Draconator Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 (edited) This wasn't even close. Quite impressive. Edited March 11, 2023 by Draconator 4 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Really fast, also a dirtbag 6 1 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 I noticed in the playoff game last year. 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEpsYtown Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Is that like a beer league or something? Didn’t look like legit competition 9 6 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Lombardi Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Yes, he is fast. But note that this was a Master's Division race. That wasn't Usain Bolt in the lane next to him. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRebound Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Haha. Looked like he was racing Rich Eisen. 1 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, Stanley Lombardi said: Yes, he is fast. But note that this was a Master's Division race. That wasn't Usain Bolt in the lane next to him. Um…. Usain Bolt is 36 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goin Breakdown Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Ugh really. This guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Lombardi Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, mrags said: Um…. Usain Bolt is 36 The reference was to a name which has become a metaphor for speed. But thanks for the biographic details. 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brand J Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 (edited) I don’t know who the guys are he’s racing against, but I’ll never forget what Marquis Goodwin said, who was a speed demon in his own right. He said that he always thought he was fast, but when he raced against legit track athletes he felt slow. He said as fast as he was, those guys are “on a whole nother level.” It’s scary the divide between guys like Marquis and Tyreek and guys like Usain and Asafah. And just for reference, Bolt’s split at 60 yards was a 6.32, which would’ve smoked Tyreek’s 6.70. Watch Christian Coleman’s 4.12 40 yard dash. 4.12 40 Yard Dash EDIT: Also for reference, Hill’s 6.7 60 yard dash would tie him for the 76th fastest guy in NCAA Division 1 track… this season. The fastest NCAA time this year is a 6.51, so he is at least in the neighborhood of collegiate fast, but not Olympic fast. Edited March 11, 2023 by JayBaller10 12 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted March 11, 2023 Author Share Posted March 11, 2023 14 minutes ago, JayBaller10 said: I don’t know who the guys are he’s racing against, but I’ll never forget what Marquis Goodwin said, who was a speed demon in his own right. He said that he always thought he was fast, but when he raced against legit track athletes he felt slow. He said as fast as he was, those guys are “on a whole nother level.” It’s scary the divide between guys like Marquis and Tyreek and guys like Usain and Asafah. And just for reference, Bolt’s split at 60 yards was a 6.32, which would’ve smoked Tyreek’s 6.70. Watch Christian Coleman’s 4.12 40 yard dash. 4.12 40 Yard Dash EDIT: Also for reference, Hill’s 6.7 60 yard dash would tie him for the 76th fastest guy in NCAA Division 1 track… this season. The fastest NCAA time this year is a 6.51, so he is at least in the neighborhood of collegiate fast, but not Olympic fast. I think what you're trying to say is, can Bolt catch a football? Get er done Beane! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Is it sunny in the indoor track meet? What a doosher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 48 minutes ago, MrEpsYtown said: Is that like a beer league or something? Didn’t look like legit competition Rich Eisen showed up a few minutes late. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 59 minutes ago, WMDman said: Really fast, also a dirtbag I’d take him in a heartbeat… 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick_Cheney Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Should be in prison. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Juicing up in the off season. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 44 minutes ago, Stanley Lombardi said: The reference was to a name which has become a metaphor for speed. But thanks for the biographic details. Maybe you shouldn’t have bothered to include masters race then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dick_Cheney said: Should be in prison. Maybe you could take him quail hunting. 