Jimmy Spagnola Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Long time no talk guys but I thought I'd drop in cause we play each other week one. Weird year huh? With us both trying to suck and all. I get what the Jets is doing even if I don't like it. I root for them to win all the time and I can't help it none. But they is playing for their stud QB for years to come. Probably that kid from California and can you imagine the money that kid can make when he wins a bunch of Super Bowls for a legendary team like the Jets? I don't get what youse is doing though. Your team was bad but not really bad when you had Watkins. Now you have Shady and some other good guys but not great and your Qb is just pretty bad, not really really bad and so you is probably going to win a few games and not get the kid from California. Those new guys you got running things sure dress like nerds but they don't seem so smart like nerds. And plus no way that kid goes to Buffalo anyway seeing he could hold out and go to the Jets like Eli did with the Chargers and Giants. No way. And that's even considering San Diego is beautiful Eli holded out. No way does this kid go to Buffalo or Cleveland. He wants the Jets like Jim Kelly did but things are different now and he will be able to choose. So who does you guys think you is gonna get for a rookie QB next year? I didn't pay much attention to the guys after our guy. Do they suck a lot or is any of them any good? I feel bad for you guys because I wouldn't mind if you finished second to us every year for the next 20 or so while we dominate. I hate the Patriots and Dolphins much more even though if I go on a trip to Miami I get lots of ladies while I'm there. Trust me I don't do that when I go to the Buffalo games. So I guess the bottom line is that I will be rooting for the Jets to smack you around the field all day like usual but then end up losing instead. Maybe we'll do that thing we learned from you about not picking up the kickoff in the end zone. It will be a long year but worth it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Derp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 this hurt my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM2009 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 "like always"? 2014, 2015-the Bills were 4-0 against the Jets, with a couple of blowout wins. Last years finale means nothing because EJ started and the team gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Spags sighting and a Howard reference in the same day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Hi Spags! Yeah, bleak outlook for '17. Don't be a stranger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan_34 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 That just brightened my day- way to keep it light and fun!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJBobby Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 He'ssssssssssssss BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Welcome back Spags. I agree, youse guys are way better at sucking than we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Long time no talk guys but I thought I'd drop in cause we play each other week one. Weird year huh? With us both trying to suck and all. I get what the Jets is doing even if I don't like it. I root for them to win all the time and I can't help it none. But they is playing for their stud QB for years to come. Probably that kid from California and can you imagine the money that kid can make when he wins a bunch of Super Bowls for a legendary team like the Jets? I don't get what youse is doing though. Your team was bad but not really bad when you had Watkins. Now you have Shady and some other good guys but not great and your Qb is just pretty bad, not really really bad and so you is probably going to win a few games and not get the kid from California. Those new guys you got running things sure dress like nerds but they don't seem so smart like nerds. And plus no way that kid goes to Buffalo anyway seeing he could hold out and go to the Jets like Eli did with the Chargers and Giants. No way. And that's even considering San Diego is beautiful Eli holded out. No way does this kid go to Buffalo or Cleveland. He wants the Jets like Jim Kelly did but things are different now and he will be able to choose. So who does you guys think you is gonna get for a rookie QB next year? I didn't pay much attention to the guys after our guy. Do they suck a lot or is any of them any good? I feel bad for you guys because I wouldn't mind if you finished second to us every year for the next 20 or so while we dominate. I hate the Patriots and Dolphins much more even though if I go on a trip to Miami I get lots of ladies while I'm there. Trust me I don't do that when I go to the Buffalo games. So I guess the bottom line is that I will be rooting for the Jets to smack you around the field all day like usual but then end up losing instead. Maybe we'll do that thing we learned from you about not picking up the kickoff in the end zone. It will be a long year but worth it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. I can't understand why that would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonbus23 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Long time no talk guys but I thought I'd drop in cause we play each other week one. Weird year huh? With us both trying to suck and all. I get what the Jets is doing even if I don't like it. I root for them to win all the time and I can't help it none. But they is playing for their stud QB for years to come. Probably that kid from California and can you imagine the money that kid can make when he wins a bunch of Super Bowls for a legendary team like the Jets? I don't get what youse is doing though. Your team was bad but not really bad when you had Watkins. Now you have Shady and some other good guys but not great and your Qb is just pretty bad, not really really bad and so you is probably going to win a few games and not get the kid from California. Those new guys you got running things sure dress like nerds but they don't seem so smart like nerds. And plus no way that kid goes to Buffalo anyway seeing he could hold out and go to the Jets like Eli did with the Chargers and Giants. No way. And that's even considering San Diego is beautiful Eli holded out. No way does this kid go to Buffalo or Cleveland. He wants the Jets like Jim Kelly did but things are different now and he will be able to choose. So who does you guys think you is gonna get for a rookie QB next year? I didn't pay much attention to the guys after our guy. Do they suck a lot or is any of them any good? I feel bad for you guys because I wouldn't mind if you finished second to us every year for the next 20 or so while we dominate. I hate the Patriots and Dolphins much more even though if I go on a trip to Miami I get lots of ladies while I'm there. Trust me I don't do that when I go to the Buffalo games. So I guess the bottom line is that I will be rooting for the Jets to smack you around the field all day like usual but then end up losing instead. Maybe we'll do that thing we learned from you about not picking