Mango Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) My better half just got tickets for the @Jets game Monday. We thought they were the 50 Club. Turns out they are in the EY Coaches Club. This means we are sitting behind the Jets bench and we are in the tunnel for the Jets to take the field. I need some ideas for heckling outside of the “you suck!”. If I could get a laugh out of Rodgers, that would be huge. Nothing disrespectful enough to make him want to try harder either. https://www.newyorkjets.com/tickets/clubs/coaches-club Edited September 8, 2023 by Mango 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Batteries. You need batteries. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” 1 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 tell them they're the staten island of NFL teams 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEATHER DOT COM Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Write his name on a steely dan and toss it into the bench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 I think Diggs would recommend telling them that they stink. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 "Hey AARP Aaron, Matlock is on!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, K-9 said: “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” It's long but effective! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) Bring a sign that says you’re an Ayahuasca dealer Edited September 8, 2023 by WMDman 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEBills Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Jeopardy lost another host and they still haven’t called you? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Throw a ***** at Rodgers, please. We need to find creative ways to keep that going. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 As Stefon Diggs would say "you stink you Stinka Butt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Toss him a Bildo… 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Ask Saleh how he gets his head so shiny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 If I could get a shout out on McAfee Tuesday that would be awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (With hands to throat) "Hey, Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah-juhs! Discount double-choke!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 “Hey Pot Head!” Of course that could be aimed at any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 You should ask him when he plans to retire and come back and play for the Vikings. 1 1 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0017 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Aaron I heard you sit when you pee, and stand when you poop!! 😃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" 1 1 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udubalum07 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 You play ball like a girl! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Robert Saleh drinks Bud Light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, Mark Vader said: Robert Saleh drinks Bud Light Bud light makes me gassy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 You better bring a Maid of the Midst poncho with you while you heckle. Something tells me you may need it if you're going to heckle from the Jets tunnel 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, K-9 said: “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” I had to google this situation, amazing I had no idea. No wonder Aaron Rodgers is a bit "off bubble" as they say in the oilfield. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chongli Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, K-9 said: “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” 55 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said: It's long but effective! This is good! But just shorten it to: "Shailene became a lesbian after dating you!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" 1 minute ago, chongli said: This is good! But just shorten it to: "Shailene became a lesbian after dating you!". Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 "Rodgers, every time you take the field Zach starts sending nudes to your mom" 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc1320 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Throw a Billdo at them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Tell Rodgers to take you to his leader. Claims he saw an UFO (doesn’t “a UFO” weirdly sound better?), so maybe it will get under his skin. Alternatively, FYI, his mother’s name is Darla Leigh, she used to be a dancer, and he has no contact with her. Do with that information what you will during the three seconds he is running by. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJB Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 hours ago, LABILLBACKER said: It's long but effective! No woman has ever said that to me 😢 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" You beat me to it..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 SHOW RODGERS THIS: Ought to freeze him dead in his mushroom eating tracks. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ControllerOfPlanetX Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 “You, sir, are an idiot! Your father was an idiot! Your grandfather was an idiot! And while I’ve never met your great grandfather, I’m sure that he was an idiot too since idiocy like yours is so incredibly vast that it can’t possibly be due to just the environment. It would need a strong genetic determinant since no environment could ever produce an idiot as big as you!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herc11 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 We own you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephilim17 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) 7 hours ago, GunnerBill said: How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience. Sounds to me like the terminology is off here. If a woman who likes women is dating a guy, she's bisexual. Lesbians, by definition, are not into men. Or am I missing something? Edited September 9, 2023 by Nephilim17 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) 7 hours ago, GunnerBill said: How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience. You like woman who munch carpets ? Lol Edited September 9, 2023 by Buffalo716 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephilim17 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: You like woman who munch carpets ? Lol You're being presumptuous here that GB is a man. One of our most knowledgeable posters doesn't necessarily have to be male; "Billy" is apparently a common English name for females. Just saying'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Nephilim17 said: You're being presumptuous here that GB is a man. One of our most knowledgeable posters doesn't necessarily have to be male; "Billy" is apparently a common English name for females. Just saying'. Well he/she did say speaking from experience lol When talking about men that date lesbians... Edited September 9, 2023 by Buffalo716 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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