As long as we're airing our penalty grievances, the following scenario bothers me way more than it should:
Offense has a third and four at the opponent's six yard line.
Defense called for Offside.
They mark the ball half the distance to the goal line, which I get, but it's now third and one at the three. It should be first and goal at the three with the penalty making up the yards toward the first down, like anywhere else on the field.
I'll put this on the agenda for the next owner's meeting. You're welcome.