Just Jack Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 For those that always seem to not get what this thread is for, what did YOU do differently that affected the outcome of the game against the Dolphins? I'll start... I mowed the lawn in the morning. Typically, I either do it Saturday, or during the game if the Bills are playing poorly, but I had to get it done before the rain came, so I did it in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I wore a Josh Allen Jersey and watched the game from home. I wore the same jersey during each playoff loss. I think it may need to be exorcised 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 @Gugny didn’t wash his Josh Allen jersey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I shaved and watched the game while lying on the floor instead of my usual spot on my recliner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessYaDigg Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I watched the game at 1 on Sunday. It should've been a primetime game, where they excel. 2 minutes ago, Virgil said: I wore a Josh Allen Jersey and watched the game from home. I wore the same jersey during each playoff loss. I think it may need to be exorcised Last year, I wore my Andre Reed jersey during every loss during the season. Needless to say, I haven't wore it since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
947 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I didn't watch the game... Was on the road at my son's baseball tournament, and thought I'd be able to get one of the streaming sites to work on my phone. I thought wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnycage46 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Because my 3 year old wouldn't stop chatting me up during the game and I couldn't focus my energy on producing the win for us! 1 minute ago, 947 said: I didn't watch the game... Was on the road at my son's baseball tournament, and thought I'd be able to get one of the streaming sites to work on my phone. I thought wrong. My brother was also travelling (newly married so he is doing "married stuff" on weekends....I blame him. I'll never let this go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2catch Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I wore my cheap China custom knock off black jersey my wife got me last Christmas. First game I ever wore it. Last game I’ll ever wear it. Why is she so cheap 😭😭😭😭 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Old blue mesh snapback Bills hat. Switched to the Salute to Service cap I wore weeks 1&2 at the half, but the damage was done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 My wife didn't want pizza from Little Caesar's, like we did the first two weeks. I told her she'll get pizza next week and LIKE IT!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I inexplicably took my Allen jersey off at halftime. No idea why too. Sorry, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeDrip Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I didn’t wear my Zubaz Bills Mafia hoodie like I did for weeks 1 and 2. My bad guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 My wife usually never watches entire Sunday afternoon game with me. …..she did yesterday, which meant having the sound on, which I abhor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnycage46 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 minute ago, I am the egg man said: My wife usually never watches entire Sunday afternoon game with me. …..she did yesterday, which meant having the sound on, which I abhor. Her sound on or the TV's? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I picked up the baby pre-snap of our first TD Wife took the baby to feed at the Fins first TD I got the baby back at our defensive hold a while later. Baby went back 1 play before the 3rd down completion to set up the Fins score. Get baby back on Fins last series. But it was too late to overcome for baby luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What a Tuel Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I missed the 1st half of the quarter bc of Paramount+ screw up. I blame this on why Allen fumbled in dolphins territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I wore the same nasty sweat stained red Bills hat and Kyle Williams jersey I always do, and karma was giving me a not so subtle hint that it’s time to wash those bad boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haslett_Stomp Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I watched the game at the usual establishment but sat at the bar rather than the high-top where I usually sit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I was off all week on all my takes. Every prediction for injury was wrong. Every.Single.One After the "hopener" I said to my GF, "I don't like any bets across the league next week, let alone the Bills". I bet the over and the money line a few days later. Almost look KC -5.5, thankfully didn't. I was off all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Johnnycage46 said: Her sound on or the TV's? Both, and with lots of questions and numerous rewind requests to boot. 🫡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnycage46 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 11 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: Both, and with lots of questions and numerous rewind requests to boot. 🫡 That was me with my 3 year old (my wife hates football...or rather hates what it does to me lol). He at one point said "daddy I don't like your team...change the channel". So I guess he is a huge reason we lost as well! