The Firebaugh Kid Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 To honor "Dalton" (aka Patrick Swayze) from Road House, the "cooler" who was hired to clean up the Double Douche and rid a small midwestern town of the evil influence of miserable drunk tycoon Brad Wesley, I personally declare from this day forth that Dalton Kincaid's nickname shall be "The Cooler". 6 4 3 1 1 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 way to early for this. 4 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) Nicknames threads are worse than tucked in jersey’s. @Jay_Fixit Edited April 28, 2023 by Beast 1 7 7 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I mean his name is kinda awesome as it is. We have two DK TEs who sound like country singers. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Can he take a snap first before he gets a nickname...you know...kinda like earn the nickname 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Cole Bigsley 2 7 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yantha Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I vote for "Porkchop". lol.. Yes, I agree it's too early for this. Let's see his identity as a Bill first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beach Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 i heard Swole Beasley 3 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndonvilleBill Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I named my son Dalton because of this movie. As he grew up and throughout his military career people were always trying to give him a nickname. He always laughed and would say, "The name is Dalton". He knew where his name came from.🤣 Sometimes, you just don't need a nickname. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: Cole Bigsley 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 It's all in the name of honoring "The Cooler", it has absolutely nothing to do with Dalton Kincaid 🤣 Road House is clearly the greatest film ever made, and anyone that disagrees is clearly lacking a sense of humor. Ya'll gotta loosen up those belts, untuck your shirts, maybe eat a big burrito and take your lady out for a nice evening on the town. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorspikes51 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 His middle name is MOSSER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I thought he'd be bigger 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: To honor "Dalton" (aka Patrick Swayze) from Road House, the "cooler" who was hired to clean up the Double Douche and rid a small midwestern town of the evil influence of miserable drunk tycoon Brad Wesley, I personally declare from this day forth that Dalton Kincaid's nickname shall be "The Cooler". Yeah, can we wait until the kid has done something in the NFL before we start pronouncing on nicknames for him? His nickname shall be....whatever he earns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: It's all in the name of honoring "The Cooler", it has absolutely nothing to do with Dalton Kincaid 🤣 Road House is clearly the greatest film ever made, and anyone that disagrees is clearly lacking a sense of humor. Ya'll gotta loosen up those belts, untuck your shirts, maybe eat a big burrito and take your lady out for a nice evening on the town. Die Hard says hello. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Dalton "Rueben" Kincaid (I called it last night) 7 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Smith Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 My nickname for him is Andy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: It's all in the name of honoring "The Cooler", it has absolutely nothing to do with Dalton Kincaid 🤣 Road House is clearly the greatest film ever made, and anyone that disagrees is clearly lacking a sense of humor. Ya'll gotta loosen up those belts, untuck your shirts, maybe eat a big burrito and take your lady out for a nice evening on the town. Agree 100%. Pain don't hurt Mijo. An Exhaustive Breakdown of the Movie Roadhouse 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Junction Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 45 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: To honor "Dalton" (aka Patrick Swayze) from Road House, the "cooler" who was hired to clean up the Double Douche and rid a small midwestern town of the evil influence of miserable drunk tycoon Brad Wesley, I personally declare from this day forth that Dalton Kincaid's nickname shall be "The Cooler". Why not flip it around and start calling Knox “Garrett”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, C.Biscuit97 said: I mean his name is kinda awesome as it is. We have two DK TEs who sound like country singers. Agreed and LOL, they do sound like country's singers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBear Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) Sorry. Already nicknamed Gabe Davis "the Cooler" due to his penchant for drive killing drops that freeze our offense. JK Edited April 28, 2023 by TheBrownBear 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kota Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 nicknames always come off the cuff in some random conversation and it's given to you by a peer not some random fan on the internet looking for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prissythecat Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 48 minutes ago, PrimeTime101 said: way to early for this. Yup. Hopefully, the more apt nickname doesn't end up being "The Warmer" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Y’all love your nicknames for some strange reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Go get my helmet "rookie" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 28 minutes ago, Freddie's Dead said: Dalton "Rueben" Kincaid (I called it last night) No, ⬆️ he was the advisor to ST for the '13 seconds' debacle. Notice the clueless demeanour. 