Miami media takes an early shot at Buffalo

[HOUSE]

You know, I had a  beachhouse on the water in Miami for 7 years, I SOLD IT. Tired of Cockroaches in every restaurant, the smell of bleach in every hotel,I can't speak Spanish & hate Cuban radio and TV it sucks. Litter- you can't  believe the  litter on every street WTF, 25 people living in one small house,people stealing my lawn furniture,Cuban refugees sleeping in my shed( Yes,this actually happened twice, I opened the shed and they all ran ...really fast)

90 degrees in one store then 40 degrees in another, dirty beaches, loud parties, people sleeping in the streets with loud  boomboxes, high prices on everything, oh look here comes another hurricane lets hide... Most of all a football team with horrible ownership and no real fans,maybe a few thousand diehards. Most people in this city love soccer and hate NFL football.....

 

If you must take cheap shots at Buffalo, you better clean up your own backyard first...Believe me, Buffalo is a far better place to live then that rat infested city of Miami.

If I was a Miami Dolphin player I refuse the flight back home.....

 

So, am I hoping for snow next week? Yes, well excuse me..You want to fry our players, we will freeze yours.

 

The Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills game in two weeks was moved to Saturday night in primetime and an early weather report, says snow.

According to Weather.com, the temperature will be in the upper 20s with a possibility of snow and that apparently is enough for Bills fans to take to social media with all sorts of suggestions on how to make them suffer.  Trust me, having to go to Buffalo at all is suffering enough.

 

 

https://phinphanatic.com/2022/12/06/miami-dolphins-early-snow-possibility-buffalo-bills-fans-losing-minds/

Edited December 9, 2022 by HOUSE

[CoffeeDrip]

I hate Florida. There’s nothing redeeming about the state. It’s like breathing soup and the insects are as big as your hand. Plus, alligators. Going to Florida is a special kind of torture…

[Big Turk]

Tell this dude to walk to gator infested pond and jump in.

[K-9]

They should worry more about the Chargers game at the moment. Seeking weather information nearly two weeks out reeks of desperation. 

[wppete]

Hope it’s freezing. Home field advantage. Miami had in the first game with all

the Bills players suffering from heat exhaustion. Payback time! 

[BuffaloBaumer]

Just now, CoffeeDrip said:

I hate Florida. There’s nothing redeeming about the state. It’s like breathing soup and the insects are as big as your hand. Plus, alligators. Going to Florida is a special kind of torture…

 

Love Going to South Florida once, maybe twice between January and March. Outside of that, terrible. I don't know how those people can live there in the Summer.

[Greg S]

2 minutes ago, CoffeeDrip said:

I hate Florida. There’s nothing redeeming about the state. It’s like breathing soup and the insects are as big as your hand. Plus, alligators. Going to Florida is a special kind of torture…

 

No state income tax. That is nice.

[Royale with Cheese]

[teef]

1 minute ago, BuffaloBaumer said:

 

Love Going to South Florida once, maybe twice between January and March. Outside of that, terrible. I don't know how those people can live there in the Summer.

exactly.  i love florida from january to late april.  ***** that place outside of those times.  i also like the rochester area from june 1st until january 1st...after that, ***** this place.  i'll live in this balance in about 20 years.

[K-9]

4 minutes ago, CoffeeDrip said:

I hate Florida. There’s nothing redeeming about the state. It’s like breathing soup and the insects are as big as your hand. Plus, alligators. Going to Florida is a special kind of torture…

They don’t call it America’s Penis for nothing. 

[teef]

1 minute ago, Greg S said:

 

No state income tax. That is nice.

i have a solid amount of family there, and you'd be surprised how it can potentially be a wash.  if you're near the water, my understanding is flood insurance can kill you, and the HOA fees that are $800-$1000 plus make up for the taxes alone.

[StHustle]

But it’s not even supposed to snow 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Greg S]

2 minutes ago, teef said:

i have a solid amount of family there, and you'd be surprised how it can potentially be a wash.  if you're near the water, my understanding is flood insurance can kill you, and the HOA fees that are $800-$1000 plus make up for the taxes alone.

 

If I lived in FLA the water is the last place, I would want to live by. They get so many bad storms every year it's not worth it.

[Dr. Who]

7 minutes ago, NUT said:

Dolphins fans are weak, both in body and mind.

@FilthyBeast

[Big Turk]

11 minutes ago, BuffaloBaumer said:

 

Love Going to South Florida once, maybe twice between January and March. Outside of that, terrible. I don't know how those people can live there in the Summer.

