Jimmy Spagnola Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down. Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude. When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance. Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard. Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs. Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean. Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of. At first I thought the kid looked like road kill. The I remembered Lance. Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick. Bye bye. P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS 1 24 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJB Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 (edited) Edited May 7, 2021 by DJB 1 8 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Ma boss took yo Jets down to da basement an' said stay there mother f***ers, youse ain't never gettin out. Bills be dancing on youse graves an makin that mormon you got playin QB wish his momma had neva spread her legs. You hear me now brotha? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 My 15 year old daughter told me that she thinks Zach Lance is hot. Maybe that’s because he looks 17. Personally I didn’t study the QBs coming out in any detail (because I don’t root for a team that needed one), but I thought second overall was awfully high for a prospect whose negatives included issues with accuracy and decision making. True that Allen had the same knocks so you never know....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HereComesTheReignAgain Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 I picture a different mobster scene when I think of the jets (and their fans) and Bills. The one in A Bronx Tale where the crude, overconfident, hygienically challenged biker gang (jets and their fans) try to take over the bar. Sonny (McDermott) politely asks them to be gentleman. When they inevitably act like the mouth breathing idiots that they are…Now youse can’t leave… 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 When Ed Oliver is violating your new quarterback guy Ricky Schroder on another third and long, don't get too upset. Just remember that there's a part of Ricky that likes it. 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said: When Ed Oliver is violating your new quarterback guy Ricky Schroder on another third and long, don't get too upset. Just remember that there's a part of Ricky that likes it. I didn't know you had this in you, Inigo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCbillsfan Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 31 minutes ago, BarleyNY said: My 15 year old daughter told me that she thinks Zach Lance is hot. Maybe that’s because he looks 17. Personally I didn’t study the QBs coming out in any detail (because I don’t root for a team that needed one), but I thought second overall was awfully high for a prospect whose negatives included issues with accuracy and decision making. True that Allen had the same knocks so you never know....... This is the best diss out there. Zach "Lance" it is until he proves himself. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, DCbillsfan said: This is the best diss out there. Zach "Lance" it is until he proves himself. 😁 Indeed. She’s more into soccer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 9 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 jest's will probably pick 2nd again next year 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 I love when you get out on parole, @Jimmy Spagnola. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Oy..., it’s this bit of Schmutz again... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 17 minutes ago, papazoid said: jest's will probably pick 2nd again next year Because they even fail at being worst? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 36 minutes ago, Brennan Huff said: "Yes. I will take them all." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuba guy Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 (edited) I'll I have to say is Buffalo is in NEW YORK Despite what the governor says We are the real ny Wish I knew how to make New York bigger Edited May 7, 2021 by scuba guy Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Spags you will never learn, will you? I will give you credit, you keep coming back for more after taking beating after beating. Probably brain damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 I must say, I look forward to your posts Jimmy. 👏🏻 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 45 minutes ago, Brennan Huff said: F ing perfect, 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 38 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: Well done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Brennan Huff said: Well done Like most things on the internet, credit to reddit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmur66 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 You see the problem is... He's got to play for the Jets. He will start lookin old real quick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 See you at the Hoffa, Spags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 41 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: "Yes. I will take them all." Legend has it that kid is still hanging there to this day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawning Frog Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 (edited) Edited May 7, 2021 by State Rt. 21 N. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Stay dysfunctional Jimmy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Let’s see if Zach can shoot straight first Spags😎 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 hours ago, papazoid said: jest's will probably pick 2nd again next year na. 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mooshocker12 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 5 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down. Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude. When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance. Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard. Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs. Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean. Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of. At first I thought the kid looked like road kill. The I remembered Lance. Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick. Bye bye. P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS You are either speaking of Lance Alworth, known as the baby-faced assassin as a wide receiver for the San Diego Chargers. Or, Steve Buscemi Buckwheat's character in the movie Things to do in Denver when you're Dead. Either way, your take is weak, slightly plagiaristic, and as a Jets fan in general, weightless in concept, theory and intelligence. You're fake Brooklyn draw and gangster innuendo makes you look even sillier than you sound. PS... GO BILLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Time to add another to the growing list of reasons that Rachael Ray is the most annoying person on the planet. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down. Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude. When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance. Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard. Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs. Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean. Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of. At first I thought the kid looked like road kill. The I remembered Lance. Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick. Bye bye. P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS Pretty sure the 49ers took Lance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putin Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: , 7 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down. Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude. When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance. Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard. Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs. Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean. Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of. At first I thought the kid looked like road kill. The I remembered Lance. Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick. Bye bye. P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS The win against the Browns departing gift curtesy of Adam Gaze will cost you another decade + of drafting in the top 5 , Edited May 7, 2021 by Putin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 52 minutes ago, transient said: Time to add another to the growing list of reasons that Rachael Ray is the most annoying person on the planet. I used to love her like 15 years ago. Now? I’ll pass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Brennan Huff said: I used to love her like 15 years ago. Now? I’ll pass... She was a cutie back then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Don Otreply said: She was a cutie back then... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Got to give it to Spag’s he does love his pain and keeps coming back for more of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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