MJS Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 That's hilarious. Gronk's analysis: "That small man threw the ball to that other small man. Football is fun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I would have been less surprised if he announced an entry into the porn industry. The guy was a great player, but speaking is definitely not his God-given talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I'm looking forward to seeing him, actually. He's a natural fit for this role. Other than scores of jealous Bills fans, Gronk is pretty much universally loved. I, for one, have always been a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: I'm looking forward to seeing him, actually. He's a natural fit for this role. Other than scores of jealous Bills fans, Gronk is pretty much universally loved. I, for one, have always been a fan. He’s a “life of the party “ type, but asking him for analysis is a bit above his skillset. You lost me here Gug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatdrinks Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Far too many ex-Pat dill holes on the NFL talking- head shows. Most are unwatchable now as every discussion somehow turns back to the Pats*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, MiltonWaddams said: He’s a “life of the party “ type, but asking him for analysis is a bit above his skillset. You lost me here Gug I don't think he's stupid, inarticulate, a meathead, or any of the other labels he seems to get around here. I think he's a smart dude. A great dude. And a well-spoken dude (it's okay ... I can say that because he's white). I'm hoping he'll bring good analysis, as well as some fun, to the set. We shall see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberTheRockpile Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Gugny said: I'm looking forward to seeing him, actually. He's a natural fit for this role. Other than scores of jealous Bills fans, Gronk is pretty much universally loved. I, for one, have always been a fan. Of course you are a fan Gugny. 1. You have the head of baseball. 2. Gronk dents Super Bowl trophy with baseball. 3. Gugny feels like Gronk let him kiss the trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 57 minutes ago, Warcodered said: He was joking about it with Barstool Ah, missed that part, thanks bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, MiltonWaddams said: I would have been less surprised if he announced an entry into the porn industry. The guy was a great player, but speaking is definitely not his God-given talent. Have you heard me talk? Sincerely, Shannon Sharpe 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Irv said: Have you heard me talk? Sincerely, Shannon Sharpe no, thankfully the PVR has allowed me to fast forward right to opening kickoff for 20 years now 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEpsYtown Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 40 minutes ago, Over 29 years of fanhood said: He’s going to be disappointed when he learns ‘Anal’yst didn’t mean what he thought it did... Matt Lauer begs to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, MrEpsYtown said: Matt Lauer begs to differ. Lock the door! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessYaDigg Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, H2o said: Hopefully this puts to rest the "he will return late this season" notion. I think he's done with playing the game. I dunno. Maybe Jason Witten 2.0 if he fails miserably as an analyst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Why does this come to mind when I read the thread title. Edited October 8, 2019 by The Wiz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 This will put to test my theory that Terry Bradshaw and Gronk can communicate only using the word 'derp' followed by a hearty laugh. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 If Gronk, in his prime, had told the Pats he wants out and wants to play for the Bills, all the haters would be drooling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 the only analyst position he appears qualified for is one analyzing those jumping through folding tables! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanNH Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Alphadawg7 said: Didn't he announce after AB made his debut that he was returning to the Pats in week 10 or something near the end of the season for a playoff push? That was a joke.. because in order to return he have be active for week 9.. per NFL rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The Tide Pod commercials must have really blew them away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, PatsFanNH said: That was a joke.. because in order to return he have be active for week 9.. per NFL rules Thanks, I didnt really follow it, just remember fools in my fantasy leagues all wasting FAB budgets buying him hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 i can picture him on the panel with Terry Bradshaw yukking it up TV gold 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Circlethewagon8404 said: I dunno. Maybe Jason Witten 2.0 if he fails miserably as an analyst. Well, the spectrum of the Moronic Scale ranges from Witten ( complete moron) to Gronk (moron). So the potential to fail is there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Oh boy, maybe we'll get treated to Gronk, Booger and Favre together in the booth someday! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Formerly Allan in MD said: If Gronk, in his prime, had told the Pats he wants out and wants to play for the Bills, all the haters would be drooling. Yep, right up until he lost all my respect as a player and a man for cheapshotting a defenseless opponent with a titanium arm brace to the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 They had it right the first time before they added the “yst” to his title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msw2112 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Gronk actually did a comedy special on Showtime or HBO (I don't remember which). He was the host and did a few jokes between acts, as he introduced a series of comedians. While he wasn't stellar, he was good enough to pull it off, which leads me to believe he might have enough to pull off this gig. He won't be as polished as a guy like Howie Long, who comes across very well, but he might be as good as some of the former players who have done this. Terry Bradshaw has somehow made a living out of it and guys like Michael Irvin and Shannon Sharpe are still a part of the sports media....Love him or hate him, Gronk is a Hall of Famer with high football IQ and he's a charismatic personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, D. L. Hot-Flamethrower said: Oh boy, maybe we'll get treated to Gronk, Booger and Favre together in the booth someday! Favre would sound like Olivier delivering Hamlet compared to the other two. 1 minute ago, msw2112 said: Gronk actually did a comedy special on Showtime or HBO (I don't remember which). He was the host and did a few jokes between acts, as he introduced a series of comedians. While he wasn't stellar, he was good enough to pull it off, which leads me to believe he might have enough to pull off this gig. He won't be as polished as a guy like Howie Long, who comes across very well, but he might be as good as some of the former players who have done this. Terry Bradshaw has somehow made a living out of it and guys like Michael Irvin and Shannon Sharpe are still a part of the sports media....Love him or hate him, Gronk is a Hall of Famer with high football IQ and he's a charismatic personality. All of that is fair. And while I don’t hate him, I don’t have a shred of respect for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Nick the Greek said: The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. What could he possibly analyze? Frat parties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Unless it’s for MTV Spring Break, I don’t get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 What is Gronk going to add to anything besides "you know, that whole team looks like they don't care...they all need to get laid! Hey Terry, let's CHUG!!" Probably not too far off on this . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan_34 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 They should pair Gronk and Shannon Sharpe up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Nick the Greek said: The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. Yes. Maybe he'll surprise us but he mostly comes across as the stereotypical dumb jock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Nick the Greek said: The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. He'll fit right in next to Bradshaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 hours ago, row_33 said: Joe Montana and Isiah Thomas and OJ Simpson bombed bad. Yes, yet amazingly Irvin is still employed. He's the same as Shannon Sharpe, all they do is yell. Deion Sanders is no better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Mark Vader said: Yes, yet amazingly Irvin is still employed. He's the same as Shannon Sharpe, all they do is yell. Deion Sanders is no better. i haven't voluntarily heard more than 30 seconds total out of their mouths in 20+ years with my PVR refuse to believe i have missed anything edifying about football from them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 This seems like a horrible idea as Gronk is a complete idiot. But...when this is all the stuff I FF past anyway; no one actually watches it, do they? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderweb Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 hours ago, BillsFanSD said: Keep in mind that Michael Irvin has a similar gig. Literally anybody can do this job apparently. Michael Irvin should shutup and never speak again if there's any Justice in this world.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Spiderweb said: Michael Irvin should shutup and never speak again if there's any Justice in this world.... stop watching or do you enjoy getting all hot and bothered over him yakking away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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