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The Bills won yesterday because.... (karma reasons only)


Just Jack

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11 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

No Bills gear, did not watch the game, was running errands around town instead, even took the time to put up the outside holiday decorations.  

I just can’t fathom this. I get upset to miss single plays within a game, even during the seasons when we were only winning a handful of games.

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9 minutes ago, Johnnycage46 said:

The Bills finally leaned on the running game, which was all fine and dandy.

 

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8 minutes ago, Talley56 said:

I think the obvious karma for this game is all the Bills fans digging out players and neighbors from the monster snow.  I would say that has built up enough karma to earn at least two Super bowl titles, amirite

 

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1 minute ago, Gugny said:

Prior to kickoff, I peed in three toilets that were not in my house.

 

My parents' house

JC Penney

Hannaford supermarket

 

You're welcome.

 

You may want to schedule a visit with a urologist.  

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19 minutes ago, Captain Hindsight said:

My son usually sleeps for the first half of games and is up for the second half. Yesterday he skipped the nap entirely which made my life hell, but the Bills did win. I'll continue to do my part

is that why we sucked the first half????      LOL.  JK

 

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Wife had me doing stuff around the house which caused me to miss the about half of the first quarter. I made sure to record so I could catch up. Got caught up after the bills first field goal. Browns responded with theirs to make it 10-3. At this time I realized I was wearing a Syracuse Orange hoody, and orange is one of the Browns colors.  Took that hoody off and the rest is history

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1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

 

Gugny laughs at your pitiful answer.  Try again. 

 

 

Gugny laughs at your pitiful answer.  Try again. 

 

 

You may want to schedule a visit with a urologist.  

Saying that digging people out of mountains of snow brings good karma is a pitiful answer???  Sure 🙄

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I let my daughter paint my toenails.  She had been begging me all morning, and I kept telling her “after the game.” After the Browns scored the first TD I let her give me a Bills themed pedi. 🤷🏽‍♂️

 

I always take a tequila shot after each Bills TD.  It was so cute bc my toenails were wet so I couldn’t get up from my chair.  After the Diggs TD my daughter disappeared for a few minutes and then emerged from the kitchen with a tequila shot and a lime wedge.  She’s 9.  😂😂

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In Vegas on vaca, got the Lemon Pepper chicken at Vons (which tasted of neither lemon nor pepper).  The stream I had was a minute behind, so I couldn't post my regular Missit...Noonan...miss... at the correct times, but luckily that did not detract.  I got all the Bass-o-Matic jpegs in, so that clearly helped.  No idea from a karma, but I'll still be here in Vegas for Thanksgiving.

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7 hours ago, Just Jack said:

 

Gugny laughs at your pitiful answer.  Try again. 

 

 

Gugny laughs at your pitiful answer.  Try again. 

 

 

You may want to schedule a visit with a urologist.  


Or stop drinking a gallon of beer at 9am on a Sunday.  Ok Gugs, you’ll need to increase by one foreign bathroom per Sunday especially for the Cheats, Bengals, and three more for the Chefs in the AFCCG.

 

Drink water non stop for two days prior.

 

Make it so!

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I did my beer ritual. I usually only do it for one o'clock games and/or games I am not attending live.  I wait until the Bills do something really good before I have my first beer, and then once I start, I make sure my beer in never near empty until the game ends.  I wait for a TD, or a turnover by the Defense, not just a good drive or Defensive stop. Yesterday, I had to wait awhile for my first beer, but I definitely made up for lost time once we got going. I usually grab my refill when the current beer is at the halfway point, just to be safe.  🍺🍺🍺

 

You're welcome.

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I forgot that Bojo played for the Browns until he came out for his first punt. When they lined up for both FG attempts, I said, "Botch the hold, Bojo." He obliged me in one out of two attempts.

 

(I know it was blocked, but maybe the kick was low due to a bad hold.)

 

 

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We spent 3 hours waiting at urgent care for my 18 month old after arriving at 9:00a.m. A kind gentleman who was leaving after our three hours of waiting suggested another pediatric location. We called over, headed that way and we were in and out in 40 minutes only to be home right at kickoff. 
 

 

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