Gugny Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Joe Six Pack/Joe in Winslow has left the building. The Miami Week Haiku tradition cannot die. I've gotten his blessing to continue it in his stead. Dolphins have no chance Bills will be looking for blood After last week's crap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Buffalo buffa lo buffalo buffalo buffa buffalo 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Tua struggling Flores has a plan for that Too bad Fitz is gone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Hey mods, before I get myself suspended over a haiku, what are the rules regarding profanity censored with asterisks when mocking the Miami Dolphins? Asking for a friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Gugny said: Joe Six Pack/Joe in Winslow has left the building. The Miami Week Haiku tradition cannot die. I've gotten his blessing to continue it in his stead. Dolphins have no chance Bills will be looking for blood After last week's crap It doesn’t rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Week one is a lie Fish cant figure out Allen Tua pick session 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Allen bounces back Tua 's weak arm is exposed Bills dominate Finns 3 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: It doesn’t rhyme. That is not the principle behind Haiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) Tua is a mess Dolphins can't beat Buffalo Josh throws 7 TD's Edited September 15, 2021 by Draconator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 If the Bills can't score And they don't make adjustments Fire Daboll Monday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Free Josh Allen jersey What must I do @Gugny, what car was it again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: Allen bounces back Tua 's weak arm is exposed Bills dominate Finns That is not the principle behind Haiku Yours doesn’t rhyme either. “Haiku” is loosely translated to mean “One who composes words must balance sound and syllables.” Try harder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Buffalo fights for the win Miami is closing the gap Haikus are fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 The poem police Sure to make an appearance Pee on the cornflakes 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Yours doesn’t rhyme either. “Haiku” is loosely translated to mean “One who composes words must balance sound and syllables.” Try harder. "Unlike many other forms of poetry, haiku poems do not need to rhyme. For a challenge, though, some haiku poets will try to rhyme the first and third lines. Exploring the unique form of haiku can be a great way to introduce budding writers to the world of poetry." I dont need to try harder' Edited September 15, 2021 by RoyBatty is alive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 I don’t have the time to make all my haikus rhyme but that’s not a crime 1 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, K-9 said: I don’t have the time to make all my haikus rhyme but that’s not a crime Give it time Someone will chime Personal liberties be mine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Tua gets exposed Allen destroys the dolphins All is right again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: "Unlike many other forms of poetry, haiku poems do not need to rhyme. For a challenge, though, some haiku poets will try to rhyme the first and third lines. Exploring the unique form of haiku can be a great way to introduce budding writers to the world of poetry." I dont need to try harder' Wikipedia is not always accurate. You need to look at the original scrolls from 12 BC. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Suffering Fan Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Firebaugh Fireballer Finishes Funny Fishes Freeing Foolish Fears 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schoolhouserock Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Bills lose to Steelers. Now they try against the Fish. Two losses would hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, Long Suffering Fan said: Firebaugh Fireballer Finishes Funny Fishes Freeing Foolish Fears And the annual alliteration award goes to… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Tua is a lefty Noodle arm - done el dente Groot is hungry 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 21 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Wikipedia is not always accurate. You need to look at the original scrolls from 12 BC. No I will leave it up to you to look at the original scrolls from 12 BC, I would rather waste my time watching football replays but to each his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Bills sucked the wazoo Against Pitt was a loss, Squish the Fish .500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBoots8 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Josh owns the Dolphins 17 touchdowns so far 20 by Sunday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) Coming off a loss Allen gets to face his B word Lets go right the ship! (the censor messed up my syllables ) Edited September 15, 2021 by 34-78-83 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 We're looking down on Wayne's basement but that's not Wayne's basement isn't that weird? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybrew1 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Be the toughest ones. There is a long way to go. Step one; Squish the Fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) Tua Really Sucks Better Bring in Fitzy Quick Oh Crap Can't Do That Bad Opening Week Don't Jump Off Bandwagon Now Tua Still Is Starting Zay Wins Raiders Game What Has NFL Become? When He's Still In League? Edited September 15, 2021 by Irv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Sunday is Funday Bills rout the Tua led Fish I get banned again 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Almighty Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Is it Sunday yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Tua can't throw well Rousseau will break many legs No third line needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 'oh but they're mammals' blahblahblahblahblahblahblah squish the ***** fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 10 hours ago, devldog131 said: Hey mods, before I get myself suspended over a haiku, what are the rules regarding profanity censored with asterisks when mocking the Miami Dolphins? Asking for a friend... Do it. Don't Trust a Mammal Dolphins are marine Mammals ***** that Squish the Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyBillsFan Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Have a great idea Throw some dolphins in a cage Full of hungry sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Tua's arm is weak A noodle flailing about Play Bills D/ST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 F**k you, Miami Right in your stupid a**es You f***ing suck, fish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Dolphins Week Again! Hard fought, very close battle Daboll for the L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 To South Florida! pass pass pass, now 4th and 1 Huh? what's a punter? Miami week now! "Josh, are you ready to run?" Daboll, calling plays Hard Rock Stadium Veritable Smorgasboard Daboll Eats too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 An epic battle Roaming land and swimming seas Beast of east runs free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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