Gugny Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was an old man named Urban Whose wife found his grindin' disturbin' His Timmy was glad For the love that they had And I bet they still have weird perversions 2 1 1 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a team named the Bills They were known to have serious skills Their Josh was a stud Their punter a dud But they finally made making the playoffs a thrill 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There is this board called TBD I'd click on each day just to see The ups and the downs And opinions from clowns OMG, but that clown, he is me 2 12 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a coach named McDermott Who got his players all determined He broke the drought He catches punts And his players all trust the process. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyBoy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a man from Nantucket...ummm nevermind. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 The Jags are an NFL team Who's destined for London, it seems. When the Bills come to town Urban Meyer will frown, "Maybe college ball's really my scene." 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a guy from Green Bay, News broke about him yesterday. "I've been immunized" Not quite, we realized, This Sunday he sadly won't play. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a man named Trevor. Whose face is as ugly as ever. He looks like a girl Who would make grown men hurl, But Urban let's him grind on his lever. 1 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a QB named Lawrence whose draft buildup was filled with adorants But the NFL game Made his skillset look tame "It's harder to win here" said Lawrence 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Josh Allen and Josh Allen will meet When Josh Allen and Josh Allen compete Josh Allen smells blood But Josh Allen’s a stud And Josh Allen, Josh Allen will beat 4 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Don’t want any hostages, want volunteers on our teams 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwater10 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Just once before I die, forever I've cried Still saying the same thing so many years later But hey, I am greedy, so I need one now to prove I've lied Cuz I'll need another a year later, just before the ventilator. Look out Trevor, it's time for Poyer and Hyde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Suffering Fan Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, BuffaloBillies said: There is this board called TBD I'd click on each day just to see The ups and the downs And opinions from clowns OMG, but that clown, he is me I wish I could give more than one superbowl trophy thumb for this one...totally awesome. I loved this one too... 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: The Jags are an NFL team Who's destined for London, it seems. When the Bills come to town Urban Meyer will frown, "Maybe college ball's really my scene." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: There once was a QB named Lawrence whose draft buildup was filled with adorants But the NFL game Made his skillset look tame "It's harder to win here" said Lawrence Bonus points for "adorants" as a rhyme! Well played sir. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Captain_Quint said: There once was a man named Trevor. Whose face is as ugly as ever. He looks like a girl Who would make grown men hurl, But Urban let's him grind on his lever. This one gets my vote, so far. Along with being current, and relevant, it contains the right amount of humor, insult, and vulgarity that, while not a strict requirement, is the benchmark of a classic limerick. Well done! Edited November 4, 2021 by Rocky Landing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Here lies the body of a QB named Trevor Looked like a girl but was actually a fella For fifteen years he kept his virginity Not a bad record for Urban's vicinity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a prima donna number twelve Who tried to avoid protocols without a mask though Bills Beez was taken to task neither understands the virus doesnt care so six feet under we gonna delve giving the Chiefs a chance at the fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 FYI: https://www.masterclass.com/articles/poetry-101-what-is-a-limerick-in-poetry-limerick-definition-with-examples#how-is-a-limerick-used-in-poetry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 There once was a town named J'Ville With a stadium they never could fill Incase you're just wonderin' They're moving to London which their fans would pay for the bill 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Have you heard of big Tyler Bass? His balls are made from pure brass. Just one eye is black, His swag doesn’t lack, This Bass sure kicks some…footballs. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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