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32 minutes ago, pi2000 said:

....Beane and McDermott have been let go and you're named GM.  

 

What's your first move?

Hire Beane and McDermott back!!!  There is nothing wrong with them.  They are good GM and HCs that you cannot find out in the market.  The Bills have tried several along the way with poor results.

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i make sure he understands that "defense wins championships" and "run and stop the run" are antiquated concepts and it is now a league that is dominated by explosive offenses that are fueled by the forward pass. then we set out to hire a gm and head coach that believe in the concepts of the modern passing game that is driving this sport, and we make a plan to build an offensive juggernaut. then i try to collect as much cash as i can before they realize i am just a fan and have no idea what i am doing, and hope that my severance package is on par with all the other guys being paid to not be a part of the team anymore.

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I’d make Nate dress like a Catholic Schoolgirl and re-enact Britney Spears’ “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video. This way he can embarrass himself one more time before I cut him the next day. Additionally it will give the Petermaniacs (including McDermott) a memory that they can turn to on those cold, lonely, winter nights. 

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I wouldn’t fire Beane and McDermitt, but would be more involved as Pegula says no to some things and yes to others.  I know he’s not the answer but we need place holders this year.  I think Sal said yesterday to move Groy to left guard and put Bodine in there.  Duchesse would be in the CFL at best if it weren’t for this stupid affinity for their old players.  He is horrible.  I know Bodine is not good, but he’s better than Ducasse.  I would fire his ass immediately.  Look for lineman on the waiver wire for anything serviceable, place Allen in there for experience, and even with some erratic play he can throw deep and scare defenses so we can run more.

 

the defense was the big surprise to me.  They were horrible and was supposed to be the cornerstone of this team.  Murphy was supposed to be the return man.  Lastly, I don’t care if he’s lost a step, I would still bring in Bryant.  He needs a team, and a big body would be good for Allen.  Lastly, Benjamin better start catching the ball, Evans playing more consistently, as he can’t blame injuries anymore.

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I'm definitely not a Peterman fan, but the hate displayed by some Bills fans is really pathetic. Get over it! He's still on the team and I will root for him if he is playing. 

I even root for Vlad, he should go before anyone. But he is still here so I root for him to succeed. 

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1 minute ago, machine gun kelly said:

I wouldn’t fire Beane and McDermitt, but would be more involved as Pegula says no to some things and yes to others.  I know he’s not the answer but we need place holders this year.  I think Sal said yesterday to move Groy to left guard and put Bodine in there.  Duchesse would be in the CFL at best if it weren’t for this stupid affinity for their old players.  He is horrible.  I know Bodine is not good, but he’s better than Ducasse.  I would fire his ass immediately.  Look for lineman on the waiver wire for anything serviceable, place Allen in there for experience, and even with some erratic play he can throw deep and scare defenses so we can run more.

 

the defense was the big surprise to me.  They were horrible and was supposed to be the cornerstone of this team.  Murphy was supposed to be the return man.  Lastly, I don’t care if he’s lost a step, I would still bring in Bryant.  He needs a team, and a big body would be good for Allen.  Lastly, Benjamin better start catching the ball, Evans playing more consistently, as he can’t blame injuries anymore.

Probably not a popular sentiment, but he should be better with more reps with Allen. Can't imagine it's easy going from the softball throwers to the fastball.

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9 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said:

I’d make Nate dress like a Catholic Schoolgirl and reenact Britney Spears’ “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video. This way he can embarrass himself one more time before I cut him the next day. Additionally it will give the Petermaniacs (including McDermott) a memory that they can turn to on those cold, lonely, winter nights. 

I've heard of weird fetishes but you might want to see someone.

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14 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

I've heard of weird fetishes but you might want to see someone.

I honestly think I’m doing everyone a favor!! For those of us that think he’s terrible, we don’t have to watch him ever again. For those that are inexplicably in love with him, they get a lasting memory. It’s a win-win!!

