apuszczalowski Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 5 hours ago, LabattBlue said: PR stunt all the way. Doesn't sound like the company has anywhere near the capital to afford naming rights on an NFL stadium. I don't know about that, heard they were offering big money to someone who could become a blogger/influencer for the company and do promotional stuff on social media for them The New Era deal wasn't a huge amount when you compare it to the new, bigger stadiums being built in higher profile areas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Sorry we already got rid of one asswipe named Brandon, we do not need another. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 In light of the toilet paper shortage, bidet sales went through the roof. I guess they must be flush with cash. I kill me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Great. While the Patriots have "The Razor", the Bills would play in "The Toilet Bowl." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, BarleyNY said: I always wondered how they afforded it. How many $35 hats could they have been selling? No $35 hat for me. I'll put that toward; Sahlens, Webers, & Bison Dip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 Instead of the rookies going to New Era HQ to design their own hats during their little rookie camp field trip, they would now be ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 31 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: No $35 hat for me. I'll put that toward; Sahlens, Webers, & Bison Dip. And then you could test out or purchase one of Tushys new products! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 hours ago, RobbRiddick said: Any keen Sopranos fans will understand my suggestion of Flatbush Stadium Or anyone who dated a woman that wore control top pantyhose back in the 80s. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 The Brown Eye ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 8 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: I put this in the other thread thinking it was probably a hoax. It’s a real bid apparently https://wgr550.radio.com/articles/news/bidet-company-wants-naming-rights-to-bills-stadium This is gold, Jerry- gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 There’s got to be some other local corporate raider out there willing to bid at least 13m and save us from the a**hat jokes?? I dunno, maybe a shoehorn factory or turpentine cannery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batmanfreek Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I could see God having a sense of humor. God haven’t you given Buffalo Bills fan enough misery? God: Okay okay they’ll win the super bowl. However there is no pre season. No fans can attend. There will be limited games. There will be an asterisk next to their super bowl win. Oh and their stadium has to be renamed to the toilet bowl. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorin' Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: There’s got to be some other local corporate raider out there willing to bid at least 13m and save us from the a**hat jokes?? I dunno, maybe a shoehorn factory or turpentine cannery? Or national company doing business locally. Telsa Turf... SolarCity Stadium... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I’m waiting for a plastic table manufacturer to rise to the occasion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninChicago Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) Honestly, I don’t care what they call the stadium as long as it isn’t called the Rogers Centre of Toronto I am a happy man. Edited July 17, 2020 by Leonhart2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC81 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 12 hours ago, Mr. WEO said: The locals will invariably drink from the bidets thinking they are water fountains. So not a good idea. And then when the Bills Mafia starts jumping on the portapotties, it would all end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Something sad about M&T Stadium not being in Buffalo, but Baltimore. M&T acquired Wilmington Trust, so that might explain it. No Buffalo businesses really want to spend 4 mil on the naming right. Rich Stadium was the best name IMO, but probably not now interested. Even the talk of toilet bowl sucks. Thanks Polencarz for positive input of no longer acknowledging New Era's donation. https://www.baltimoreravens.com/stadium/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 You have to admit, you can’t write this script up any funnier (a@#hat stadium, the shite hole, and so on). We could win the next 5 SB’s straight and still be the laughing stock of the league if the Pegulas took Tushy up on their offer. Their not that dumb. They won’t so I wouldn’t worry about it. Yolo had a good idea with Amazon, or another monster company that does business everywhere. It’s too bad I still don’t think beer companies can buy the naming rights of a stadium as that would make it easy. Then again, God would probably play a sick joke on us and have the name go to Busch Stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 So this company is private, so it’s hard to find anything substantive on revenue, but one wiki said they were in capital fundraising in 2018 and prior. And booked 20 mil revenue in 2019, then they cited some mister days in Q1 20 during the great toilet paper drought. Still hard to fathom how they can swing the margin to support a naming deal. And then even if they could, is that name something pegs want to tie to the franchise. ill add when you google Tushy, and don’t do this at work, the bidet company is not the top hit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 12 hours ago, apuszczalowski said: And then you could test out or purchase one of Tushys new products! Waiting for the the cold weather test results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I posted this in the wrong thread ? Call it The Bidet. A lot of people will think it’s a French Canadian Term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) Like I said in the other thread discussing this, give a shout out to New Era and TUSHY and call it Ass Hat Stadium... Edited July 17, 2020 by ricojes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maynard Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Google, Amazon, Apple, etc., should jump to this. I mean I know where not New York City, L.A, or Chicago, but there are only 32 NFL teams out there. It would be a drop in the bucket for them too and look good as they are investing in a smaller city. Unless of course, they don’t want to be associated with a stadium that was built in 1973. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Vixen > Tushy. JMO, of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Not such a bad name for the stadium they could have this playing while the fans are coming into the stadium and maybe during the TD celebrations !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rzaYa_gm1g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Maynard said: Google, Amazon, Apple, etc., should jump to this. I mean I know where not New York City, L.A, or Chicago, but there are only 32 NFL teams out there. It would be a drop in the bucket for them too and look good as they are investing in a smaller city. Unless of course, they don’t want to be associated with a stadium that was built in 1973. If these worldwide giants wanted to get into the stadium naming rights business, they would just wait for an opportunity to open up in a major market. They aren’t wasting their time slapping their name on an aging stadium in a small market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: I posted this in the wrong thread ? Call it The Bidet. A lot of people will think it’s a French Canadian Term. The Big A. No? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornAgainBillsFan Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) Why on Earth would you allow a company to make payments over time for stadium name rights, like it's a toaster oven on layaway??? Announce that you'll take no less than $5 mil per year, with a minimum of 5 year term, and all of it paid in advance. Then let the bidding begin, and accept the best offer with a non-offensive name. Any company that can't swing that isn't ready to play in the NFL sandbox. Edited July 17, 2020 by BornAgainBillsFan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetermansRedemption Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, BornAgainBillsFan said: Why on Earth would you allow a company to make payments over time for stadium name rights, like it's a toaster oven on layaway??? Announce that you'll take no less than $5 mil per year, with a minimum of 5 year term, and all of it paid in advance. Then let the bidding begin, and accept the best offer with a non-offensive name. Any company that can't swing that isn't ready to play in the NFL sandbox. I’ve always wondered, do teams actually get a decent return on investment for this? Has there ever been anyone watching the Bills play and suddenly going “ you know what, I need a New Era hat”. Especially considering the stadium name is pretty rarely mentioned on air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Tushy Stadium, it’s growing on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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123719bwiqrb Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Rico said: Vixen > Tushy. JMO, of course. That's all I can think of as well when I read this story... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: The Big A. No? Oh NOW Jerry loves Ralph? He hated Ralph. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/16/2020 at 1:33 PM, LabattBlue said: PR stunt all the way. Doesn't sound like the company has anywhere near the capital to afford naming rights on an NFL stadium. I'm hoping it's all a bad joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, 123719bwiqrb said: That's all I can think of as well when I read this story... I thought about mentioning Blacked, but not in these times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 32 minutes ago, thebandit27 said: Oh NOW Jerry loves Ralph? He hated Ralph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I thought it was the porn company... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, TigerJ said: I'm hoping it's all a bad joke. I'm kinda hoping for 'nice Tushy' contests at halftime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacklabel Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) After hearing the news of New Era dropping the naming rights, I joked to the wife, "Welp, here comes Preparation H Stadium!" I didn't think I'd actually be close to what it could be called. I'll leave a bag of flaming dog poo on ol' Uncle Terry's porch if we end up with frickin' Tushy Stadium. I've always hated stadium naming rights. We end up with a bunch of dumbsh*t sounding arenas and stadiums named after banks and other BS. Quicken Loans Arena! Smoothie King Center! KFC Yum Center. What in the everloving crap is that?! What else we got here... Camping World Stadium, wow, someone help me get a grip because the excitement there is just astounding. Guaranteed Rate Field! What the crap! Oh, here's a fun one, a UK rugby team plays in the Mend-A-Hose Jungle. I can't wait until we have Flex Tape Arena. Or KY Jelly Stadium... Hormel Pork n' Beans Center... Tampax Field... Depends Center... Or maybe my personal favorite, Oops I Crapped My Pants Arena! I just can't stand it. There could be a workaround where the company still gets their name on the stadium but it could be like, Buffalo Stampede Stadium (brought to you by Johnson & Johnson Super Soft Baby Butt Wipes!) But I suppose there's just too much money to be made. That's a whole other rant. I've always felt a stadium or arena oughta be named after the team, the city or state, some kinda traditional thing pertaining to the city or state, the owner, a famous player from said team, a coach, anything. Anything besides a stadium that doubles as a gigantic billboard for Uncle Pete's Fat Shack or Big Earl's House of Dingleberries or whatever. Edited July 17, 2020 by blacklabel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Rico said: Vixen > Tushy. JMO, of course. Teen Skeet > Vixen > Tushy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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