21 minutes ago, TheBrownBear said: Sorry. Already nicknamed Gabe Davis "the Cooler" due to his penchant for drive killing drops that freeze our offense. JK Cold. Appropriate, but cold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: To honor "Dalton" (aka Patrick Swayze) from Road House, the "cooler" who was hired to clean up the Double Douche and rid a small midwestern town of the evil influence of miserable drunk tycoon Brad Wesley, I personally declare from this day forth that Dalton Kincaid's nickname shall be "The Cooler". I’m rolling with @Freddie's Deadselection…Reuben…to pester opposing defenses like he did Danny Partridge 😂😂😂😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 28 minutes ago, Irv said: Agree 100%. Pain don't hurt Mijo. An Exhaustive Breakdown of the Movie Roadhouse God bless you sir, and RIP Mr. Swayze. 23 minutes ago, kota said: nicknames always come off the cuff in some random conversation and it's given to you by a peer not some random fan on the internet looking for attention. Thank you for validating my existence by giving me the attention I didn't receive as a child. Hug me, I need, I need. It's amazing to me that people on this rigid *** forum can't tell figure out that this is clearly a ******* joke. LOL However, Road House is a cinematic masterpiece, and anyone that disagrees should consider it severance pay, and take the train. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Since he went to Utah and he’s already, like, 30 years old, I think they should call him “Yute”. It can be one of those ironic nicknames, like Tiny in vice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Bud Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Dawson Knox 2.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billz4ever Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Bills Bud said: Dawson Knox 2.0 Not an accurate comparison. The only similarity between the two is they were both drafted as TEs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Bud Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Billz4ever said: Not an accurate comparison. The only similarity between the two is they were both drafted as TEs. They the same exact built. Kincaid maybe a better version I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Beast said: Nicknames threads are worse than tucked in jersey’s. @Jay_Fixit If you ain’t tuckin’, then you ain’t… well, y’know… aka The Tuck Rule. Edit: Given our 2 TEs both have DK initials, how about Dawson is Donkey Kong and Dalton is Diddy Kong? Edited April 28, 2023 by JohnBonhamRocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billz4ever Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Just now, Bills Bud said: They the same exact built. Kincaid maybe a better version I guess Go listen to Beane talk about the pick last night and the way he will be used in the offense. Knox serves in the traditional TE role. Beane said Kincaid will be more like a Cole Beasley-type player, just in a different package. That means in the slot or even out wide probably at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospector Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Dawson, Dalton, DeAndre, Diggs, Davis, Damien... could be crazy... "D's Nuts!" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Billz4ever said: Not an accurate comparison. The only similarity between the two is they were both drafted as TEs. And their initials are both DK 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Prospector said: Dawson, Dalton, DeAndre, Diggs, Davis, Damien... could be crazy... "D's Nuts!" Just wait til Dorsey diligently dinks-n-dunks downfield, drawing up a TD to Dion Dawkins. Edit: Old Prospector with Gus Chiggins is maybe the best skit ever cut from SNL. Username props. Edited April 28, 2023 by JohnBonhamRocks 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 This was my first thought about the TE room last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Bud Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, Billz4ever said: Go listen to Beane talk about the pick last night and the way he will be used in the offense. Knox serves in the traditional TE role. Beane said Kincaid will be more like a Cole Beasley-type player, just in a different package. That means in the slot or even out wide probably at times. That's fine but they are similar players. Kincaid may just be a juiced up version. I'd rather we got a WR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billz4ever Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Bills Bud said: That's fine but they are similar players. Kincaid may just be a juiced up version. I'd rather we got a WR Who? Sounds like you've never watched any of Kincaid's film. I suggest you do before thinking any of the WRs still on the board when we picked were a better option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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