Hapless Bills Fan Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" "Stop playing Gabe! You know I can't reach that!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Ok guys, it was only funny the first two times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanSD Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Bills WR Isaiah McKenzie reaches to retrieve a hand towel during practice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Allllmost got it. someone bring the damn step-stool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbillsfan Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Where's Duke. He can get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiserplayer Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 How to catch a Smurf. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: What kind of crazy Harry Potter #### is this?!?! That towel just bit me!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpsuit Jim Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Isaiah McKenzie, number 19 of The Buffalo Bills, attempting to retrieve a towel from the goalpost crossbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" Its like perfection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 The new terrible towel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 “You’re gonna have to be quicker than that.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I think I can, I think I can, I think I can 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 My wife just before she asks me, “Honey, can you get that can of corn down for me?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thronethinker Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) "Practice technique #5 for Bills Hail Mary D" Edited December 17, 2020 by thronethinker 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Adding Diggs really raised the bar for wide receivers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock'em Sock'em Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: The Bills are auditioning for folks to play on their hail marry team. There is only one job requirement. Edited December 17, 2020 by Rock'em Sock'em 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" DAMMIT JOSH!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Cruiserplayer said: How to catch a Smurf. I didn’t choose the Smurf life, the Smurf life chose me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 "This must be what it was like trying to catch Tyrod Taylor passes." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigotz Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 These might be the least funny captions of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston's #1 Bills Fan Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" "OK, when you're done polishing the goalposts, Josh's car needs another coat of wax!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, BillsFanSD said: Bills WR Isaiah McKenzie reaches to retrieve a hand towel during practice. 41 minutes ago, Jumpsuit Jim said: Isaiah McKenzie, number 19 of The Buffalo Bills, attempting to retrieve a towel from the goalpost crossbar. 5 minutes ago, Rigotz said: These might be the least funny captions of all time. You guys are the Life of the Party, I just know it In case you missed the back story 1) Isaiah earned himself the nickname " 'lil Dirty" for being too worn out to shower before afternoon meetings in training camp (and napping instead) 2) He's apparently a huge trash-talker to his teammates as well as in games and catches endless shade in return, mostly directed at his (lack of) height Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan4 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 didn’t know where else to put this... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 “This is how high you need to jump to knock the ball down during a Hail Mary” 14 minutes ago, BillsFan4 said: didn’t know where else to put this... Love to be able to see them having fun. Wouldn’t be happening if they were 3-10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 wouldn't fool around with this. I remember back in the 80s? or 90s? a Dolphin player was practicing dunking the ball over the crossbar before the game (I was at it) and came down wrong and sprained his ankle. Did not play the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" "*****, why am I always the one that has to clean the ***** goal posts?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 "If you get the towel down, Terry will buy you a new PS5 for Christmas." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judman Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 “McKenzie, why don’t you just use the 10-foot pole in your left hand yo get that towel down?” 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. K Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" I think I can I think I can I think I can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan_34 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" Back to using my sock I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 If you can catch a towel, you can catch a football! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted December 19, 2020 Author Share Posted December 19, 2020 On 12/17/2020 at 6:37 PM, judman said: “McKenzie, why don’t you just use the 10-foot pole in your left hand yo get that towel down?” Well....there is this....he should bring the extensible arm on his head to practice next time 😁 https://www.zoombuffalo.com/gadget/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 On 12/17/2020 at 12:55 PM, Hapless Bills Fan said: "Now how can I stop being dirty when you put up the towel bar so high?" I think I can reach that .. ooo.. ooo ..ooo awe screw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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