aceman_16 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 He has fallen from grace for that cheap shot on Tre. It is sorta sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandemonium Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 34 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Thanks. Remember this as a lesson. It's a common occurrence. Criminals will search the obituaries looking for an elderly couple where one of the spouses die. The obit usually says when the calling hours and funeral are. They drive by during the calling hours, and if no one is there, they plan their break in. Having learned this the hard way, I now tell all my clients to keep a friend at the house during calling hours and funeral (preferably with a handgun). Have that friend keep the lights off and just sit. We had a family friend (police officer) do that for the second night of calling hours. That is terrible what happened to your grandmother and I agree that leaving someone at the house and even having that person be armed is a good idea, but why wouldn't it be better to make it as obvious as possible someone is there by doing something like having lights and the tv on and walking around with the shades open? Seems to me that doing that would prevent the burglar from making a move on the house to begin with, rather than luring them into a potential armed conflict in the dark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleTheWagons99 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I wonder if his cheap shot glasses were stolen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Gronk would be devastated if they got his stash of 'roids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Boyst62 said: !@#$ him. Wish they smeared the walls with poo and left all the toilet seats up. My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 To bad they didn't switch out his HGH bottles with Estrogen!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 no security system from what it appears. Totally odd. Next up: Gronk doing an ad for "Simply Safe", ADT, or Guardian! 1 hour ago, westside said: To bad they didn't switch out his HGH bottles with Estrogen!? you want him to turn into Tom Brady ! 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Thanks. Remember this as a lesson. It's a common occurrence. Criminals will search the obituaries looking for an elderly couple where one of the spouses die. The obit usually says when the calling hours and funeral are. They drive by during the calling hours, and if no one is there, they plan their break in. Having learned this the hard way, I now tell all my clients to keep a friend at the house during calling hours and funeral (preferably with a handgun). Have that friend keep the lights off and just sit. We had a family friend (police officer) do that for the second night of calling hours. yeah, this is standard advice on how criminals operate. You would think that the Pats*** would recommend to all its players that they get security systems and/or have someone at their house during ALL away games. Also, very sorry to hear about your Grandmother. I hope they caught those mf'ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 3 hours ago, BadLandsMeanie said: The poor guy. Super bowl loss. House broken into. He has a lot of pressures and frustrations. You can't really blame him for trying to paralyze Tre White. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, RyanC883 said: no security system from what it appears. Totally odd. Doing something stupid like not having a security system installed on your expensive house and when you're a celeb? Yeah, totally not odd for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 3 hours ago, simool said: I hope they made sure to urinate on his couch. Take a crap in his coffee pot. Spray paint his cat. Microwave utensils. Dump a bucket of pig blood in the middle of his bed. Break the shut off floats off his toilets. Use a rubber mallet to pound a bag of russets up the tailpipe of his beloved vehicle. Too far? Upon consideration, not far enough. All that stuff would be found instantly and cleaned up by ServiceMaster within a few hours. Remember Jack Lemmon and the fish hidden in his car from "Grumpy Old Men", or the various stories of the shrimps hidden in the hollow curtain rods? Now, That. "Yes, I am still salty about his dirty hit assault with a deadly weapon on Tre White. Why do you ask?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 3 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: "... his assistant will help him file an insurance claim. " Assistant: "OK Gronk, claim form filled out. Just sign you name." Gronk: "What's my name?" Assistant:"R-O-B G-R-O-N-K-O-W-S-K-I" Gronk: "How do you make an 'R'?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 This is his sign to leave Boston and come back home. 3 hours ago, judman said: I hear that all of the HGH is missing! He better take more with all the injuries he had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: ...Gronk does have the means to pay for a top-flight security system 3 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: ...but when Gronk had the ability to install state of the art security 23 minutes ago, RyanC883 said: no security system from what it appears. Totally odd. 12 minutes ago, Doc said: Doing something stupid like not having a security system installed... Didn't work out so well for the last Patriots***** gun-toting TE though. 3 hours ago, simool said: I hope they made sure to urinate on his couch. Take a crap in his coffee pot. Spray paint his cat. Microwave utensils. Dump a bucket of pig blood in the middle of his bed. Break the shut off floats off his toilets. Use a rubber mallet to pound a bag of russets up the tailpipe of his beloved vehicle. Too far? 3 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I object to spray painting the cat. No reason to torture an innocent animal. Just get into his AV system and replace PX90 Insanity with Richard Simmons. 3 hours ago, simool said: Yeah that was too far. Rolled off the finger tips. What if you used hypo-allergenic, pet friendly face paint and you limited it to painting an Eagles helmet on his cat's head? Would that be acceptable? Edited February 6, 2018 by transient 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Tre Whites aforementioned "hood" finally got its revenge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 As much as I despise the man on game day this was a rather dick move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Dear Gronk You have this thing called a bank account. Use it to install a security system. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Boyst62 said: !@#$ him. Wish they smeared the walls with poo and left all the toilet seats up. I like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wsam4031 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 "I understand why he wouldn't want a security system, Mine screwed me in court" -Aaron Hernandez 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Anytime someone's house is broken into it's a terrible thing. Except when that guy's a complete piece of **** and a multi-millionaire to boot. Then it's just kind of funny. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Direhard Fan Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Ma has tough gun laws. How did he get past the mental health questions without lying? That is a big time crime. Hope the cops look into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, transient said: Didn't work out so well for the last Patriots***** gun-toting TE though. 1 hour ago, transient said: What if you used hypo-allergenic, pet friendly face paint and you limited it to painting an Eagles helmet on his cat's head? Would that be acceptable? That. Would. Be. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Crime is always horrible. Gronk does have the means to pay for a top-flight security system or even a PA to stay in his property while he's gone. I have more sympathy for crime victims who don't have those choices than for Gronk, who does, but who may not have chosen to spend the $$. Now if it proves to be an "inside job" by someone Gronk trusted and gave access to, that's sad for him. Now now, maybe they did. And if they did, I hope they used Bird poo, as the most appropriate. Gronks parents hold on to his money, maybe a security system was just to much hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 40 minutes ago, Rob's House said: Anytime someone's house is broken into it's a terrible thing. Except when that guy's a complete piece of **** and a multi-millionaire to boot. Then it's just kind of funny. It is a terrible thing. Yet a lot of people have security systems and we're not millionaires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafter Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I hope they didn't take his rug. He had a rough night and he hates the f'n Eagles, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, rafter said: I hope they didn't take his rug. Yeah - that rug really tied the room together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 All kidding aside, I think if you spent 10 minutes quietly chatting with Rob Gronkowski in a focused, one-on-one manner about anything...you would conclude he is possibly the dumbest adult you have ever talked to. Ever. Not joking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Boyst62 said: !@#$ him. Wish they smeared the walls with poo and left all the toilet seats up. Even better, fix the chain in the tank so the flapper does not make a complete seal, so his water constantly runs. Just wait till he gets the next water bill!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, rafter said: I hope they didn't take his rug. He had a rough night and he hates the f'n Eagles, man. ? let me in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: ? let me in? I too had difficulty understanding that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 hours ago, BadLandsMeanie said: The poor guy. Super bowl loss. House broken into. He has a lot of pressures and frustrations. You can't really blame him for trying to paralyze Tre White. Winner winner chicken dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Criminals who feel entitled will prey on others...but when Gronk had the ability to install state of the art security, hire guards, house sitters, etc., he won't be out too much.... his assistant will help him file an insurance claim. He probably "lost" a lot of stuff he did not want any more and will get full price on items from insurance claim and have the money to spend again. No wonder he has not spent any of his game money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: ? let me in? The Big Lebowski. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Hoping they left him something special in his bed... 7 hours ago, CLTbills said: hopefully leaving an upper-decker in Gronk's master bathroom. And in all other bathrooms. And in the toaster. And in the oven. And in the microwave. And in the TV cabinet. *takes an indian food break* And in the dresser And in the kitchen cabinet And in the mailbox And in the desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I hope they left corn in his toothbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Wsam4031 said: "I understand why he wouldn't want a security system, Mine screwed me in court" -Aaron Hernandez OMG now that's funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC81 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Crime is always horrible. Gronk does have the means to pay for a top-flight security system or even a PA to stay in his property while he's gone. I have more sympathy for crime victims who don't have those choices than for Gronk, who does, but who may not have chosen to spend the $$. Now if it proves to be an "inside job" by someone Gronk trusted and gave access to, that's sad for him. Now now, maybe they did. And if they did, I hope they used Bird poo, as the most appropriate. Wasn't it Gronk who said last year that he hadn't spent any of the salary he's received from the Pats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Boyst62 said: !@#$ him. Wish they smeared the walls with poo .... http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103522/poop-swatches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 He probably did it himself and forgot. He's the quintessential shiza-fer-brains so it's possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 The police report says that Gronkowski’s room wasn’t broken into. His two room mates were the ones who had stuff stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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