 

It's unbearable...used to go to Disney World growing up in the summer and literally felt like you were going to die just walking between rides. Remember going to Busch Gardens down there once when it 99 and the humidity was extremely high...think we stayed for like an hour and left because we couldn't do it  anymore.  But at least I got to watch ghosts push carts when it thunderstormed every day from 2-4 pm and they blew across the walkways from the wind gusts. Unfortunately, all it did was make it more humid and you'd see the steam rising off the pavement afterwards.

 

But Florida has got nothing on Saint Louis in the summer tho...most unbearable place I have ever lived...temps don't cool off there at night due to the geography and it being in a "bowl"

Edited December 7, 2022 by Big Turk

[Lagoon Blues]

Just like anything good and bad for all places.  Been here 15 years now.  It is MUCH cheaper than NY even with everything included.  But, I am sure it is just my situation as well.  I live 10 minutes from the beach.  Miss the seasons but I dont freeze my ass off for half the year any longer.  That being said, about 50% of the the people here are from NY.  Extremely rare to meet a born Floridian.  Just flip the seasons you stay inside.  You stay inside in NY in winter.  You stay inside in FL for summer.  Then our winters are like northern summers.

Edited December 7, 2022 by Lagoon Blues

[RoyBatty is alive]

6 minutes ago, K-9 said:

They don’t call it America’s Penis for nothing. 

Who calls it that?

[Nephilim17]

Don't give this POS clicks. I regret clicking myself now. Anyone who doesn't recognize a 30-degree differential in extreme heat is not only a huge competitive disadvantage and dangerous and unethical is a POS. Would love to see that writer spout some of his charming observations in a Bills bar and see how many chuckles and thumbs-ups he gets.

[Greg S]

1 minute ago, Lagoon Blues said:

Just like anything good and bad for all places.  Been here 15 years now.  It is MUCH cheaper than NY even with everything included.  But, I am sure it is just my situation as well.  I live 10 minutes from the beach.  Miss the seasons but I dont freeze my ass off for half the year any longer.  That being said, about 50% of the the people here are from NY.  Extremely rare to meet a born Floridian.

 

You can see that when NY teams go play in Florida. The Jets bring in a ton of fans when they play at Miami. When the Rangers play the Panthers, it seems like they have more than half the fans in the arena. Same goes for when the Mets play the Marlins.

[Malazan]

and why do we care? If you get upset at every random comment from fan of another team then how do you ever get anything done?

[Bleeding Bills Blue]

This isn't miami media.  Its a fan.  

[SCBills]

I'm so conflicted as a Bills fan in the south when we get involved with trash talking Dolphins fans..

 

Love the Bills, hate New York state.  Hate the Dolphins, love most everything about the state of Florida.

 

I will say, re: heat/humidity, you get "somewhat" used to it.  When I moved to ATL ten years ago from NY, I thought I was going to die that first summer.  Now it's whatever.  Meanwhile, last time I visited NY, it was spring time, about 65.. everyone was wearing shorts & t-shirts... I was in jeans and a sweater. 

[H2o]

Dolphins fans sit down to pee in urinals

[BillsShredder83]

Yall might get a kick outta this, 100% true and perfect example of how "real" they are as fans.

 

I flew down to Ft Lauferdale to catch a fight with sone buddies this weekend. Great fight, Shaq was there!

 

Anyways this guy walks by our section in a Tua jersey, my buddy calls him over and we talk a little friendly $#@!, I didnt want to be actually hostile so i start AYE AYE AYE AYE chant at the guy, knowing my buddies will pick it up.

 

Spread like wild fire, felt like 25% of arena was in. Saw Bills hats and shirts all night! Cant imagine that ever happening in buff

[Beck Water]

32 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

You know, I had a 2nd house in Miami for 7 years, I SOLD IT. Tired of Cockroaches in every restaurant, the smell of bleach in every hotel,I can't speak Spanish, hate Cuban radio and TV, 25 people living in one small house,people stealing my lawn furniture, 90 degrees in one store then 40 degrees in another, dirty beaches, loud parties, people sleeping in the streets, high prices on everything, and most of all a football team with horrible ownership and no real fans,maybe a few thousand diehards.

If you want to take cheap shots at Buffalo, you better clean up your own backyard first...Believe me, Buffalo is a far better place to live then that rat infested city of Miami.

 

So, am I hoping for snow next week? Yes, well excuse me..

 

The Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills game in two weeks was moved to Saturday night in primetime and an early weather report, says snow.

According to Weather.com, the temperature will be in the upper 20s with a possibility of snow and that apparently is enough for Bills fans to take to social media with all sorts of suggestions on how to make them suffer.  Trust me, having to go to Buffalo at all is suffering enough.

