Beast Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 (edited) Tua is Tuna. Bills defense feasts on seafood. Miami loses again. Edited December 12, 2022 by Beast 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Beast said: Tua is Tuna. Bills defense feasts on seafood. Miami loses again. Words whispered softly By the ghosts of our fathers "Squish the goddamned fish" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Tua's brain is toast. Whitest black head coach, ever. Dolphins will not win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: It's a haiku. Check your structure. Had to use poetic license. * I see why Spock had problems fitting in. 🤨 Ah, was not looking at the Haiku structure, my Spock brain was not engaged. You had Tug, now Tag, so I thought you misspelled Tua. May I suggest "Tags" instead of Tag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Just now, Freddie's Dead said: Ah, was not looking at the Haiku structure, my Spock brain was not engaged. You had Tug, now Tag, so I thought you misspelled Tua. May I suggest "Tags" instead of Tag. Syllables: 5-7-5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedingreennc Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 F the Phins Crush their dreams Continue their losing streak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Big Turk said: Syllables: 5-7-5 Understood, I posted a haiku upthread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Dolphins suck badly Tua career may end soon Bills sack him often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Tua got married Got mad the reporters learned Just thought that was weird 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 F The Fish Im out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Dolphins are actually mammals ***** the F**** up we didn’t ask you B**** squish the fish!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Christmas comes early Josh Allen scores 8 touchdowns Drunken fans rejoice 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Gugny said: Tua's brain is toast. Whitest black head coach, ever. Dolphins will not win. McDaniel is black??? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, RiotAct said: McDaniel is black??? He says so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 I just want this win I don't care how we do it Fish suck donkey di*k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummernut74 Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Lost Tua'na Row They just really blow As if you didn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 (edited) bench snow heater cords cut jacket lost luggage ice cubed water pay back a itch Edited December 12, 2022 by North Buffalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Milano Tua Matt goes smash! Tua proclaims Matt is my Daddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Fat, Hefty, hefty, Fat, All you can eat, Sushi , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 12, 2022 Author Share Posted December 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Bleedingreennc said: F the Phins Crush their dreams Continue their losing streak So close 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 30 minutes ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: So close Counting are hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 This time we are home they made us bake in the sun no hot water left 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Which fish is Snowflake? Tua or the trained Dolphin? Aw hell... squish them both 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 12, 2022 Author Share Posted December 12, 2022 @FilthyBeastwill cry When Tua implodes this week Dolphins have no balls 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Tua throws pick six Bills increase division lead Tyreek soils himself 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Beck Water said: Tua got married Got mad the reporters learned Just thought that was weird Don't Trust a Mammal Dolphins Signed Justin Zimmer They have all our Calls 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 "Just another game" Bills would like you to think that Ass-whippin comin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 -1- Bills have success Dolphins cannot compete Buffalo reigns supreme -2- Buffalo roars strong Miami's hopes dashed, nevermore Victory for Bills -3- The Buffalo Bills Defeat the Miami Dolphins On a glorious day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 35 minutes ago, Tenhigh said: Tua throws pick six Bills increase division lead Tyreek soils himself Love it! 😄👍 8 hours ago, dollars 2 donuts said: Their season ends soon I can't wait to see them fall I have attention deficit disorder and it causes me to lose track of exactly what I am trying to say or the point I was trying to make so this is really the best I can do for the last line Priceless!!! 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideNine Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Winter in B-low Hoping they freeze their ****s off Fa-la-la-la-la Squish the fish. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgia Bill Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Fish out of water hopes frozen by Frigid air strangled by Bills D Just now, Georgia Bill said: Fish out of water hopes frozen by Frigid air strangled by Bills D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Since1981 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) Tuafish stinking Dies on an frozen Hill Digging sushi eats Edited December 13, 2022 by Since1981 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Paybacks a beach Cold and snow can make it hurt Writhe in pain Dolphin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 3 hours ago, buffaloboyinATL said: This time we are home they made us bake in the sun no hot water left Amazing construction. Only one multisyllabic word. (water) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Beasley coming back To squish the ball grabbing B word Go eff yourself fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TampaBillsJunkie Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) Buffalo Forty Miami Dolphins Zero Suck on ice Tua. Edited December 13, 2022 by TampaBillsJunkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 I still have no clue wtf a Haiku is. They make no sense to me. I mean, I could just say.... Tua sucks ass It's gonna snow Eat ***** McDaniel What does that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bubba Gump said: I still have no clue wtf a Haiku is. They make no sense to me. I mean, I could just say.... Tua sucks ass It's gonna snow Eat ***** McDaniel What does that mean? From Wikipedia: Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a kireji, or "cutting word", 17 on (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a kigo, or seasonal reference. Similar poems that do not adhere to these rules are generally classified as senryū. I do not know why Miami weeks are haiku weeks around here, but it has been going on for years. Edited December 13, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: From Wikipedia: Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a kireji, or "cutting word", 17 on (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a kigo, or seasonal reference. Similar poems that do not adhere to these rules are generally classified as senryū. I do not know why Miami weeks are haiku weeks around here, but it has been going on for years. JFC, I just had an brain aneurysm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bubba Gump said: JFC, I just had an brain aneurysm Reading your version of the haiku, I presumed you were like Amy Poehler's character in 'Deuce Bigalow'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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