Gugny Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was an old man named Urban Whose wife found his grindin' disturbin' His Timmy was glad For the love that they had And I bet they still have weird perversions 2 1 1 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a team named the Bills They were known to have serious skills Their Josh was a stud Their punter a dud But they finally made making the playoffs a thrill 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There is this board called TBD I'd click on each day just to see The ups and the downs And opinions from clowns OMG, but that clown, he is me 2 12 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a coach named McDermott Who got his players all determined He broke the drought He catches punts And his players all trust the process. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyBoy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a man from Nantucket...ummm nevermind. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 The Jags are an NFL team Who's destined for London, it seems. When the Bills come to town Urban Meyer will frown, "Maybe college ball's really my scene." 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a guy from Green Bay, News broke about him yesterday. "I've been immunized" Not quite, we realized, This Sunday he sadly won't play. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a man named Trevor. Whose face is as ugly as ever. He looks like a girl Who would make grown men hurl, But Urban let's him grind on his lever. 1 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a QB named Lawrence whose draft buildup was filled with adorants But the NFL game Made his skillset look tame "It's harder to win here" said Lawrence 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Josh Allen and Josh Allen will meet When Josh Allen and Josh Allen compete Josh Allen smells blood But Josh Allen’s a stud And Josh Allen, Josh Allen will beat 4 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Don’t want any hostages, want volunteers on our teams 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwater10 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Just once before I die, forever I've cried Still saying the same thing so many years later But hey, I am greedy, so I need one now to prove I've lied Cuz I'll need another a year later, just before the ventilator. Look out Trevor, it's time for Poyer and Hyde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Suffering Fan Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, BuffaloBillies said: There is this board called TBD I'd click on each day just to see The ups and the downs And opinions from clowns OMG, but that clown, he is me I wish I could give more than one superbowl trophy thumb for this one...totally awesome. I loved this one too... 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: The Jags are an NFL team Who's destined for London, it seems. When the Bills come to town Urban Meyer will frown, "Maybe college ball's really my scene." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: There once was a QB named Lawrence whose draft buildup was filled with adorants But the NFL game Made his skillset look tame "It's harder to win here" said Lawrence Bonus points for "adorants" as a rhyme! Well played sir. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Captain_Quint said: There once was a man named Trevor. Whose face is as ugly as ever. He looks like a girl Who would make grown men hurl, But Urban let's him grind on his lever. This one gets my vote, so far. Along with being current, and relevant, it contains the right amount of humor, insult, and vulgarity that, while not a strict requirement, is the benchmark of a classic limerick. Well done! Edited November 4, 2021 by Rocky Landing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Here lies the body of a QB named Trevor Looked like a girl but was actually a fella For fifteen years he kept his virginity Not a bad record for Urban's vicinity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a prima donna number twelve Who tried to avoid protocols without a mask though Bills Beez was taken to task neither understands the virus doesnt care so six feet under we gonna delve giving the Chiefs a chance at the fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 FYI: https://www.masterclass.com/articles/poetry-101-what-is-a-limerick-in-poetry-limerick-definition-with-examples#how-is-a-limerick-used-in-poetry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a town named J'Ville With a stadium they never could fill Incase you're just wonderin' They're moving to London which their fans would pay for the bill 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Have you heard of big Tyler Bass? His balls are made from pure brass. Just one eye is black, His swag doesn’t lack, This Bass sure kicks some…footballs. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) The coach they call Urban Meyer Turned out to be a horrible hire One day after work He sat down for a twerk Must be many regrets for the buyer Edited November 4, 2021 by K-9 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 I hate the Dolphins They're the worst NFL team S***, wrong thread, my bad 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Son of a K-Gun said: Have you heard of big Tyler Bass? His balls are made from pure brass. Just one eye is black, His swag doesn’t lack, This Bass sure kicks some…footballs. Let me see if I can tune this one up a wee bit.... Bills Kicker is wee Tyler Bass Whose balls are both made from pure Brass His Swag does not lack Just his Left cheek is black He Kicks Boomers on Turf and on Grass 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Let me see if I can tune this one up a wee bit.... Bills Kicker is wee Tyler Bass Whose balls are both made from pure Brass His Swag does not lack Just his Left cheek is black He Kicks Boomers on Turf and on Grass I was this close to going wee Tyler Bass too…well played Hap. His kicks they would fly, Clear through the sky, If only his home were a dome… Edited November 4, 2021 by Son of a K-Gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 7 hours ago, Gugny said: There once was an old man named Urban Whose wife found his grindin' disturbin' His Timmy was glad For the love that they had And I bet they still have weird perversions I hate to nitpick, but isn’t it a requirement that every limerick includes “Nantucket”? 🤷♀️ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Augie said: I hate to nitpick, but isn’t it a requirement that every limerick includes “Nantucket”? 🤷♀️ Only if your ear is a … neve mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 In Buffalo there is a QB named Josh Allen Who indeed is a wonderful talent short deep or rainbow pass ball He adeptly throws them all Gabe Emanuel Stefon Cole be smilin' Not bad for a first try?...yeah, no, meh? LOL m 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Muppy said: In Buffalo there is a QB named Josh Allen Who indeed is a wonderful talent short deep or rainbow pass ball He adeptly throws them all Gabe Emanuel Stefon Cole be smilin' Not bad for a first try?...yeah, no, meh? LOL m That'd be "meh" muppy, srry! Rhyme scheme AABBA Allen talent and Smilin no rhyme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: That'd be "meh" muppy, srry! Rhyme scheme AABBA Allen talent and Smilin no rhyme LOL **finger snap** an ambitious TRY....failure Gong....hahahaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) OKAY this maybe still meh but I obeyed the rules....hopefully lol In Buffalo there is a QB named Josh Allen Who indeed is a wonderful talent short deep or rainbow pass ball He adeptly throws them all The Bills scoreboard will be the opposite of barren Edited November 5, 2021 by Muppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 The Bills had finally made the playoffs. The next week the offense took the playoffs day off. This coming Sunday. The Bills will have a fun day. When they kill those Jacksonville Jagoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyDays Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 The twenty-eighteen wildcard round Is a story of lost and found The victor now sits In the AFC pits While the loser's now Super Bowl bound 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 The players were working While their head coach was twerking His wife was home Certainly alone A long time from now, he'll still be jerking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 There was a strong safety named Poyer Who took with a girl from La Jolla Vaccines she did lack - Though, that baby's got back, And torpedoes that'd sink a destroyer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 (edited) There once was a coach from Bowling Green Utah Florida Ohio State Jacksonville For whom integrity was never part of the drill When his bosses get pissed He blames it all on a cyst And leaves someone else to clean up the mess from his spill Edited November 5, 2021 by transient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 There once was a poster named @Gugny who really was quite fugly he blustered and ranted quite mad was he granted but he was fun at a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, Beerball said: There once was a poster named @Gugny who really was quite fugly he blustered and ranted quite mad was he granted but he was fun at a party Tell Mrs. Beerball you want (need) this for Christmas ... https://www.amazon.com/How-Rhyme-Vol-Complete-FUNDAMENTALS-ebook/dp/B0053GTACK 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djp14150 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 The Bills are to play the Jag they thing they have it in the bag The Bills need to show up and not F@#$ it up Hopefully they treat them like an old Rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 15 hours ago, K-9 said: Only if your ear is a … neve mind. Don't forget appendage length and auto... yeeeaaaahhhh, no, that's got "banned" written all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 There once was a coach they called Meyer, Who failed to either win or inspire. So his finger he hid, In a university kid, Then resigned quickly before he was fired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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