BringBackFergy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 While Bellichick is drafting a 90's style QB, Beane is playing Mancala while the Pats are playing chess. Simple solution to our TE problem (well documented in last year's AFC Championship game)...get a dominant TE like Kelce. Only problem, Pitts went at pick 4. Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. 4 1 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Are you forgetting about Star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 or DE/DT But I do love the nickname Groot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, LyndonvilleBill said: Maybe we can move him to TE. He did play as a wr...🤔... I'm kidding, I AM JUST KIDDING!!!😁. Too early? LOL. I actually really like this pick. I honestly thought he'd be gone well before 30 and go to the Dolphins and we'd make a really bad choice and take Phillips if he was still there. 10 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: You heard it here first. nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Fergs, you are a genius! I AM GROOT! That would be the biggest goof of all time. Im in like flint. I AM GROOT! Screw you Gronk. I AM GROOT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I thought the dispensaries weren't gonna be open for at least another year. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 if he ran the 40 at 265 and hit 4.68 imagine if he lost that 20 pounds he put on he's probably under 4.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessYaDigg Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: While Bellichick is drafting a 90's style QB, Beane is playing Mancala while the Pats are playing chess. Simple solution to our TE problem (well documented in last year's AFC Championship game)...get a dominant TE like Kelce. Only problem, Pitts went at pick 4. Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. I would've preferred a chess/checkers reference. I had to google "Mancala." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 You get +1 for not saying "hear me out" but -1 for ending with "you heard it here first" 5 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back2Buff Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Honestly, I like that better than him playing DE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: I thought the dispensaries weren't gonna be open for at least another year. Captain, you know I’m kidding, amd I do remember as a boy the reruns of you’re cartoon. He’ll be fine most likely and was a good shoot at 30. The edibles he’s a TE, I need some of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 44 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. Jeebus. I think Thor's hammer Stormbreaker must have hit you in the head. Your 'what ifs?' are looking even more outlandish than mine. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 38 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: I thought the dispensaries weren't gonna be open for at least another year. Beat me to the “ Are you Stoned” joke😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 You should've started with, "Okay, hear me out..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 57 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: While Bellichick is drafting a 90's style QB, Beane is playing Mancala while the Pats are playing chess. Simple solution to our TE problem (well documented in last year's AFC Championship game)...get a dominant TE like Kelce. Only problem, Pitts went at pick 4. Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. He played safety too. Why not switch him there to prevent the Hail Murray for Christ sake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 This is the most "WGR Caller" take I've ever heard. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillsGospel Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I'll wait until the alcohol wears off so you have time to delete this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 42 minutes ago, ProcessYaDigg said: I would've preferred a chess/checkers reference. I had to google "Mancala." TBD is educational, I always say. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26TrapDraw Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 32 minutes ago, TPS said: You should've started with, "Okay, hear me out..." Would of saved us the trouble and just hit the back arrow 😝 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryland-bills-fan Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I was thinking the same thing and was going to post as a joke. You beat me to it.!! Big hands, tall person, long arms. We go DE in the second round. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said: I thought the dispensaries weren't gonna be open for at least another year. 1 hour ago, Buffalo Boy said: Beat me to the “ Are you Stoned” joke😈 BringBackFergy What did you think of that last package I mailed you? Locally grown by caring horticulturists! Ridgewaycynic2013 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Logan Thomas approves of this idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 31 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: BringBackFergy What did you think of that last package I mailed you? Locally grown by caring horticulturists! Ridgewaycynic2013 You make the best brownies!!!! I could eat just one of them😵🥱😴 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 normally i think of these player position swap things as a bit of a pipe dream, but seeing what vrabel did in NE, and that groot played WR in HS, he and knox on the edges w 2 wrs and a single back and JA17 might be a kinda of indefensible goal line formation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, JohnBonhamRocks said: or DE/DT But I do love the nickname Groot I so want Groot to stick. Imagine yelling Groooot every time he has a sack, just like the old days of Bruuuuce! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clearwater cadet Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Maybin should have been a TE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 This will only work if there is a TE we can grab in the 2nd or 3rd and convert him to edge 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Locally grown by caring horticulturists! Ridgewaycynic2013 Hmm, know where a guy could get some seeds? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: TBD is educational, I always say. That’s why I come hear, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedGame Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Had this same thought last night. I’m not sure I buy it as a full-time position change, but it wouldn’t surprise me as an occasional gimmick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah John Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, maryland-bills-fan said: I was thinking the same thing and was going to post as a joke. You beat me to it.!! Big hands, tall person, long arms. We go DE in the second round. Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Well, not the DE in the second round part. But it would all depend on his quickness and agility, to see whether he could run good routes. OTOH the coaches keep praising up Dawson Knox's skill set. Maybe this is the year Knox gets it all figured out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple haze Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 5 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: While Bellichick is drafting a 90's style QB, Beane is playing Mancala while the Pats are playing chess. Simple solution to our TE problem (well documented in last year's AFC Championship game)...get a dominant TE like Kelce. Only problem, Pitts went at pick 4. Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. You’re a Timothy Leary disciple I see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) Hell if he is only going to take limited snaps. Let him play both positions. 😛 Edited April 30, 2021 by Comebackkid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryland-bills-fan Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 goal line formations could have him playing a TE position sort of tackle eliable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 hours ago, LABILLBACKER said: Logan Thomas approves of this idea. So does Karlos Williams, hey where is that buffet again, and man I need a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 If the guy really does have good hands, he’s a nightmare on goal line. I believe JJ watt drove several teams nuts. I know you guys are kidding I hope on being a TE, but having a defensive guy as a pain the butt coming in and could block, run block, or go out and catch with that radius and jump is almost impossible to defend. he’ll be a bills favorite if he does this just a couple of times this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryland-bills-fan Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 13 hours ago, maryland-bills-fan said: I was thinking the same thing and was going to post as a joke. You beat me to it.!! Big hands, tall person, long arms. We go DE in the second round. Nailed it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 15 hours ago, purple haze said: You’re a Timothy Leary disciple I see. Purple Haze with a Timothy Leary reference . . . are you having a flashback, "acting funny, but I don't know why" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I had the same epiphany, but that didn't last long because we drafted a Spencer Brown who, as the OT eligible, will be the star TD scorer in the redzone this year 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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