Jump to content

Seriously? No one has started the Miami Week Haiku thread yet? Ok, here we go.


Recommended Posts

2 hours ago, Heavy Kevi said:

I just don't get it.

 

I mean, I understand what a haiku is, but it seems like the pet rock of literature.

 

What's the point?

The mud elephant 

wading through the sea

leaves no tracks

 

 

figure this out and you will reach enlightenment, 

 

 

  • Haha (+1) 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Squish the stinky fish

My neighbor worked with dolphins

She says they're just jerks**

 

**seriously.  worked with orcas, belugas, and dolphins as well as seals and sea lions.  came in enthused, left having given away all dolphin jewelry.

Edited by Beck Water
  • Haha (+1) 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, Heavy Kevi said:

I just don't get it.

 

I mean, I understand what a haiku is, but it seems like the pet rock of literature.

 

What's the point?

 

With a little tweaking, that works

 

"I just don't get it
I know what a haiku is

But what is the point?"

 

-----------

 

It's Tradition, Bro. 

Meet Dolphins Week with Haiku

This Board Expects It

 

 

  • Like (+1) 4
  • Haha (+1) 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I feel I've written

A million haikus on here

I got more in me

 

It's time to play some

Complementary football

And get the 2 seed

 

Tua and McDaniel

Both wildly overrated

Blowout is coming

 

No Waddle, no Chubb

No Phillips and no Howard

Maybe no Tua

 

"But the injuries!"

Cry Finheaven denizens

Fvck their excuses

 

Gotta watch Hard Knocks

Just to see little Mikey say

Fvck fvck fvck fvck fvck

 

AFC East champs

The Dolphins in September

At season's end? Bills.

 

 

Edited by BRH
  • Haha (+1) 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

17 hours ago, Heavy Kevi said:

 

Lol no

 

I was part of bbmb as far back as 2003 and they did it every phin game then too.

 

I don't understand why it's a tradition. Has nothing to do with anything as far as I know.

I always thought haiku is Japanese poetry. Sliced and diced fish is sashimi. Get it?

maybe I’m wrong. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This topic is OLD. A NEW topic should be started unless there is a very specific reason to revive this one.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...