Jerry Jabber Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 14 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: What's up fellas! I been havin a busy summer this year with some people gettin uppity and whatnot and I just realized the football season is comin up. I been following the Jets like usual and I knew they was gonna be real good but I had no idea how easy it was gonna be until this week. I heard the Dolphins pretty much traded their whole team away and have that goofball that used to play for both our teams startin. That don't matter much though cuz the Jets was gonna win dat anyway. What supprised me was that your team team decided to tank and they traded the best player they got. Why did your idiot GM do that? I mean you guys mighta won 5-6 games if you kept Shady. Now what maybe 2? I think the Dolphins is gonna beat you out for Tua even then and youse are stuck again. My cousin Angelo got some tickets for the opening week and invited me so I'm goin. I asked him who we was playin and he was laughing so hard I couldn't make it out but then I looked in the paper and I seen it was youse. You guys know I like you and all but I gotta admit I'm gonna enjoy the beat down. It's been a long Summer since the last time we smacked you or anyone else. I also seen we're playing you at the end and I won't be goin to that because it must be gonna be about minus 100 by then way up there. Plus the Jets is probably gonna have home field locked up. So good luck after this week if you have any healthy players left and I hope you beat the Patriots even though I have a feelin we won't be needin no help. P.S J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS Is this really Jimmy or Frank Rizzo? Hey whatz up tough guy?! How ya doin' liverlips?! In all seriousness Jimmy, how ya been? In regards to Shady, his best days are behind him and is not worth the $9M the Bills were going to pay him. The Bills are finally getting with the times and are no longer focusing the offense around a RB. And NO, the Bills are not tanking. The Bills signed 18 free agents this offseason, revamped their O-line, their TE's and added two good WR's in Cole Beasley and John Brown. So, when you think your Jets are going to stop the Bills on 3rd down, Beasley is going to break your heart and pick up the first down. Our defense is still solid and added a pass-rushing monster in Ed Oliver who's going to wreak havoc up the middle and come after your boy Sammy Darnold. I expect the Bills are going to beat the Jets 56-10 because your head coach is a Head Case! Good luck to you after this week and take out Brady!! P.S. J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS...S-U-C-K SUCK SUCK SUCK!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Albany,n.y. said: Youse is an acceptable spelling: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Youse Youse Second Person Plural. A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language. Don't you know it's Lawnguyland? 1 word. You used to be the plural but over time it became singular. In the King James Bible its used as a plural. Thee and thou were/are singular. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
from_dunkirk Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 15 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: What supprised me was that your team team decided to tank and they traded the best player they got. Nice! What did the Bills get in return for trading away McCoy? Future drat picks or players? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 hours ago, BigPappy said: I'm sorry..... who is this ass hat again? Jets have a rookie head coach, a suspect offensive line, and only a decent defense and you think the Jets AND the Dolphins will do better than the Bills. You're either high, drunk or both..... or maybe you just forgot to stop taking your stupid pills. Why are non Bills fans, trolls and all around idiots allowed on this Bills fan forum? The idiots I'll give a pass to if their a Bills fan but the rest......smh. its just for fun bud, Jimmy is a tradition around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 15 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: What's up fellas! I been havin a busy summer this year with some people gettin uppity and whatnot and I just realized the football season is comin up. I been following the Jets like usual and I knew they was gonna be real good but I had no idea how easy it was gonna be until this week. I heard the Dolphins pretty much traded their whole team away and have that goofball that used to play for both our teams startin. That don't matter much though cuz the Jets was gonna win dat anyway. What supprised me was that your team team decided to tank and they traded the best player they got. Why did your idiot GM do that? I mean you guys mighta won 5-6 games if you kept Shady. Now what maybe 2? I think the Dolphins is gonna beat you out for Tua even then and youse are stuck again. My cousin Angelo got some tickets for the opening week and invited me so I'm goin. I asked him who we was playin and he was laughing so hard I couldn't make it out but then I looked in the paper and I seen it was youse. You guys know I like you and all but I gotta admit I'm gonna enjoy the beat down. It's been a long Summer since the last time we smacked you or anyone else. I also seen we're playing you at the end and I won't be goin to that because it must be gonna be about minus 100 by then way up there. Plus the Jets is probably gonna have home field locked up. So good luck after this week if you have any healthy players left and I hope you beat the Patriots even though I have a feelin we won't be needin no help. P.S J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 I just had a thought ..... It I seen youse is tanking a Self Biography? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted September 5, 2019 Author Share Posted September 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Howard said: ^^^ quote jimmy Spagnulo We’ve had our talks before and you’ve made comments about me and my wife of 57 years but when you start talking about a beat down and injuring our players you go too far. Ive had to deal with punks like you for 46 years in my service and never once did your people come out on top you know why? Because you talk the talk but wont walk the walk. We’re going to your oily stadium this Sunday on a senior tour and would love to show you what south buffalo is all about. Your cousin Angelo sounds like a punk too. Look for me in the Art Schlicter throwback jersey. Or you can just apologize now and save your self some money on med bills. H Hey Howeird a beat down is a beat down which is somethin you don't wanna find out. I don't want none of the Bills to get hurt its just gonna happen. As for your wife I'm sure she talks about me but I don't talk about her. But I did come out on top though if you know what I mean. She does. P.S J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Theres no way this is a real person. Nobodys that dumb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Firebaugh Kid said: Theres no way this is a real person. Nobodys that dumb. Stick around. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Búfalo Blanco Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Billieve Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 6 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: That actually raises an interesting question--are there hard and fast spelling rules as to grammatical structures that are not recognized in the normal canon of the English language? Inquiring minds and all that... There is “correct” usage for all non standard forms of English. Youse is the correct spelling not yous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 9 hours ago, 4_kidd_4 said: Someday New Jersey will have unleaded water. ? but when they do, just like with gas a guy with a mafia kickback job will have to pump it into a bottle for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 And to think somehow, the Italians actually managed to give us the Renaissance. What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullBuchanan Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 22 hours ago, without a drought said: I have little youse for nonsense like this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 22 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I don't know why...but I smell Axe body spray all of a sudden. Yes. Covering up crap! This guy is so clueless he has no idea we released Shady because our 3rd round pick is killing it and that the Jests cut there 3rd round pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocCityRoller Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 9 hours ago, LABILLBACKER said: Funny like a clown.... do I amuse you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 This thread is Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 IF this is a real person, you're exactly what I picture when I think of JETS fans. An ignorant drunk thug ####### from New Jersey with zero hope or potential to contribute anything valuable to society. Keep spelling the name of your team you ***** dork. J E T S you're so lame I feel sorry for your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 This thread is like a diagnostic test for which folks read or at least scan the thread before posting. Tsk 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFLBighits Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/4/2019 at 8:44 PM, Jimmy Spagnola said: What's up fellas! I been havin a busy summer this year with some people gettin uppity and whatnot and I just realized the football season is comin up. I been following the Jets like usual and I knew they was gonna be real good but I had no idea how easy it was gonna be until this week. I heard the Dolphins pretty much traded their whole team away and have that goofball that used to play for both our teams startin. That don't matter much though cuz the Jets was gonna win dat anyway. What supprised me was that your team team decided to tank and they traded the best player they got. Why did your idiot GM do that? I mean you guys mighta won 5-6 games if you kept Shady. Now what maybe 2? I think the Dolphins is gonna beat you out for Tua even then and youse are stuck again. My cousin Angelo got some tickets for the opening week and invited me so I'm goin. I asked him who we was playin and he was laughing so hard I couldn't make it out but then I looked in the paper and I seen it was youse. You guys know I like you and all but I gotta admit I'm gonna enjoy the beat down. It's been a long Summer since the last time we smacked you or anyone else. I also seen we're playing you at the end and I won't be goin to that because it must be gonna be about minus 100 by then way up there. Plus the Jets is probably gonna have home field locked up. So good luck after this week if you have any healthy players left and I hope you beat the Patriots even though I have a feelin we won't be needin no help. P.S J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS Well I'm glad you spoke your two cents of evidence that your a tad off your rocker but I'll let are coaching staff & GM make the decisions what's best for are team but good luck this year as we know both are quarterbacks are good and yes Shady will be missed but Gore is a straight ahead runner as shady is a bounce cut not a north and south runner like Gore and we have one of my favorites from the draft in Singletary also T.J. Yeldon who will chip in and help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/4/2019 at 9:59 PM, Royale with Cheese said: I don't know why...but I smell Axe body spray all of a sudden. might want to go to a dr, sounds like a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 8 hours ago, NFLBighits said: Well I'm glad you spoke your two cents of evidence that your a tad off your rocker but I'll let are coaching staff & GM make the decisions what's best for are team but good luck this year as we know both are quarterbacks are good and yes Shady will be missed but Gore is a straight ahead runner as shady is a bounce cut not a north and south runner like Gore and we have one of my favorites from the draft in Singletary also T.J. Yeldon who will chip in and help. OUR & You’re You may want to consider not making fun of other’s “evidence”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putin Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 13 hours ago, TigerJ said: And to think somehow, the Italians actually managed to give us the Renaissance. What happened? They’ve also had a good run in the mafia business , until the Russians showed up !