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12 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said:

I honestly think I’m doing everyone a favor!! For those of us that think he’s terrible, we don’t have to watch him ever again. For those that are inexplicably in love with him, they get a lasting memory. It’s a win-win!!

I'd buy that if you hadn't asked to see Adolphus Washington reenact Olivia Newton-John's "Physical", on his way out.

 

 

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But seriously I would donate them(my seasons) to the Boys and Girls club and hope that they don`t try to hit me for child abuse for making them watch this team ;) 

7 minutes ago, The Process said:

Hey Terry wassup.....do you think you could float some dude money to open a Mighty Taco in Alabama?

 

Chik Fil A ;)

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I would not take the job without a huge 3 year fully guaranteed salary.

 The team has been so gutted and devoid of talent that it is a total lost cause this year. There are maybe 5 NFL quality players on the roster who are not in their final years of playing. Kyle, McCoy, Lorax, Clay, Hauschka and Hughes are on the wrong side of 30 and are near the end of their careers.

 I only see Hyde and Poyer with a possible couple of prime years left in their tanks. Tre is the only bright young star on the team. Allen, Edmonds, Croom and Teller may develop into NFL starters someday, or they may flame out or fizzle like Miller. Murphy may finally come into his own, but is starting so late he would only shine brightly a year or two, even if he does.

Character does NOT win games in the NFL, talented players with drive do. Quality FAs are expensive and historically hard to motivate once they get their golden payday. Tons of cap won’t last long, and can’t possibly fill all the holes. Draft picks after the 3rd round will not guarantee you success or starters. Of course, even first round picks are almost a 50/50 gamble. There are way too many holes to fill in even 2 good drafts.

McBeane’s gigantic egos and their nebulous “process” have so decimated the team of talent that it will take years to build a firm foundation of a winning team. On a team that already was weakened by trying to satisfy Rex’s super ego. Getting all your “own guys” and using older Carolina castoffs does not win championships. Rather than building a system that fits the talent they had, or getting coaches to motivate the talent they had and building up around the foundation they had, they just drastically bulldozed everything they already had, and built idols in their own images. What a huge mess someone will inherit.

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1 hour ago, Kirby Jackson said:

I honestly think I’m doing everyone a favor!! For those of us that think he’s terrible, we don’t have to watch him ever again. For those that are inexplicably in love with him, they get a lasting memory. It’s a win-win!!

 

What about those who think Nate’s terrible, but also... uhh... have an... err... let’s call it an active appreciation... for the enduring memory of Brittany in a schoolgirl outfit?  How is ruining this memory doing THEM a favor?!?!  Asking for a friend. :blush:

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2 hours ago, machine gun kelly said:

I wouldn’t fire Beane and McDermitt, but would be more involved as Pegula says no to some things and yes to others.  I know he’s not the answer but we need place holders this year.  I think Sal said yesterday to move Groy to left guard and put Bodine in there.  Duchesse would be in the CFL at best if it weren’t for this stupid affinity for their old players.  He is horrible.  I know Bodine is not good, but he’s better than Ducasse.  I would fire his ass immediately.  Look for lineman on the waiver wire for anything serviceable, place Allen in there for experience, and even with some erratic play he can throw deep and scare defenses so we can run more.

 

the defense was the big surprise to me.  They were horrible and was supposed to be the cornerstone of this team.  Murphy was supposed to be the return man.  Lastly, I don’t care if he’s lost a step, I would still bring in Bryant.  He needs a team, and a big body would be good for Allen.  Lastly, Benjamin better start catching the ball, Evans playing more consistently, as he can’t blame injuries anymore.

This is what I've been saying for weeks  " move Groy to left guard and put Bodine in there.  Ducasse would be in the CFL at best if it weren’t for this stupid affinity for their old players.  He is horrible.  I know Bodine is not good, but he’s better than Ducasse."  

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