HIT BY SPIKES Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 When Washington played the Bills every 4 years or so before their name change I would make dishes with tomatoes since they have REDSKINS. WTF do I do now? WTF is a COMMANDER? Looking for ideas from my Bills Brethren. P.S.: When we played the EAGLES in OP I would find the two largest uncut full attached turkey wings I could find, season them up and brush them with olive oil and cook them whole in the oven the day before the game, throw them on the BBQ intact at the pre-game tailgate after sprinkling white feathers bought at the Dollarstore under the BBQ and tell fans walking by that they were the wings of a Bald Eagle. I insisted that it was legal to eat Bald Eagle in Canada. Gullible.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Commanders = Washington = politicians. Fry up some baloney 10 19 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailgateChef Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 I would go with a military theme. MREs are military rations. The most popular are: chili with macaroni; beef ravioli; beef stew. Best of luck! https://chatter.vetfriends.com/5-of-the-best-military-mres-of-all-time/ 2 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Redskin potatoes in protest 4 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan2313 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 What do you do for the Steelers? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 General Tao’s chicken wings? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, BillsFan2313 said: What do you do for the Steelers? Steel cut oatmeal? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Crabcakes. You’re close to Maryland. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 (edited) Hoecakes Quote Family members and visitors alike testified that hoecakes were among George Washington’s favorite foods. He invariably ate them at breakfast, covered with butter and honey, along with hot tea—a “temperate repast” enjoyed each morning. Maybe with a side of chicken fingers Edited September 23, 2023 by stevewin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 cherry pie. Because it is delicious AND pays homage to the tree that was cut down by George Washington**..allegedly https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/cherry-tree-myth/ that's all I've got. 🙂 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Some nice deli meats will do the trick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMannn Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 35 minutes ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said: Steel cut oatmeal? I have that 4x a week. Everyone will hate him 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsatlastin2018 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Anything with a Red Skin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, HIT BY SPIKES said: When Washington played the Bills every 4 years or so before their name change I would make dishes with tomatoes since they have REDSKINS. WTF do I do now? WTF is a COMMANDER? Looking for ideas from my Bills Brethren. P.S.: When we played the EAGLES in OP I would find the two largest uncut full attached turkey wings I could find, season them up and brush them with olive oil and cook them whole in the oven the day before the game, throw them on the BBQ intact at the pre-game tailgate after sprinkling white feathers bought at the Dollarstore under the BBQ and tell fans walking by that they were the wings of a Bald Eagle. I insisted that it was legal to eat Bald Eagle in Canada. Gullible.... Pork. What else is Washington known for? 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorin' Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: Pork. What else is Washington known for? The hogs! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIT BY SPIKES Posted September 23, 2023 Author Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, BillsFan2313 said: What do you do for the Steelers? 1 hour ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said: Commanders = Washington = politicians. Fry up some baloney I am trying to stay away from highly processed foods. 1 hour ago, TailgateChef said: I would go with a military theme. MREs are military rations. The most popular are: chili with macaroni; beef ravioli; beef stew. Best of luck! https://chatter.vetfriends.com/5-of-the-best-military-mres-of-all-time/ Brilliant Ideas!!! 1 hour ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Redskin potatoes in protest I grew Whites this year. NO Reds 1 hour ago, Son of a K-Gun said: General Tao’s chicken wings? Huh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisplacedBillsFan Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Hogs is the obvious answer here, right? Which gives you all kinds of options. Pulled pork, BLTs, bacon wrapped jalapeños, pork belly burnt ends, and the list goes on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zow2 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 DC is the home of half-smokes which are larger than hot dogs, spicier and i’m pretty sure are half beef half pork. They are popular at well known restaurant Ben’s Chili Bowl. It’s also home to mambo sauce which they invented and put on BBQ, Chicken, ribs, etc.. Theres also a wharf in DC which sells and cook fresh seafood from the bay and Atlantic ocean so any seafood is fair game. There ya go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Didn't the commanders kill the native Americans when they came here? Get a bunch of red potatoes and cut the tops off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBF81 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, zow2 said: DC is the home of half-smokes which are larger than hot dogs, spicier and i’m pretty sure are half beef half pork. They are popular at well known restaurant Ben’s Chili Bowl. It’s also home to mambo sauce which they invented and put on BBQ, Chicken, ribs, etc.. Theres also a wharf in DC which sells and cook fresh seafood from the bay and Atlantic ocean so any seafood is fair game. There ya go. Yeah, half smokes are simply smoked sausages. They're typically pork but can be both. I'm not sure whether Ben's is all pork or both. I just know where they get em. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookie Man Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Snake. Cobra Commander. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 It doesn't matter what you make, just make sure to cover it in Mumbo sauce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianmoorman4jesus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Their fans used to dress as pigs in the stands… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeFrommStateFarm Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 (edited) To me commander is a military commander. And what does someone of that rank normally eat ? I would say steak and lobster or some type of surf and turf Edited September 23, 2023 by JakeFrommStateFarm 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langeston Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, DisplacedBillsFan said: Hogs is the obvious answer here, right? Which gives you all kinds of options. Pulled pork, BLTs, bacon wrapped jalapeños, pork belly burnt ends, and the list goes on. I was thinking some type of pigs in a blanket - could do buffalo chicken sausage and have blue cheese dip - haha now I’m getting hungry! Buffalo style chicken sausage Pigs in a blanket recipe The hogs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIT BY SPIKES Posted September 23, 2023 Author Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, without a drought said: It doesn't matter what you make, just make sure to cover it in Mumbo sauce. I will make some. https://www.saucefanatic.com/copycat-mumbo-sauce/ 1 hour ago, Brianmoorman4jesus said: Their fans used to dress as pigs in the stands… I just assumed all the women in Washington looked like that. They were wearing costumes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 🐷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, without a drought said: It doesn't matter what you make, just make sure to cover it in Mumbo sauce. Is Sal C. still shilling for 'Country Sweet'? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Baloney in a can, just like the team 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattlinBill Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Doesn't matter what you make as long as you do it commando style...😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIT BY SPIKES Posted September 23, 2023 Author Share Posted September 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, wppete said: 🐷 CAT IS AN INTERESTING SUGGESTION. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 10 minutes ago, HIT BY SPIKES said: CAT IS AN INTERESTING SUGGESTION. PORK 🐖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Baked Alaska because one of these morons in Washington will eventually start a nuclear war. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIT BY SPIKES Posted September 23, 2023 Author Share Posted September 23, 2023 44 minutes ago, wppete said: PORK 🐖 Oh. Crap. Does anyone know how to put fur back on a cat? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPT Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 This has probably already been mentioned since it's the obvious choice, but you have to go with hog. Everyone in that area wants to rename their team to the Hogs so get ahead of the curve and barbecue their hopes and dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Foothills Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, HIT BY SPIKES said: Oh. Crap. Does anyone know how to put fur back on a cat? Asking for a friend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestreetking Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, JakeFrommStateFarm said: To me commander is a military commander. And what does someone of that rank normally eat ? I would say steak and lobster or some type of surf and turf When I was in-country, and Patreus was ISAF commander, he was known for eating shrimp and quinoa. All well and good...but wtf Dave? It's a freaking war. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
co_springs_billsfan Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, HIT BY SPIKES said: CAT IS AN INTERESTING SUGGESTION. When playing the commies a little Chinese food is in order. Cat, dog, whatever you can get your hands on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Pulled pork stuffed redskin potatoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 7 hours ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said: Steel cut oatmeal? Nothing more delicious than gruel with your tailgate! I guess that would give you a good solid base for the turmoil ahead. 🤷♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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