Fingon Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Dareus to the Bills confirmed? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 His nails will stay that good all season long.... 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshAllenHasBigHands Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I imagine he knows a lot of people here. I mean, his playing days are over, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
97bills Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fingon said: Dareus to the Bills confirmed? I wonder if he will Be happy with just 30 mil this time. I mean we at least owe him that all the hard work he put in while his was hear. If you don’t believe me just ask him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 If his head were in the right place, he could probably step on the field and be productive on the field this season. Unfortunately, he'd probably be more focused on his fingernails than the game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I cant imagine he would come to the Bills...... Dareus is the antithesis of a "process" type guy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordong Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) getting his Nails Done SHOULD tell you all you need to know about him. Seriously! Edited September 3, 2020 by gordong 2 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: I cant imagine he would come to the Bills...... Dareus is the antithesis of a "process" type guy. He was the first example of the process 4 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Just now, Mike in Horseheads said: He was the first example of the process I couldn't recall if he got canned by this regime or the one prior but i think you are dead right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Maybe he had some community service to finish up? 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgotBILLStopay Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 i wouldnt mind Beane kicking the tires on Dareus with a min deal. 5 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I see he hasn't lost all his marbles. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat68 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 If he is willing to take a Star type role? Dont hate it. Low risk, high reward if he plays for his last contract? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 They must have some good weed floating around the B-Lo right now for him to be here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlbillsfan1975 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Why does him getting his nails done add to my feeling he doesn’t love football? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 minute ago, H2o said: They must have some good weed floating around the B-Lo right now for him to be here. They do! Everybody grows their own! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mat68 said: If he is willing to take a Star type role? Dont hate it. Low risk, high reward if he plays for his last contract? Are you serious? Want to introduce a potential cancer into the organization? He will be "highly motinvated" to be back with the organization that sent him packing. There is a reason why Jax didnt bother to sign him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thurst44 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: Are you serious? Want to introduce a potential cancer into the organization? He will be "highly motinvated" to be back with the organization that sent him packing. There is a reason why Jax didnt bother to sign him. If Beane & McDermott think it's a good idea, then I'm fine with it as they must have some insight. I'm intrigued, but it's likely just that I love a good redemption story, and he never seemed like a bad guy, merely less than fully motivated at times (at least off the field). I'd have some excitement if even Karlos Williams came back and there seems like something very dark might be going on there. Chances are it's a moot point. He probably just likes Buffalo more than we think he did. One of our criticisms was how he took to the night life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamsnoops Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 14 minutes ago, H2o said: They must have some good weed floating around the B-Lo right now for him to be here. Always good weed floating around this area of WNY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17islongenough Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Well this a sure sign he is coming to Buffalo for a workout. It's a little know fact that clean nails are one of the items Beane looks at in signing players. Please tell me one player who had dirty nails that signed here. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 minute ago, snamsnoops said: Always good weed floating around this area of WNY! Not good enough to get me to go to a nail salon. I don’t expect that he’s in town to meet with the Bills, but he is a 1-tech space-eater so you never know.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I think he can sign with the Bills if he can submit McDermott in a grappling match. Even though he outweighs McDermott by 150 lbs....I'll still take McDermott. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 31 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: I cant imagine he would come to the Bills...... Dareus is the antithesis of a "process" type guy. Yeah, Nick Saban is known for running a loose ship. 2 minutes ago, MiltonWaddams said: Not good enough to get me to go to a nail salon. I don’t expect that he’s in town to meet with the Bills, but he is a 1-tech space-eater so you never know.... My hands look huge in their little hands. 6 minutes ago, 17islongenough said: Well this a sure sign he is coming to Buffalo for a workout. It's a little know fact that clean nails are one of the items Beane looks at in signing players. Please tell me one player who had dirty nails that signed here. I know you’re kidding but I don’t trust anyone with dirty nails. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, C.Biscuit97 said: I know you’re kidding but I don’t trust anyone with dirty nails. I trust landscapers. The dirtier the nails the better. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianmoorman4jesus Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) He would be some nice addition to an already excellent defense Unlikely but not impossible. Edited September 3, 2020 by Brianmoorman4jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Are people on this board seriously considering signing Marcell Darues today? Do you really think we need D-Line depth? It's ok to get out of bad relationships and not go back to the person people. Move on and smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Damn you, 2020. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 59 minutes ago, Fingon said: Dareus to the Bills confirmed? What are the odds that he is wearing that stupid Captains hat while getting his nails done? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eee1776 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Is there a street race tournament going on? Need good nails to shift gears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junior Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, thenorthremembers said: Are people on this board seriously considering signing Marcell Darues today? Do you really think we need D-Line depth? It's ok to get out of bad relationships and not go back to the person people. Move on and smile. Considering we signed two DTs a couple weeks back, and then tried out a few more this past week, I would say our FO thinks we need D-Line depth 🤷♂️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Just on his way to that bar on Chippewa he used to refer to as rehab 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Smith Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Hey, his buddy Jerry is still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronxbomber21 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 The Bill's do need a 1 tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I think he can sign with the Bills if he can submit McDermott in a grappling match. Even though he outweighs McDermott by 150 lbs....I'll still take McDermott. That was funny Royale. An elite wrestler can take down guys twice their size. People who have never wrestled don’t know it’s about balance and using people’s weight and momentum against them. My favorite sport growing up to play, not watch. Nothing like that thrill of hearing the ref, slap the mat when you pin someone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: That was funny Royale. An elite wrestler can take down guys twice their size. People who have never wrestled don’t know it’s about balance and using people’s weight and momentum against them. My favorite sport growing up to play, not watch. Nothing like that thrill of hearing the ref, slap the mat when you pin someone. That is the wrestling of the 70s. Modern wrestling is all about using leverage and hand fighting techniques to insert your thumb into your opponents rectum. Penetration is a point and two knuckles is a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 hour ago, gordong said: getting his Nails Done SHOULD tell you all you need to know about him. Seriously! Sorry, but if you don’t get a mani-pedi you’re really missing out. I’m 6’4 and i go every three weeks. It’s amazing, and honestly I didn’t go until I was 32 and then was pissed I had been missing out on this my whole adult life. It you’re a man whose comfortable with their manhood, there is no reason to not go or be embarrassed about going. That being said, I seriously doubt they would ever bring Dareus back after dumping him for a case of natural light 2 years ago. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: That is the wrestling of the 70s. Modern wrestling is all about using leverage and hand fighting techniques to insert your thumb into your opponents rectum. Penetration is a point and two knuckles is a win. Today I Learned I'm an all-star wrestler, and I never even signed up! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: That was funny Royale. An elite wrestler can take down guys twice their size. People who have never wrestled don’t know it’s about balance and using people’s weight and momentum against them. My favorite sport growing up to play, not watch. Nothing like that thrill of hearing the ref, slap the mat when you pin someone. Grappling is the best fighting style. All this karate and kung fu is just BS. The only striking that's effective is boxing and kickboxing. 4 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: That is the wrestling of the 70s. Modern wrestling is all about using leverage and hand fighting techniques to insert your thumb into your opponents rectum. Penetration is a point and two knuckles is a win. What if a guy doesn't tap after 2 knuckles in? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Then he likes it. Moon River. You got you’re whole fist up there Doc. (Fletch). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: Grappling is the best fighting style. All this karate and kung fu is just BS. The only striking that's effective is boxing and kickboxing. What if a guy doesn't tap after 2 knuckles in? Highschool and college wrestling is based on points. Tap outs are MMA. I think you'd need to insert a whole fist to get a guy like Ronda Rousey to tap out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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