 

 

https://phinphanatic.com/2022/12/06/miami-dolphins-early-snow-possibility-buffalo-bills-fans-losing-minds/

 

Maybe if their team didn't raise bad sportsmanship to epic heights by making the visiting team risk heatstroke whilst they enjoy relative coolness in the shade, Bills fans wouldn't have that reaction.

[gordong]

How cute...   the kid with the crayon wrote something... we didn't loose because of the heat we lost because we had our entire secondary out.  we waltz down to Miami once a year a curb stump those bums in the heat all the time.  

Edited December 7, 2022 by gordong

[Don Otreply]

30 minutes ago, K-9 said:

They should worry more about the Chargers game at the moment. Seeking weather information nearly two weeks out reeks of desperation. 

Its because they know they are going to lose,

[Beck Water]

27 minutes ago, K-9 said:

They don’t call it America’s Penis for nothing. 

 

I. Had. Not. Heard. That. Before.  I almost spit out my coffee laughing.

 

20 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

Who calls it that?

 

Kinda fits though

Edited December 7, 2022 by Beck Water

[K-9]

17 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

Who calls it that?

Given it’s geographical shape and location, it’s been a comedic theme for a long time now. If you want actual names, dates, etc. just try googling the subject. 

[ddaryl]

35 minutes ago, BuffaloBaumer said:

 

Love Going to South Florida once, maybe twice between January and March. Outside of that, terrible. I don't know how those people can live there in the Summer.

 

 

Summers in Florida are a lot like winters in Buffalo

You run out to the car to get the air conditioner (heat) started and you run back inside and let the car cool down first. (warm up)

Then you go to the store or whatever and you run inside quickly cause its so damn hot. (Cold) Then you quickly return home/work/whatever and hunker indoors with the AC (heat).

In Buffalo you may wait till the warmest part of the day, in Florida you do it early morning or late evening when its semi-bareable



 

Edited December 7, 2022 by ddaryl

[ExiledInIllinois]

So says the Dolphins team that exposes the other team to heat stroke while their team is 50° cooler in the shade.

 

Some... Real safety concerns here. Snow and cold ain't a player health and safety concern as much as heat stroke. 

 

😏 

[Beck Water]

22 minutes ago, SCBills said:

I'm so conflicted as a Bills fan in the south when we get involved with trash talking Dolphins fans..

 

Love the Bills, hate New York state.  Hate the Dolphins, love most everything about the state of Florida.

 

I will say, re: heat/humidity, you get "somewhat" used to it.  When I moved to ATL ten years ago from NY, I thought I was going to die that first summer.  Now it's whatever.  Meanwhile, last time I visited NY, it was spring time, about 65.. everyone was wearing shorts & t-shirts... I was in jeans and a sweater. 

 

I can't speak for SC, but my experience of friends and family living in Texas, S. Florida etc is that they are total wimps when it comes to weather.  

 

Far from "getting used to" the heat and humidity, they go from air conditioned homes to air conditioned garages, push the garage door opener, drive to a shaded parking garage and take the air conditioned elevator to their building lobby where they work in an air conditioned office all day.  On the way home, they remote start their car so it cools down before they get in.  They have no heat tolerance at all.

 

Put in a normal situation like a day that gets up to the high 80s/low 90s, they decline to do reasonable, enjoyable stuff like walk around a shady zoo during the day or eat on a covered screened porch with a fan blowing when it's cooled to the high 70s/low 80s.

 

We had a friend's brother from Texas stay in our apartment in Boston for our friend's graduation.  We had a nice small guest room with a window and a fan.  We had a single room air conditioner in the living room.  He slept in the living room and left it only to pee or get food from the fridge.  It was kind of a PITA because we didn't have much common space and he slept late/went to bed early, but he was totally un-acclimated to anything above 70 degrees. 

 

This was late MAY.

 

29 minutes ago, Malazan said:

and why do we care? If you get upset at every random comment from fan of another team then how do you ever get anything done?

 

It's a slow week. 

We've run out of Odell Beckham gossip

We won't get a Bills injury report until later today to find out if the Get Well Cards for Dawkins and Quessenberry's ankles are having some effect.

Edited December 7, 2022 by Beck Water

[MJS]

Wow, that Dolphins writer got his panties in a bunch about a small, insignificant Twitter thread with like 50 fans?

 

Anyway, I hope it does NOT snow. We have the more talented team. Extreme weather is an equalizer. I'm fine if it is super cold, but a lot of snow would make me nervous. I don't really care that much about the suffering of the other team. I just want the Bills to be able to perform to their potential. Snow inhibits that.