up the kickoff in the end zone. It will be a long year but worth it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. This is like the Sound and the Fury mixed with Of Mice and Men. Love it! Has to be fiction. Has to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Thanks for the drop-in Spags! Always a welcome sight to see a Spags thread on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Nails Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Spaggetti!!! Welcome back, mouth breather extrodinair. Good to hear from youooooze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Good...I hope you do smack us around so we get Darnold instead of you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Jimmy, if that even is your real name. We're gonna suck pretty bad this year. Good chance we out suck your Jets at the rate we are going, then who will have the last laugh. In the battle of suck our sucktitude is gonna shine through, and I hope you come back to eat your crow after the suckbowl in week one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Any real accomplishment worth celebrating this season will be celebrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Spags! Welcome back. Where have you been. I think we'd all love a weekly post and it doesn't have to be all football. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGun12TD Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 OMG! This made me so happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 P.S. J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Jimmy Spags! seems like your vocabulary has improved....somewhat. Good to see you have been going to summer school this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 You're right...the Jets are great at sucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 (edited) This is like the Sound and the Fury mixed with Of Mice and Men. Love it! Has to be fiction. Has to be. More like My Cousin Vinny meets What's Eating Gilbert Grape. J ust E nd T he S eason Edited August 29, 2017 by thunderingsquid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Kevi Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Man, I love seeing a fan of another team that makes Bills fans look normal by comparison. Cheers, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted August 29, 2017 Author Share Posted August 29, 2017 (edited) Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Jimmy, if that even is your real name. We're gonna suck pretty bad this year. Good chance we out suck your Jets at the rate we are going, then who will have the last laugh. In the battle of suck our sucktitude is gonna shine through, and I hope you come back to eat your crow after the suckbowl in week one! Maybe you could figure out my name if I punched you hard in the forehead while I was wearing my ring and when you woke up next Monday you could look in the mirror and see my initials on your melon. Does that sound pretty good or you wanna take my word for it? And I think the Jets is gonna suck plenty fine thank you very much. Did you even get to see some of the preseason stuff? Oh my God it is bad. They got this mick guy name uh Clown playing QB. His name is actually McClown. Show me an Irish guy that ain't gonna get beat up in a man sport. Connor McGregor just got whooped good by a guy who got back in his wheelchair after the fight. And his backup is some Jewish kid. We is gonna suck all right but even if we won against youse there is still no way that kid accepts gettin drafted to Buffalo. He has too much star power and needs to be in NYC. But why did you guys trade Watkins though? You coulda kept him and had him fake an injury or had him play the jets and get actually hurt. Then you coulda had him next year when you get your unferior guy to play QB. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Edited August 29, 2017 by Jimmy Spagnola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Pygmy Goat Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 (edited) I want those 2 minutes back. WTH was that crap? Darnold may not even declare, and he may not end up being the best in his class if he does. There are 2-3 other QBs that could be just as good. Edited August 29, 2017 by Drunken Pygmy Goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 This made my day. Welcome back Spags. Can't wait to show you the utterly embarrassing team we are fielding. Don't worry, however, it's all part of the process, whatever that is anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickrage Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Right on par with every jets fan to ever live. By far the most uneducated fans in the nfl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 The J E T S seem to be doing an awesome job of sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Jimmy Spags is an institooshun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yav Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 I couldn't get past the first few words. Can someone translate this post in english for me please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted August 29, 2017 Author Share Posted August 29, 2017 I couldn't get past the first few words. Can someone translate this post in english for me please? I got five knuckles which can do that for ya. Wise guy. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 (edited) Welcome back Jimmy, How have you been? Bills are a cluster f@uck this year. They're trading away players right before the start of the season, but claim to want to win this year. It makes no sense. They're stockpiling draft picks in 2018 (have two in each of the first three rounds), so they're planning on drafting a QB. It would make more sense to bomb out this year (like the Jets) that way the Bills would have a better shot at drafting a franchise QB, vice having to package a ton of those picks to move up in the draft (assuming there's a team willing to move back). What can I say, the Bills are the Cleveland Browns of the AFC East. Watkins is a broke dick (always hurt). He was going to want a boat load of money next year and the Bills weren't going to give it to him. P.S. - You were right about Wrecks Ryan, he was a bad coach! Edited August 29, 2017 by Jerry Jabber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 You guys ever play "Where's Spags"? It took me 15 minutes to find him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Spags, youse found a way to downgrade at QB from Geno Smith. Eugene. Smiff. He of the 0.0 QBR vs the Beeeeowz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 I got five knuckles which can do that for ya. Wise guy. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Yeah, but you're always too busy doing the "five knuckle chuckle" to even have a free hand to smack sombodys around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Who does this clown think he is in a Bills board? Schmuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Jimmy Spags is an institooshun. did you mean he belongs in an institution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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