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10 minutes ago, Heitz said:

Bills win.  Brady mysteriously floats off the earth, into space never to be seen again.  :beer:

 

 

 


it’s the Putz bye week 

 

he’ll take a 3 hour tour 

 

 

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Friday: Sabres victory over Tampa
Saturday: Sabres victory over Tampa
Sunday: Just win baby, get to 7-2 heading to Miami.


If we can beat the Browns, the Dolphins, and then the Broncos at home, we basically don't have to scoreboard watch the rest of the year. Just think about that. 

Come on boys. It's so close. Reach out and take it.

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My wife decides to experiment and brings home another woman (and includes me), Bills, Liverpool  & Hurricanes win.

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2 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

My wife decides to experiment and brings home another woman (and includes me), Bills, Liverpool  & Hurricanes win.

 

Have you ever met Roseanne Barr before? 

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2 hours ago, eball said:

Well, it starts on Saturday afternoon when I'm awakened from my afternoon nap by a knock at the front door.  Still groggy, I open the door to what appear to be identical twins, perhaps in their early 20s, asking to come in so they can tell me about their cleaning service as they reveal French maid outfits under their overcoats...

But you forgot to get the viagara

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2 hours ago, whatdrought said:

- The Cowboys get blown out at home against the Vikings (this one has no real affect on us, but I like it when the Cowboys lose) 

This part was my favorite.  Of course the Bills winning is a given.

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2 hours ago, theAteam said:

7-2 don't care how

 

Also no injuries

 

Good post but I'd like to see the how be better.  

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8 minutes ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said:

problem is, nothings perfect. best to expect the unexpected.

they have a fight on their hands and I want to see them kick the dog when it's down, and I mean kick it!

 

No kick puppy!  🐕🐩

No kick black kitty either! 🐈

 

Baker Mayfield's crotch-grabbin, reporter-dissin', handshake-refusing lil' butt - kick that!

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

Have you ever met Roseanne Barr before? 

I said another WOMAN you rascal. 

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Just now, RaoulDuke79 said:

I said another WOMAN you rascal. 

 

You may just win that on a technicality.

 

Maybe. 

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-Bills win.

-Singletary with 150+ scrimmage yards

-Josh, 250 passing, 2 TDs, No picks, no fumbles, two sacks

-Jordan, Micah and Tremaine back to being their first quarter of the season selves (not that they've been bad, but they were incredible weeks 1-4)

-Defense keeps Chubb  and Hill from beating us.

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My perfect scenario, an old fashioned with a really nice cigar, all while watching buffalo beat the browns convincingly.

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1 hour ago, Augie said:

 

Have you ever met Roseanne Barr before? 

And a late entry for ‘Post of the Week’ enters the fray.  😁

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Its the beginning of the 4th q and the Browns are moving well to have a small hope to get back in it..

Hyde picks off Mayfield and returns it to near midfield 

 

on 1st down Allen then hits Smoke on a 65yrd missile TD and sends the Brownies fans running for the exit of the factory of sadness and straight to the nearest liquor store 

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4 hours ago, whatdrought said:

Last weekend was just about perfect in the realm of the NFL. 

 

-The Bills won

-The Jets stooped to a yet undiscovered ****show depth

-The Dolphins soiled their own tank

-The Patriots lost and their "85 bears" defense got exposed. 

 

Here's what can make this weekend a good follow up. 

 

- Bills win convincingly (obviously, it all hinges on this)

- Allen looks far superior to Mayfield in their first meeting, making Browns fans wonder if they chose poorly, again.

- Jets get blown out by the Giants. Sammy throws 2-5 more interceptions, Danny Dimes looks like a franchise QB and the mouth breathers in green are left wondering if they're about to watch another decade of a NY franchise QB playing in Blue, while they have a joke of a team.

- The Dolphins win a back and forth afar against the colts, thus helping our playoff position and screwing their own draft position.

- The Bengals lose gaining another step on the phins for #1 pick

- The Cowboys get blown out at home against the Vikings (this one has no real affect on us, but I like it when the Cowboys lose) 

 

- Different tie-breaker situations go the bills way. (didn't feel like looking this up)

 

That would be a pretty good weekend for me... Did I miss anything? 

You missed one. Brady slips on the slush back in Boston and a minor injury like a broken shoulder ends his season! 

1 hour ago, TheBrownBear said:

Bills win 100-0.

 

Brady gets mono from kissing Darnold.

Brady gets mono by kissing Giselle because she got it from kissing Darnold.

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39 minutes ago, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said:

It involves Ginger, Mary Ann, and unfortunately, a time machine.  I'm not sharing any further details.

 

No lovey? So hot...

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Perfect scenario this weekend:

Every team but the Bills and Browns forfeit the season therefore declaring Bills/Browns the superbowl

Bills beat Browns winning the superbowl

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Due to wanting a "perfect weekend" I would want the Bills to win were Josh looks good all 4 qtrs and our D stops the browns run game. I also would love the Steelers getting beat so they are more down when we meet them. I am a Magic season ticket holder so two wins by them would be perfect also.

2 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

My wife decides to experiment and brings home another woman (and includes me), Bills, Liverpool  & Hurricanes win.

Come on- if Man City wins the league is so much more interesting- if Liverpool wins there is not anyone who can likely catch them

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8 minutes ago, Buffalo Timmy said:

Come on- if Man City wins the league is so much more interesting- if Liverpool wins there is not anyone who can likely catch them

I don't see a downside to this.

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