ROONDOGG55 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Wow, just wow! Ruptured spleens, amputations, and contusion protocol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Better than the "broken forearm" that was repeatedly predicted during the Game Thread. Â That was predicted once...for McCoy. Â Any word on McCoy's broken forearm? I hope he doesn't develop laminitis and have to be put down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 (edited) Passed away. Funeral details to follow. No funeral. He is back as a zombie. Should still play with more accountability than Gilmore. Edited September 11, 2017 by KelsaysLunchbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Â That was predicted once...for McCoy. Â Any word on McCoy's broken forearm? I hope he doesn't develop laminitis and have to be put down. Â Even worse, he has hot dog fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yungmack Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 No funeral. He is back as a zombie. Should still play with more accountability than Gilmore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I think it means bruised, not broken. I know. You must have missed the game day thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 What has Laminitis have to with the forearm... you truly are a back pain.., if so tho he'll need a stimulator... inserted.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I know. You must have missed the game day thread. Sorry, I did, I was at the game! Assuming people were confusing contusions and fractures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgrochester55 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 (edited) Passed away. Funeral details to follow. I heard otherwise. They told me that they were taking him to a farm with a very nice farmer who didn't care if a football player lost an arm. Unfortunately the farm is very, very far away, so they said we cant ever visit him. Edited September 11, 2017 by dgrochester55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 No funeral. He is back as a zombie. Should still play with more accountability than Gilmore. Â Can he even pass the concussion protocol? I mean...how does a brainless reanimated meatbag even get through the concussion protocol? Can we ask Ben Rothlesberger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I heard otherwise. They told me that they were taking him to a farm with a very nice farmer who didn't care if a football player lost an arm. Unfortunately the farm is very, very far away, so they said we cant ever visit him. i'm just going to tell people he went, "over the rainbow" to keep the explanation short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 What is happening? I had to evacuate so I'm in confusion protocol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 i'm just going to tell people he went, "over the rainbow" to keep the explanation short. Â And his little dog, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 i cant believe darby isnt out for the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Lot of false information in this thread. They did not amputate his arm. His arm is intact. They amputated his shoulder. Â Where is this "tact" in which they're keeping his arm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klos63 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 The guy just can't stay on the field, wait , that's the guy we traded him for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 i cant believe darby isnt out for the year  I suspect he'll be hobbled by it all year.  Last time I dislocated an ankle, it was about 18 months until I felt confident. Admittedly, I was neither young, nor an athlete. But when you stretch or tear those ligaments, they take their own sweet time coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Â Can he even pass the concussion protocol? I mean...how does a brainless reanimated meatbag even get through the concussion protocol? Can we ask Ben Rothlesberger? I mean...you can't fail a concussion test if you don't have a brain to concuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 i heard that contusions also affect the brain. He may be thinking retirement (per Schefter). Can we get a draft pick for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 So....should I or shoudl I not be sending flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 darby is out 4-6 weeks, just saying! Â I knew there was a way to predict players would get injured. Nice job Beane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Â Can he even pass the concussion protocol? I mean...how does a brainless reanimated meatbag even get through the concussion protocol? Can we ask Ben Rothlesberger? Â Ask what? You expect him to be able to speak an answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Â Ask what? You expect him to be able to speak an answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 So....should I or shoudl I not be sending flowers Dude, wrong thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Sorry, I did, I was at the game! Assuming people were confusing contusions and fractures? One guy posted that Shady broke his forearm and we all just kind of had fun with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 For those interested: https://www.mountnittany.org/articles/healthsheets/38136 Quote: "This injury will take from a few days to 6 weeks to heal, depending on how severe it is. Moderate to severe shoulder contusions are treated with a sling or shoulder immobilizer. Minor contusions can be treated without any special support." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Sorry, I did, I was at the game! Assuming people were confusing contusions and fractures? Â https://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/196169-gameday-thread-2nd-half/?p=4525315 Â The poster of that gem rightfully took, and will continue to take, **** for such a stupid post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 has the funeral been scheduled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloHokie13 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 has the funeral been scheduled? No funeral. He's ground up and in the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjones71 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I heard they amputated his whole arm. Sucks. Nope, just the upper half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017  @JaySkurski E.J. Gaines has a shoulder contusion. #Bills   "Contusion" means bruise. Should be manageable unless it turns out to be masking something more serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 should have known I was beaten  Lucy, you got some spleening to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsfansinceday1 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Frontal lobotomies are considered experimental but early results are encouraging for players in the contusion protocol. Â I thought it was worth consideration in this severe case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I'll take the bottle in front of me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I'll take theI'd rather have a bottle in front of me... FIFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Â "Contusion" means bruise. Should be manageable unless it turns out to be masking something more serious. Â I don't know how a shoulder contusion can mask a broken forearm, though. Gaines needs a second opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Broken forearm is the new spleen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Can he play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Â That was predicted once...for McCoy. Â Any word on McCoy's broken forearm? I hope he doesn't develop laminitis and have to be put down. Â As long as he does not have a throat injury and unable to start his career in radio next year he will be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 is he walking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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