Thunderstruck Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 (edited) https://theathletic.com/1205494/2019/09/12/how-do-you-avoid-the-swamp-ass-tom-brady-does-it-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/ Sorry- I do not have a paid subscription, so the article is cut off. Edited September 13, 2019 by Thunderstruck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-BillzeBubba Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 not sorry I cant crack that link open 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Ah, bull$#!+...We all know Tom Brady loves mucking around in that swamp. His favorite move is "draining the swamp"? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Summary of the article: Tommy is grossed out by putting his hands under the center's sweaty a$$, so, he makes his center put a towel down his pants. Then Tommy takes the towel home and puts it with the rest of his a$$ sweat towel collection in his secret room in the basement... Edit: That last part might not have actually been in the article. 12 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 I find it interesting that the guy doesn't even clean himself up. Brady must insist on doing it himself. I guess if you want something done right... 1 minute ago, billsfan1959 said: Summary of the article: Tommy is grossed out by putting his hands under the center's sweaty a$$, so, he makes his center put a towel down his pants. Then Tommy takes the towel home and puts it with the rest of his a$$ sweat towel collection in his secret room in the basement... Edit: That last part might not have actually been in the article. But I believe it might be inferred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: Hey, save the good Brady memes for Week 4, lol! LAMP: Return of the NE memes coming soon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 That's why he doesn't like women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocemur Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 The Pats have won 7 and lost 10 games Brady started in Miami. I wish that was his record here. If there ever was a trap game, where a bunch of plucky, high school JV players beat the World Champs, I hope this is it. Or at least a mass bedbug outbreak traced back to Their skeevy owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassgixxer05 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 (edited) I herd Darnold is off this week. Can somone get him to fly to miami? Maybe they make out and Tommy boy gets mono.... Edited September 13, 2019 by badassgixxer05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideNine Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 (edited) What? No one has ever heard of a guy wearing a "Manpon" to stay dry? Edited September 13, 2019 by WideNine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 (edited) A frustrated Gisele sighed, "I know." Edited September 13, 2019 by WhoTom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 hour ago, billsfan1959 said: Summary of the article: Tommy is grossed out by putting his hands under the center's sweaty a$$, so, he makes his center put a towel down his pants. Then Tommy takes the towel home and puts it with the rest of his a$$ sweat towel collection in his secret room in the basement... Edit: That last part might not have actually been in the article. Damn editors always cut out the good parts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Thunderstruck said: https://theathletic.com/1205494/2019/09/12/how-do-you-avoid-the-swamp-ass-tom-brady-does-it-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/ Sorry- I do not have a paid subscription, so the article is cut off. TL;DR Centers sweat Sweat gets ball wet Brady no likey wet balls He put up with it from his first center: "Woody knew his quarterback wasn’t overly enthusiastic about placing his hands into the catch basin where all the sweat dripping down his 330-pound body gathered. He just didn’t know what to do about it. A little talcum powder isn’t going to make a difference when things get moving during a game. So, since nothing was said, he let nature run its course and laughed in later years when he saw a towel hanging out of the back of his successors’ pants. “What can you do? I mean, you’re playing in Miami when it’s 90 degrees and the humidity is 100 percent,” Woody said. “As a center, I’m like, hell, my job is hard enough. I got to snap the ball. I’ve got a 300-plus-pound man on top of me. You’re just going to have to deal with the swamp ass.” But no longer: "Brady called (his center) over one day, thrust a towel down the back of his pants and never stopped. The solution isn’t perfect. Sometimes, during hot days, the towel needs to be rotated a few times, but, for the most part, it has solved Brady’s issues. “There was a ritual where he would put the towel in. It’s up to him,” Koppen said. “So, he put the towel in the centers before the game and made sure (it was in place). You know, I mean, I’m sure putting your hands back there, I don’t think you want to go into a sweaty vat.” Every center who has come through here after Koppen has worn a towel in the back of his pants." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 When will the NFL fine them for a uniform violation? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: “There was a ritual where he would put the towel in. It’s up to him,” Koppen said. “So, he put the towel in the centers before the game and made sure (it was in place)." I find this to be a little weird. I was able to dismiss the long kiss with his son; but this is ***** weird. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
416BillsFan Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Try as I might, I can't rip the guy for not liking 300lb wet swamp. Take the W Brady. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 51 minutes ago, WideNine said: What? No one has ever heard of a guy wearing a "Manpon" to stay dry? I wonder if T*m Br*dy will get an endorsement deal for those like he did with Tucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 From deflated balls to sweaty balls. Suck it up, buttercup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETTOTHE50 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I find this to be a little weird. I was able to dismiss the long kiss with his son; but this is ***** weird. hes always been a *****in weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Tommy "eeeew" Brady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayoffsPlease Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 3 hours ago, billsfan1959 said: Summary of the article: Tommy is grossed out by putting his hands under the center's sweaty a$$, so, he makes his center put a towel down his pants. Then Tommy takes the towel home and puts it with the rest of his a$$ sweat towel collection in his secret room in the basement... Edit: That last part might not have actually been in the article. takes a pretty twisted mind to think that up. just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I thought this was going to be another thread about his son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Has to be the best thread name ever LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Noone can resist my Schweddy balls 2 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: TL;DR Centers sweat Sweat gets ball