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipkid Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Oh my and thanks for posting! I just realized that I didn’t wear my early-1990s “game-day” Bills cap and absentmindedly and inexcusably wore my “weekday” cap. I’m so sorry. That will never happen again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) This one was on me. Went to a concert on Friday with some friends and we each got $15 in free slot bets at the casino. I’ve lived here 10+ years and have never been so we went. I was the only one who won a few bucks - $51 - and I didn’t want to keep playing so I wandered over to the sports betting spot with my buddy. It was free money so I put in a parlay bet with the “free” $50 I won. It was mostly on the Bills, including some prop bets, and they did not come through as 3 of the 4 did not hit. Win by 5.5, over 53.5, TD by Diggs all missed. Just got the Allen TD (which was a gimme). So it was my bad for billeving. I’ll try to be more pessimistic in the future. Edited September 26, 2022 by BarleyNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billever76 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I had covid all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Johnnycage46 said: That was me with my 3 year old (my wife hates football...or rather hates what it does to me lol). He at one point said "daddy I don't like your team...change the channel". So I guess he is a huge reason we lost as well! So sorry you're going to have to disown your kid now. Are you going to pawn him off the relatives, or just dump him on a street corner with $20 and a bag of clothes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnycage46 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Just Jack said: So sorry you're going to have to disown your kid now. Are you going to pawn him off the relatives, or just dump him on a street corner with $20 and a bag of clothes? I honestly haven't decided yet. I mean, at the end of the day, it has to happen, for the overall good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAinLack. Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 On 9/25/2022 at 5:58 AM, Chandler#81 said: I let my wife take my Bills jersey down to Orlando so she could where it in a Bills backer bar with some friends she was visiting. Never again!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyBills Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) It's more what Joshua Allen did. He is the Dolphins daddy after all. Apparently The Dolphins organization feel like he started having an affair with the Patriots and karma came back on him for in fact being a father of 2 and being unfaithful to Miami - allegedly Edited September 26, 2022 by JerseyBills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 the Bills at some point supremely pissed off the NFL scheduling gods and mother nature by dialing in 2 uber hot games in a row on the road mother nature why just why...............what did we do to deserve such harsh treatment? Karma for.....??? smh 😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, JerseyBills said: It's more what Joshua Allen did. He is the Dolphins daddy after all. Apparently The Dolphins organization feel like he started having an affair with the Patriots and karma came back on him for in fact being a father of 2 and being unfaithful to Miami - allegedly That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Because we all know it was you! 5 minutes ago, muppy said: the Bills at some point supremely pissed off the NFL scheduling gods and mother nature by dialing in 2 uber hot games in a row on the road mother nature why just why...............what did we do to deserve such harsh treatment? Karma for.....??? smh 😖 That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Because we all know it was you! Edited September 26, 2022 by Just Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I blame Howard Simon from WGR for picking them to go 17-0 last week on pick the Bills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloMatt Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Sad to say it. . . I was confident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: I blame Howard Simon from WGR for picking them to go 17-0 last week on pick the Bills That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Because we all know it was you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TampaBillsJunkie Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 because they were fried like eggs and I had eggs for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyQuil Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I didn’t wear my Bills scrub cap on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) A couple of former coworkers and I were texting during the game. Dex started, Frank was notably silent. As soon as Frank (a real die hard Bills fan) got into the act when his phone recharged, it was 'Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea' for da Bills. Guddam Frank. As for me, I should have ignored Dex's initial text msg. 🤨 Edited September 26, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 16 minutes ago, BuffaloMatt said: Sad to say it. . . I was confident. Rookie mistake. Everyone else is off the hook. This loss is entirely on YOU! Don’t do it again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloMatt Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Just now, Augie said: Rookie mistake. Everyone else is off the hook. This loss is entirely on YOU! Don’t do it again. I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I watched the game at my parents house who had taken the kids overnight for the wife and mine anniversary. I told them in the 3rd Q if they lose I am never watching the game at their house again. My mom said she figured that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Man Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Didn't watch the game at home so did not light the Josh Allen prayer candle 3 minutes before kick-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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