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Hopefully this puts to rest the "he will return late this season" notion. I think he's done with playing the game. 

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The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. 

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They have heard him speak.............right ?

 

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Welp. Looks like i'll be suffering through Boomer Esiason and Phil Simms from now on... 

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I'm imagining some rather Hulkesque analysis.

 

"Big linebacker smash puny receiver."

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1 minute ago, Nick the Greek said:

The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. 

Headlining the new meathead cheapshot awards segment for the best "forearm to a back of a downed player" moments each week. His insight should be great...

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Good, I never watch FOX anyway.  Gronk is a moron and will be awful at that job.

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Didn't he announce after AB made his debut that he was returning to the Pats in week 10 or something near the end of the season for a playoff push?  

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1 minute ago, whatdrought said:

Welp. Looks like i'll be suffering through Boomer Esiason and Phil Simms from now on... 

Is there a more boring pre-game show on earth? I'd rather watch Rex, Woodson, Moss, and Ponder. 

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"Wow what a play, what do you think Gronk?" - Bradshaw

 

"Yo Soy Fiesta" - Gronk

 

"Soooo same answer as the last 3 plays we've highlighted? You have a great way with words Gronk!" - Menefee 

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I have stopped watching pre-game shows over the last ten years.   I'd rather get home from church, and do yard work up until the kick off and sit down as the game is starting.

 

Any need to know information comes to your phone anyway. 

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Posted (edited)

At first I thought it said "Gronk hired an analyst."

 

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Just now, BuffaninSarasota said:

I am sure his insightful command of the English language landed him this gig ......

Expert on cheap late hits.  A******.  (Gronk, not you.)

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12 minutes ago, Alphadawg7 said:

Didn't he announce after AB made his debut that he was returning to the Pats in week 10 or something near the end of the season for a playoff push?  

He was joking about it with Barstool

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11 minutes ago, BuffaninSarasota said:

I am sure his insightful command of the English language landed him this gig ......

 

 

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Keep in mind that Michael Irvin has a similar gig.  Literally anybody can do this job apparently.

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21 minutes ago, Virgil said:

I really wish we had a Pats thread so we could dump all this crap in one spot.  It makes me want to throw up posting about these guys.  

 

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1181584075213160448?s=20

 

 

Then why post if your gong to cry about it?

You are not ESPN or CNN, you have no need to "break the story."

 

Talk to a professional about your need for constant attention that pushes you past illness.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, BillsFanSD said:

Keep in mind that Michael Irvin has a similar gig.  Literally anybody can do this job apparently.


Joe Montana and Isiah Thomas and OJ Simpson bombed bad.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Nester said:

 

 

Then why post if your gong to cry about it?

You are not ESPN or CNN, you have no need to "break the story."

 

Talk to a professional about your need for constant attention that pushes you past illness.

 

 


You’re adorable 

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5 minutes ago, Nester said:

 

 

Then why post if your gong to cry about it?

You are not ESPN or CNN, you have no need to "break the story."

 

Talk to a professional about your need for constant attention that pushes you past illness.

 

 

 

Well...

 

That was harsh...

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