wet Brady no likey wet balls He put up with it from his first center: "Woody knew his quarterback wasn’t overly enthusiastic about placing his hands into the catch basin where all the sweat dripping down his 330-pound body gathered. He just didn’t know what to do about it. A little talcum powder isn’t going to make a difference when things get moving during a game. So, since nothing was said, he let nature run its course and laughed in later years when he saw a towel hanging out of the back of his successors’ pants. “What can you do? I mean, you’re playing in Miami when it’s 90 degrees and the humidity is 100 percent,” Woody said. “As a center, I’m like, hell, my job is hard enough. I got to snap the ball. I’ve got a 300-plus-pound man on top of me. You’re just going to have to deal with the swamp ass.” But no longer: "Brady called (his center) over one day, thrust a towel down the back of his pants and never stopped. The solution isn’t perfect. Sometimes, during hot days, the towel needs to be rotated a few times, but, for the most part, it has solved Brady’s issues. “There was a ritual where he would put the towel in. It’s up to him,” Koppen said. “So, he put the towel in the centers before the game and made sure (it was in place). You know, I mean, I’m sure putting your hands back there, I don’t think you want to go into a sweaty vat.” Every center who has come through here after Koppen has worn a towel in the back of his pants." Thanks for digging up all the--- "Juicy" details, Hap. Still trying to figure out why it is now a ritual that Brady shoves it in there himself. There must be some logical explanation here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Thunderstruck said: https://theathletic.com/1205494/2019/09/12/how-do-you-avoid-the-swamp-ass-tom-brady-does-it-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/ Sorry- I do not have a paid subscription, so the article is cut off. Does this mean you are in a different camp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: That's why he doesn't like women. ...Giselle does NOT approve of this message........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Why does Tom have to put the towel in, couldnt the center do that himself?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: TL;DR Centers sweat Sweat gets ball wet Brady no likey wet balls He put up with it from his first center: "Woody knew his quarterback wasn’t overly enthusiastic about placing his hands into the catch basin where all the sweat dripping down his 330-pound body gathered. He just didn’t know what to do about it. A little talcum powder isn’t going to make a difference when things get moving during a game. So, since nothing was said, he let nature run its course and laughed in later years when he saw a towel hanging out of the back of his successors’ pants. “What can you do? I mean, you’re playing in Miami when it’s 90 degrees and the humidity is 100 percent,” Woody said. “As a center, I’m like, hell, my job is hard enough. I got to snap the ball. I’ve got a 300-plus-pound man on top of me. You’re just going to have to deal with the swamp ass.” But no longer: "Brady called (his center) over one day, thrust a towel down the back of his pants and never stopped. The solution isn’t perfect. Sometimes, during hot days, the towel needs to be rotated a few times, but, for the most part, it has solved Brady’s issues. “There was a ritual where he would put the towel in. It’s up to him,” Koppen said. “So, he put the towel in the centers before the game and made sure (it was in place). You know, I mean, I’m sure putting your hands back there, I don’t think you want to go into a sweaty vat.” Every center who has come through here after Koppen has worn a towel in the back of his pants." First of all, this is sexual abuse in the workplace at it's finest.... no wonder he doesn't mind AB sleeping on his couch. Secondly, Brady is gay as !@#!$..... He was definitely warming up so he could have an excuse to go down the front of teammates pants... Third of all, this is Brady just trying to find another way to cheat, he should now have to forfeit all Rings/Records/Victories since he first stuffed his hand down his center's pants. 2 hours ago, Bray Wyatt said: Why does Tom have to put the towel in, couldnt the center do that himself?? See my post... Also is this a serious question? We all know damn well why? 4 hours ago, Thunderstruck said: Noone can resist my Schweddy balls Thanks for digging up all the--- "Juicy" details, Hap. Still trying to figure out why it is now a ritual that Brady shoves it in there himself. There must be some logical explanation here... Oh, there is... Brady loves stuffing his hands down mens pants and now he's fully exposed! Edited September 13, 2019 by Sherlock Holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giuseppe Tognarelli Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 very strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgrochester55 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) Maybe this has something to do with why Bodine was cut so quickly. Edited September 14, 2019 by dgrochester55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinxedBill Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 This is actually smart in theory because it keeps the ball dryer. Still sounds silly tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Bet Giselle never says that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) 23 hours ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: I’ve been saying it for years, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Brady pulled a “Caitlyn Jenner” after he retires...imo the writings’ on the wall with this cat...? Edited September 14, 2019 by JaCrispy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 23 hours ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: As an admitted sitter (at home) I have a question to ask of you men who believe this is a "sissy" practice -- do you enjoy peeing all over your bathroom in your house? If you say you "don't miss" or there's never anything to clean up you're lying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) 25 minutes ago, eball said: As an admitted sitter (at home) I have a question to ask of you men who believe this is a "sissy" practice -- do you enjoy peeing all over your bathroom in your house? If you say you "don't miss" or there's never anything to clean up you're lying. nothing wrong with a miss now and then, that's what cleaning products are for. with that said, if you're a man and you're sitting to piss. well, you're a sissy according to this. The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee unless you're ill of course. I understand some with prostate or other heath issues have no choice. I have yet to get to that point, hope I really never do but none the less that very well could be an exception. Edited September 14, 2019 by DaBillsFanSince1973 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 LOL. First time I heard the term "swamp ass" was from my coworker complaining about the smelly passengers on the flight from Kwajelein to Honolulu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 At least now I know without a doubt that Brady uses a dental dam when he goes down there with Jizzel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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