whatdrought Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) Last weekend was just about perfect in the realm of the NFL. -The Bills won -The Jets stooped to a yet undiscovered ****show depth -The Dolphins soiled their own tank -The Patriots lost and their "85 bears" defense got exposed. Here's what can make this weekend a good follow up. - Bills win convincingly (obviously, it all hinges on this) - Allen looks far superior to Mayfield in their first meeting, making Browns fans wonder if they chose poorly, again. - Jets get blown out by the Giants. Sammy throws 2-5 more interceptions, Danny Dimes looks like a franchise QB and the mouth breathers in green are left wondering if they're about to watch another decade of a NY franchise QB playing in Blue, while they have a joke of a team. - The Dolphins win a back and forth afar against the colts, thus helping our playoff position and screwing their own draft position. - The Bengals lose gaining another step on the phins for #1 pick - The Cowboys get blown out at home against the Vikings (this one has no real affect on us, but I like it when the Cowboys lose) - Different tie-breaker situations go the bills way. (didn't feel like looking this up) That would be a pretty good weekend for me... Did I miss anything? Edited November 7, 2019 by Hapless Bills Fan too crude, my dude! 13 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 A convincing Bills win where they play 4 quarters of offense. Could care less about any other team 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Well, it starts on Saturday afternoon when I'm awakened from my afternoon nap by a knock at the front door. Still groggy, I open the door to what appear to be identical twins, perhaps in their early 20s, asking to come in so they can tell me about their cleaning service as they reveal French maid outfits under their overcoats... 3 11 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, eball said: Well, it starts on Saturday afternoon when I'm awakened from my afternoon nap by a knock at the front door. Still groggy, I open the door to what appear to be identical twins, perhaps in their early 20s, asking to come in so they can tell me about their cleaning service as they reveal French maid outfits under their overcoats... Go on.... 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theAteam Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 7-2 don't care how Also no injuries 12 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshAllenHasBigHands Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I'm rooting for 300 yards through the air and a loss. Just to stick it the stats crowd. Wait... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, JoshAllenHasBigHands said: I'm rooting for 300 yards through the air and a loss. Just to stick it the stats crowd. Wait... Halfway through the season it makes sense that we'd have caught our tail and are now eating ourselves butt first.... ? Edited November 7, 2019 by whatdrought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, Virgil said: A convincing Bills win where they play 4 quarters of offense. Could care less about any other team 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 cold Buds and some tasty waves 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 If the three stooges (Jones, Snyder, Kraft) have not been arrested I do not see how it could be a perfect scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Perfect? Easy, we win, just sayin, Go Bills!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bills win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Virgil said: A convincing Bills win where they play 4 quarters of offense. Could care less about any other team Could care less with the margin of victory as well. Just win! Can care less what the pundits and media think. This was always an early part of the process. The nice record is simply gravy and a sign we can win in this league. Bills win Pats lose Baltimore lose Texans lose Pitt lose Colts lose Done....... 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bills win No Bills injuries patriots lose even though they don't play. The Dolphins fire their HC after winning 2 straight games killing their tank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinxedBill Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) Bills win. C o u t u s win. Damn censor. Edited November 7, 2019 by JinxedBill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 for me this game is more than the Browns vs the Bills but is also Baker vs Allen a good showing by Josh will definitely earn some respect in the major media as this team moves forward... then if he can do it again against the Ravens? pants explosions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I’ll take A Bills Win for $1000 Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) "What is your perfect scenario for this weekend ?" It's half accomplished. Sunday wife's going with friends to Fairgrounds for "Xmas In The Country" then to dinner. The rest is on the Bills. Edited November 7, 2019 by I am the egg man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveorhatembillsfan4life Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Virgil said: A convincing Bills win where they play 4 quarters of offense. Could care less about any other team I agree. There is no way we should be out coached by the Cleveland clowns in charge. Let’s take care of our own business and do it convincingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bills dominate the run game Both sides of the ball. and cherry would be a deep TD .... to anyone who can get under it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 hour ago, JoshAllenHasBigHands said: I'm rooting for 300 yards through the air and a loss. Just to stick it the stats crowd. Wait... I think you may wish to revisit your own priorities here 2 hours ago, Virgil said: A convincing Bills win where they play 4 quarters of offense. Could care less about any other team You guys are so freakin' picky. Just Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Allen throws for 500 yards and 8 TDs sounds good but I’ll settle for Bills 3 Browns 0. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bills win. Brady mysteriously floats off the earth, into space never to be seen again. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishPrince Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Virgil said: A convincing Bills win where they play 4 quarters of offense. Could care less about any other team Gotta at least care about the patriots so we can win division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 problem is, nothings perfect. best to expect the unexpected. they have a fight on their hands and I want to see them kick the dog when it's down, and I mean kick it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Heitz said: Bills win. Brady mysteriously floats off the earth, into space never to be seen again. it’s the Putz bye week he’ll take a 3 hour tour 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco_92 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) Friday: Sabres victory over Tampa Saturday: Sabres victory over Tampa Sunday: Just win baby, get to 7-2 heading to Miami. If we can beat the Browns, the Dolphins, and then the Broncos at home, we basically don't have to scoreboard watch the rest of the year. Just think about that. Come on boys. It's so close. Reach out and take it. Edited November 7, 2019 by arcane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 My wife decides to experiment and brings home another woman (and includes me), Bills, Liverpool & Hurricanes win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: My wife decides to experiment and brings home another woman (and includes me), Bills, Liverpool & Hurricanes win. Have you ever met Roseanne Barr before? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xwnyer Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, eball said: Well, it starts on Saturday afternoon when I'm awakened from my afternoon nap by a knock at the front door. Still groggy, I open the door to what appear to be identical twins, perhaps in their early 20s, asking to come in so they can tell me about their cleaning service as they reveal French maid outfits under their overcoats... But you forgot to get the viagara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael1962 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, whatdrought said: - The Cowboys get blown out at home against the Vikings (this one has no real affect on us, but I like it when the Cowboys lose) This part was my favorite. Of course the Bills winning is a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, theAteam said: 7-2 don't care how Also no injuries Good post but I'd like to see the how be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: problem is, nothings perfect. best to expect the unexpected. they have a fight on their hands and I want to see them kick the dog when it's down, and I mean kick it! No kick puppy! ?? No kick black kitty either! ? Baker Mayfield's crotch-grabbin, reporter-dissin', handshake-refusing lil' butt - kick that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Augie said: Have you ever met Roseanne Barr before? I said another WOMAN you rascal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Just now, RaoulDuke79 said: I said another WOMAN you rascal. You may just win that on a technicality. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeesforclosers Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 -Bills win. -Singletary with 150+ scrimmage yards -Josh, 250 passing, 2 TDs, No picks, no fumbles, two sacks -Jordan, Micah and Tremaine back to being their first quarter of the season selves (not that they've been bad, but they were incredible weeks 1-4) -Defense keeps Chubb and Hill from beating us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JXCOL3 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 My perfect scenario, an old fashioned with a really nice cigar, all while watching buffalo beat the browns convincingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBear Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Bills win 100-0. Brady gets mono from kissing Darnold. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Beer Wings Bills win Happy ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Baker and Landry get in a fist fight on the field/sideline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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