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Yo Jimmy! I seen you needs grammar lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/5/2019 at 2:57 PM, The Firebaugh Kid said: Theres no way this is a real person. Nobodys that dumb. Really? I’ve always assumed Spags was as real as it gets. Thanks for enlightening me. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJDK Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 As always, He’s got meatballs on the brain. Go wipe your face little fella. Look at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFLBighits Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 7:25 AM, Chandler#81 said: OUR & You’re You may want to consider not making fun of other’s “evidence”. Tell that to my phone as autocorrect changed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, NFLBighits said: Tell that to my phone as autocorrect changed ? Maybe the same thing happened to his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: Maybe the same thing happened to his. Cell towers on LI and NJ cause smartphones to autocorrect in a different version of English...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mob16151 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Sup Spaz Nola? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreggTX Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Get ready to be laughed off this message board. Sorry your cousin wasted his money and your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_of_2012 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 On 9/4/2019 at 6:44 PM, Jimmy Spagnola said: What's up fellas! I been havin a busy summer this year with some people gettin uppity and whatnot and I just realized the football season is comin up. I been following the Jets like usual and I knew they was gonna be real good but I had no idea how easy it was gonna be until this week. I heard the Dolphins pretty much traded their whole team away and have that goofball that used to play for both our teams startin. That don't matter much though cuz the Jets was gonna win dat anyway. What supprised me was that your team team decided to tank and they traded the best player they got. Why did your idiot GM do that? I mean you guys mighta won 5-6 games if you kept Shady. Now what maybe 2? I think the Dolphins is gonna beat you out for Tua even then and youse are stuck again. My cousin Angelo got some tickets for the opening week and invited me so I'm goin. I asked him who we was playin and he was laughing so hard I couldn't make it out but then I looked in the paper and I seen it was youse. You guys know I like you and all but I gotta admit I'm gonna enjoy the beat down. It's been a long Summer since the last time we smacked you or anyone else. I also seen we're playing you at the end and I won't be goin to that because it must be gonna be about minus 100 by then way up there. Plus the Jets is probably gonna have home field locked up. So good luck after this week if you have any healthy players left and I hope you beat the Patriots even though I have a feelin we won't be needin no help. P.S J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS Good job in your prediction! You have to come on this board more often! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunsgoodtime Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 If we tanking, what yall doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 On 9/4/2019 at 9:44 PM, Jimmy Spagnola said: What's up fellas! I been havin a busy summer this year with some people gettin uppity and whatnot and I just realized the football season is comin up. I been following the Jets like usual and I knew they was gonna be real good but I had no idea how easy it was gonna be until this week. I heard the Dolphins pretty much traded their whole team away and have that goofball that used to play for both our teams startin. That don't matter much though cuz the Jets was gonna win dat anyway. What supprised me was that your team team decided to tank and they traded the best player they got. Why did your idiot GM do that? I mean you guys mighta won 5-6 games if you kept Shady. Now what maybe 2? I think the Dolphins is gonna beat you out for Tua even then and youse are stuck again. My cousin Angelo got some tickets for the opening week and invited me so I'm goin. I asked him who we was playin and he was laughing so hard I couldn't make it out but then I looked in the paper and I seen it was youse. You guys know I like you and all but I gotta admit I'm gonna enjoy the beat down. It's been a long Summer since the last time we smacked you or anyone else. I also seen we're playing you at the end and I won't be goin to that because it must be gonna be about minus 100 by then way up there. Plus the Jets is probably gonna have home field locked up. So good luck after this week if you have any healthy players left and I hope you beat the Patriots even though I have a feelin we won't be needin no help. P.S J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS LMAO 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Joe Benigno tomorrow at 10 am on WFAN is where it’s at. Gonna be priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreggTX Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Yeah. The Jets suck, OP. Hope you enjoyed your laugh. Who's laughing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 (edited) Jets fans can be so dumb. I can guarantee we don't spot them 4 TO's and a safety next game at Home, they are gonna get destroyed. Most of them and the league for that matter completely underestimates what this team can do with all the new additions. This thread is gold talking how Allen sucks somewhere in the 3rd qtr. LMFAO! https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/146608-i-dont-care-what-anyone-says-josh-allen-is-garbage/ Edited September 8, 2019 by Real McCoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Tanking, but we only needed a single quarter of halfway competent execution and play calling to beat the Jets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Tough one spaggs. We’ll meet again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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