🫠 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 I'm not saying he isn't fast, he smoked our secondary during the playoff game two years ago...however...I follow track and field closely, and that race was borderline rigged. The second-place dude is affiliated with the Pony Express Track and Field Club and the third-place is affiliated with the Dayton Track Club. C'mmmmmmmmmmon. He's not racing against elite sprinters in this race, nobody is confusing the Pony Express Track and Field Club and its members with Olympic sprint athletes. Just for reference, he ran 6.70 secs, and got 1st. 2nd got 7.27 secs. http://live.finishtiming.com/meets/514614/events/201/results/F/M He would have gotten 8th place with that time (7th place ran 6.69 secs, 1st place ran 6.53 secs), in the 2023 USATF Indoor Championships held back in February. https://www.flipsnack.com/USATF/2023-usatf-indoor-championships-results/full-view.html The WR, American record in the 60M dash was done in 2018 by Christian Coleman at 6.34 seconds (i.e. an elite sprinter). He could basically smoke Tyreek Hill the same way Hill smoked his "competition". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 2 hours ago, MrEpsYtown said: Is that like a beer league or something? Didn’t look like legit competition It's sponsored by AARP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 46 minutes ago, Your Brown Eye said: I'm not saying he isn't fast, he smoked our secondary during the playoff game two years ago...however...I follow track and field closely, and that race was borderline rigged. The second-place dude is affiliated with the Pony Express Track and Field Club and the third-place is affiliated with the Dayton Track Club. C'mmmmmmmmmmon. He's not racing against elite sprinters in this race, nobody is confusing the Pony Express Track and Field Club and its members with Olympic sprint athletes. Just for reference, he ran 6.70 secs, and got 1st. 2nd got 7.27 secs. http://live.finishtiming.com/meets/514614/events/201/results/F/M He would have gotten 8th place with that time (7th place ran 6.69 secs, 1st place ran 6.53 secs), in the 2023 USATF Indoor Championships held back in February. https://www.flipsnack.com/USATF/2023-usatf-indoor-championships-results/full-view.html The WR, American record in the 60M dash was done in 2018 by Christian Coleman at 6.34 seconds (i.e. an elite sprinter). He could basically smoke Tyreek Hill the same way Hill smoked his "competition". that felt kind of rigged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma Pecoraro Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 (edited) That’s the dumbest sh!t I’ve seen in a while. Edited March 11, 2023 by Momma Pecoraro 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 He beat those other runners like they were pregnant with his child. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ngbills Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 That was my grandma in lane 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 1 hour ago, HereComesTheReignAgain said: He beat those other runners like they were pregnant with his child. I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this. Well done. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Lombardi Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 6 hours ago, mrags said: Maybe you shouldn’t have bothered to include masters race then. Metaphors are timeless. Some day you'll understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeFrommStateFarm Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Poor white guys in lanes 2 and 3 didn't stand a prayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Important to note that “masters” championships are retired athletes. Quality sprinters from 25-29 years old are competing in the real national championships. I know college and former national teamers in my sport who raced in open championships into their 40’s rather than race in the masters circuits. Worth noting, in some sports there is no progression for masters championships. So if you race 6 lanes across every heat gets medals. 1/6 entrants are masters national championships. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 37 minutes ago, Stanley Lombardi said: Metaphors are timeless. Some day you'll understand. Yup. Pretty sure I understood the assignment. Glad I could also inform you how old Usian Bolt is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Martial arts expert? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 8 hours ago, mrags said: Um…. Usain Bolt is 36 The masters class only attracts those who wish to compete in it. The legit 24-30 yr old isn't going to race masters. And still smoke him He isn't that fast. He's football fast sure. But he's not he cheetah he thinks he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddyjj Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 12 hours ago, Draconator said: This wasn't even close. Quite impressive. I hand timed him at 13 seconds... (Shows self door) 1 minute ago, freddyjj said: Lane 5 guy gives meaning to "I'll be there in half a second". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirebors Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 10 hours ago, ngbills said: That was my grandma in lane 1 Is she a ghost, because lane 1 was empty? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Weird he seems slow in the NFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 15 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: I'm not saying he isn't fast, he smoked our secondary during the playoff game two years ago...however...I follow track and field closely, and that race was borderline rigged. The second-place dude is affiliated with the Pony Express Track and Field Club and the third-place is affiliated with the Dayton Track Club. C'mmmmmmmmmmon. He's not racing against elite sprinters in this race, nobody is confusing the Pony Express Track and Field Club and its members with Olympic sprint athletes. Just for reference, he ran 6.70 secs, and got 1st. 2nd got 7.27 secs. http://live.finishtiming.com/meets/514614/events/201/results/F/M He would have gotten 8th place with that time (7th place ran 6.69 secs, 1st place ran 6.53 secs), in the 2023 USATF Indoor Championships held back in February. https://www.flipsnack.com/USATF/2023-usatf-indoor-championships-results/full-view.html The WR, American record in the 60M dash was done in 2018 by Christian Coleman at 6.34 seconds (i.e. an elite sprinter). He could basically smoke Tyreek Hill the same way Hill smoked his "competition". Maybe you missed it, but the Pony Express changed the world, and Dayton has a Chik-fil-A. These guys are legit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearNorth Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Hill is fast, but no football player of any accomplishment has ever been faster than Bob Hayes of the Cowboys. 1964 Olympic gold medalist only player to win an Olympic Gold Medal (2 actually) and a Super Bowl ring. His anchor leg of the 4x100 in Tokyo, with a moving start was clocked at 8.6 seconds for 100 meters - that's 26 mph over 100 meters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 I recall bob hayes, renaldo neiamiah (sp) and willie gault and three top track athletes who made a somewhat successful transition to pro football 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 18 hours ago, JayBaller10 said: I don’t know who the guys are he’s racing against, but I’ll never forget what Marquis Goodwin said, who was a speed demon in his own right. He said that he always thought he was fast, but when he raced against legit track athletes he felt slow. He said as fast as he was, those guys are “on a whole nother level.” It’s scary the divide between guys like Marquis and Tyreek and guys like Usain and Asafah. And just for reference, Bolt’s split at 60 yards was a 6.32, which would’ve smoked Tyreek’s 6.70. Watch Christian Coleman’s 4.12 40 yard dash. 4.12 40 Yard Dash EDIT: Also for reference, Hill’s 6.7 60 yard dash would tie him for the 76th fastest guy in NCAA Division 1 track… this season. The fastest NCAA time this year is a 6.51, so he is at least in the neighborhood of collegiate fast, but not Olympic fast. 17 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: I'm not saying he isn't fast, he smoked our secondary during the playoff game two years ago...however...I follow track and field closely, and that race was borderline rigged. The second-place dude is affiliated with the Pony Express Track and Field Club and the third-place is affiliated with the Dayton Track Club. C'mmmmmmmmmmon. He's not racing against elite sprinters in this race, nobody is confusing the Pony Express Track and Field Club and its members with Olympic sprint athletes. Just for reference, he ran 6.70 secs, and got 1st. 2nd got 7.27 secs. http://live.finishtiming.com/meets/514614/events/201/results/F/M He would have gotten 8th place with that time (7th place ran 6.69 secs, 1st place ran 6.53 secs), in the 2023 USATF Indoor Championships held back in February. https://www.flipsnack.com/USATF/2023-usatf-indoor-championships-results/full-view.html The WR, American record in the 60M dash was done in 2018 by Christian Coleman at 6.34 seconds (i.e. an elite sprinter). He could basically smoke Tyreek Hill the same way Hill smoked his "competition". It's a MASTERS race. jeez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 18 hours ago, JayBaller10 said: I don’t know who the guys are he’s racing against, but I’ll never forget what Marquis Goodwin said, who was a speed demon in his own right. He said that he always thought he was fast, but when he raced against legit track athletes he felt slow. He said as fast as he was, those guys are “on a whole nother level.” It’s scary the divide between guys like Marquis and Tyreek and guys like Usain and Asafah. And just for reference, Bolt’s split at 60 yards was a 6.32, which would’ve smoked Tyreek’s 6.70. Watch Christian Coleman’s 4.12 40 yard dash. 4.12 40 Yard Dash EDIT: Also for reference, Hill’s 6.7 60 yard dash would tie him for the 76th fastest guy in NCAA Division 1 track… this season. The fastest NCAA time this year is a 6.51, so he is at least in the neighborhood of collegiate fast, but not Olympic fast. I'd like to see the double screen with him & Tyreek . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 19 hours ago, MrEpsYtown said: Is that like a beer league or something? Didn’t look like legit competition He’s fast, but some perspective… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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