Nextmanup Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Any time I make a last-minute change of plans, it's "calling an audible." Even my wife, who's not much of a football fan, says it now. That's a great one! 4 minutes ago, sfbillsfan said: Where else would you rather be than right here, right now Here it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo44 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 I don’t hear this one anymore for pretty obvious reasons. I always thought it was a little, let’s say, unusual: ” and he gets into the end zone unmolested!“ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddyjj Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 WHOA NELLIE !!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Positive Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 My least favorite is "complementary football." Why do we need a term for "everyone should play well?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheels Not So Golden Now Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Ethan in Portland said: I found myself saying "Act like you have been there before" this morning. Was not even in the context of football but it fit the situation. It's one of the better phrases I think. I know it is associated with Barry Sanders just handing the ball to the ref after a TD. Not sure if it predated him or not. What are some of your favorite phrases? PS Yes this is a thread to talk about anything but more mock drafts.... When I lived in Cincinnati I heard Bob Trumpy say that Bengals head coach Paul Brown said that to him after he "over celebrated" after scoring his first NFL touchdown. That would have been in 1968. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbillsfan Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 With the 7th pick in the 2018 NFL draft, the Buffalo Bills select Josh Allen QB, Wyoming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 (edited) At least three classic ones in here: “They are who we thought they were” “You wanna crown ‘em, then crown their ass!” ”We let ‘em off the hook” http://youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w Edited April 14, 2022 by WotAGuy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Ethan in Portland said: I found myself saying "Act like you have been there before" this morning. Was not even in the context of football but it fit the situation. It's one of the better phrases I think. I know it is associated with Barry Sanders just handing the ball to the ref after a TD. Not sure if it predated him or not. What are some of your favorite phrases? PS Yes this is a thread to talk about anything but more mock drafts.... It predates him a little. Thurman Thomas credits Marv Levy with saying that to him for the reason why he never spiked the ball after his first touchdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 I don't really have favorite phrases, more just a list of least favorite cliches people tend to throw around in the offseason and draft time. They're typically used as a vague lazy justification to "pound the table" for throwing money at their favorite mediocre free agent or to overdraft a player from their favorite school. "They're a winner"- They want the mediocre system QB that was carried to a national championship or bowl game win by a power school loaded with All Americans at WR and OL. Wins are a QB stat to them, and the only stat that matters. "Home run hitter/threat"- 40 times are king for a WR/RB, and you'll never convince them otherwise. Skills such as agility, field vision, or the ability to run anything other than a go route are worthy sacrifices for the 1 or 2 times a year they break a 50+ yard TD. Reminders of their low yards per catch/rush will be met with claims that the player would be elite if only we ran 30 jet sweeps or pitches per game. Fast DBs don't exist in their world. "Playmaker"- Their cherry picked stat of choice is INTs. They want to trade for Trevon Diggs, and it's not because he's Stefon's brother. The DB/coverage LB could get torched for 100 yards per game, but it's OK cuz INTERCEPTIONS RULE. "Breakout candidate"- They don't understand that breakout candidate means the player has actually demonstrated skills on the field and are ready for a larger role. Never heard of the phrase "potential means you aint done crap yet". Objectively failing at the task they were specifically drafted for is excusable because the coaches "showed great trust" in keeping them barely on the roster even though they got benched after coming back from IR. I'm sure I will be reminded of others as the draft approaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 (edited) If you have 2 Quarterbacks you actually have none. ____John Madden “If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.” — Bill Parcells Potential means you haven't done it. ___Darrell Royal The best ability is availability. ____ Bill Parcells Edited April 14, 2022 by billsbackto81 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, H2o said: Booger McFarland is meme central for the dumbest sports quotes, though I remember laughing at this one. Then stealing a Popeyes biscuit from the Giants facility got him fired I actually thought that was a pretty funny one! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tuco said: It predates him a little. Thurman Thomas credits Marv Levy with saying that to him for the reason why he never spiked the ball after his first touchdown. It's been attributed to a number of coaches, but nobody's sure who said it first. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/act-like-youve-been-there-before/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 (edited) What the Hell’s goin’ out out here?! -Vince Edited April 14, 2022 by Chandler#81 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Lombardi Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 "First and forever." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patzen Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 "Straight cash, homie." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVilanch Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 "With the 7th pick in the 2018 NFL draft, the Buffalo Bills select, Josh Allen, Quarterback, Wyoming" also, "you play to win the game" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 The Bears are who we thought they were! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyBoy Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, freddyjj said: WHOA NELLIE !!! Look at the Pom Poms on that girl 😍 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 "Giving him the business" "Gap Integrity" And my favorite...Not for long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyBoy Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 It's not easy to win in the NFL. Lombardi had a good one as well. Someone said to him give the guy who gets knocked down and gets up. Gets knocked down again & gets back up, and again. Lombardi said " Give me the guy who's knocking him down all the time" 😀 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan in Cleveland Posted April 14, 2022 Author Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, FrenchConnection said: My least favorite is "complementary football." Why do we need a term for "everyone should play well?" Agree complementary football doesn't even make any sense. The offense doesn't try any harder or less hard to score if they get the ball after a turnover or after a punt, or after the half-time kick-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninSarasota Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 arm talent fluid hips great get-off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ControllerOfPlanetX Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 “I couldn’t care less about the team struggling....I want to kiss you.” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 "I'm Ko Simpson with the Buffalo Bills. I am worth millions!" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, FrenchConnection said: My least favorite is "complementary football." Why do we need a term for "everyone should play well?" I have a few. "Wide right" "13 seconds" "Brings his lunch pail" And the collinsworth special "he's the type of guy that....." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 mine is silly............when my son was 2 he would hear me yell at the television Incomplete, Incomplete ...he tried to mimic me so it came out he said In-com-peanut.......It was so adorable and it has stuck as a family joke. haha INCOMPEANUT!~!~!!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmalibu Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Matt Millen: “You can’t even fart on guys anymore and they call a flag” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 “He brings a load” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Buffalo...A Drinking Town with a Football Problem 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Lived in Buffalo for the our 1st and 2nd SB appearances. Moved to Florida and for the next two years, all I heard down here was " NOT AGAIN!!" 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 The game is won and lost in the trenches Act like you’ve been there before Matriculate the ball down the field He could go all the way!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 "intangibles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAinLack. Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Hank Bullough - "We keep beating ourselves, but we're getting better at it". - "It took the sails right out of our wind.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ControllerOfPlanetX Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Tank for Tua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donuts and Doritos Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 "Effort is between you and you. Effort ain't got nothing to do with nobody else." -Ray Lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motor26 Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 “Those big bodies banging in the trenches” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocCityRoller Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 (edited) Jim Mora had the greatest melt downs Edited April 15, 2022 by RocCityRoller 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 "Do you know what Bruce would do if he found me messing with his shoe? Bad things man." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benedictine Jamie Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Bum Phillips... Bryant can take his'n and beat your'n, and then he can turn around and take your'n and beat his'n. ~ On Bear Bryant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 5 hours ago, artmalibu said: Matt Millen: “You can’t even fart on guys anymore and they call a flag” Ohhhhh, the memories! It was about 30+ years ago when I went to a wedding of a close childhood friend in Pittsburgh. One of “the gang” was there with his wife. I had never met her before, but she walked up to me and said “So, you’re the guy who farted on my husband’s head”. 😱 🤷♂️ WHAT? I had no recollection of such an event, or how that could even go down. But I could not deny it was not a possibility. That was a long time ago, and fortunately nobody threw a flag! OK, I’m (temporarily) done sharing far too much. Turns out the fart head’s wife is awesome, and she thought the tale was hysterical! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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