[billsbackto81]

7 minutes ago, Don Otreply said:

Its because they know they are going to lose,

They know everything went their way last game though they won't admit it. Short week, 105 degrees, entire secondary injured. No Oliver or Morse. 

 

And they still only won by 2.

[Simon]

13 minutes ago, K-9 said:

Given it’s geographical shape and location, it’s been a comedic theme for a long time now. If you want actual names, dates, etc. just try googling the subject. 

 

I googled America's Penis.

It was NOT how I remember Florida looking......

[SCBills]

3 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

 

I can't speak for SC, but my experience of friends and family living in Texas, S. Florida etc is that they are total wimps when it comes to weather.  

 

Far from "getting used to" the heat and humidity, they go from air conditioned homes to air conditioned garages, push the garage door opener, drive to a shaded parking garage and take the air conditioned elevator to their building lobby where they work in an air conditioned office all day.  On the way home, they remote start their car so it cools down before they get in.  They have no heat tolerance at all.

 

Put in a normal situation like a day that gets up to the high 80s/low 90s, they decline to do reasonable, enjoyable stuff like walk around a shady zoo during the day or eat on a covered screened porch with a fan blowing when it's cooled to the high 70s/low 80s.

 

We had a friend's brother from Texas stay in our apartment in Boston for our friend's graduation.  We had a nice small guest room with a window and a fan.  We had a single room air conditioner in the living room.  He slept in the living room and left it only to pee or get food from the fridge.  It was kind of a PITA because we didn't have much common space and he slept late/went to bed early, but he was totally un-acclimated to anything above 70 degrees. 

 

This was late MAY.

 

 

It's a slow week. 

We've run out of Odell Beckham gossip

We won't get a Bills injury report until later today to find out if the Get Well Cards for Dawkins and Quessenberry's ankles are having some effect.

 

For me, personally, 93+ and sunny is my breaking point for being outside for an extended period of time.  It's always humid in the SE, so that's a given. 

 

I've gone to a Braves day game in the 95 degree sun and people were literally leaving because they were about to pass out.  Would never do that again. 

 

Clemson/Syracuse a few years ago, day before Halloween, was 93 and sunny noon kickoff... not as bad, maybe humidity was less being in the Fall, but that was about my limit. 

[MiltonWaddams]

5 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

 

I can't speak for SC, but my experience of friends and family living in Texas, S. Florida etc is that they are total wimps when it comes to weather.  

 

Far from "getting used to" the heat and humidity, they go from air conditioned homes to air conditioned garages, push the garage door opener, drive to a shaded parking garage and take the air conditioned elevator to their building lobby where they work in an air conditioned office all day.  On the way home, they remote start their car so it cools down before they get in.  They have no heat tolerance at all.

 

Put in a normal situation like a day that gets up to the high 80s/low 90s, they decline to do reasonable, enjoyable stuff like walk around a shady zoo during the day or eat on a covered screened porch with a fan blowing when it's cooled to the high 70s/low 80s.

 

We had a friend's brother from Texas stay in our apartment in Boston for our friend's graduation.  We had a nice small guest room with a window and a fan.  We had a single room air conditioner in the living room.  He slept in the living room and left it only to pee or get food from the fridge.  It was kind of a PITA because we didn't have much common space and he slept late/went to bed early, but he was totally un-acclimated to anything above 70 degrees. 

 

This was late MAY.

 

 

It's a slow week. 

We've run out of Odell Beckham gossip

We won't get a Bills injury report until later today to find out if the Get Well Cards for Dawkins and Quessenberry's ankles are having some effect.

Growing up, I spent most of my summers on the gulf coast of Florida. This was my experience there, too. My family and I would be out enjoying the beach throughout the day, but at about 11 AM, half of the beach would just disappear into their air condition homes and reappear at 3 PM. 
that being said, I really actually enjoy a lot of parts of Florida. But there sure are some parts but I don’t. Namely Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

39 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

Who calls it that?

[Royale with Cheese]

Have you guys ever done the Florida Man + your birthday?  This is how f'ed up this state is!

 

https://www.weareiowa.com/article/news/nation-world/florida-man-wakes-up-to-find-another-man-sucking-on-his-toes/524-d9b9e8ee-f213-40f3-9956-2ab57c7a66d4

 

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/01/05/74-year-old-florida-man-on-electric-scooter-threatened-chased-2-with-knife-police-say/

 

https://www.brainerddispatch.com/news/florida-man-jailed-over-desecrating-mosque-with-bacon

 

[TheFunPolice]

49 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

epic!

 

all-time underrated movie! You explain it to someone and it just doesn't do it justice. 

 

a bowling movie?

 

but yes, a BOWLING MOVIE! 

Edited December 7, 2022 by TheFunPolice