SoMAn Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 16 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Last year's champs: handled. AFC top seed: ditto. Stampede continues. Teachers always say, "Someday you'll need to know this." Today is that day. FWIW - there was an awful lot of stuff that the bored of education came up with to waste 12 years of public school. Most of the important things were covered the first years. After that, 75% minutia. College was closer to 90% minutia. This about sums it up: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) Tua looked good once Josh Allen is just diff-rent Time to squish the fish Tyrek Hill is fast Tua won't have time to throw Sushi on Sunday Edited September 20, 2022 by buffaloboyinATL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Miami Haiku's I love this week very much Let's go Buffalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Weren’t they trying To acquire Tom Brady Like a month ago? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skibum Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) Hill, Waddle go deep.. Tua can't get them the ball... Running for his life. Edited September 20, 2022 by skibum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 6 hours ago, delirious said: Cold and ominous, Snowfall and darkness descends, Bills by a hundred I can just hear the great John Fazenza saying those words. That was the first thing that came to mind when I read this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Stephen Ross tampers With that QB from Tampa Tua will scamper 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Hellcamino said: Dolphins are mammals. We know this to be the truth. Don't care, Squish the fish. Winner so far Fish are Flying High Bison Stampede through Miami Squish those Flyin' Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Buffalo kicks butt Tua cries himself to sleep On to the Ravens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Allen owns the fish If Charles Clay had caught it He'd be 8 and 0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpsuit Jim Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Something amazing Is happening with The Bills As Von said: Don’t Blink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 4 hours ago, stevewin said: Josh Allen Josh Josh Josh Allen Josh Allen Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh I think this has been said before 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 2 hours ago, T master said: Miami is played good up to this point but i'm not real sure how good the defenses have been that he has went up against & all though they should be confident i think some could be a false sense of confidence . We all know how good Hill is & the Bills will need to have a really good plan for him they need not let him run free & Jam him every chance they get because if they don't he could hurt us as he did in KC but i hope with the new talent & Frazier's years of experience & recent burns that are still healing because of their guy he will come up with a really good plan to neutralize him !! SQUISH THE FISH THE EAST IS THE BILLS DOMAIN TO RULE !! Haiku has its rules 5-7-5 is the way Report this poster! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delirious Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 5 hours ago, ExWNYer said: Say what? (2 syllables) Excuse me, I'm still hungover from yesterday's win (I didn't drink) 😂😂😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I am told the Fins Have closed the gap in the East Every single year. Then Josh goes down there And makes them all look stupid He's dropping fifty. Tagovailoa Blind squirrel finds an acorn Back to the real world This is the best week Haikus and dolphin hunting Squish the effing fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I couldn't think Of anything So I choked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, HOUSE said: I couldn't think Of anything So I choked House, question for you Did you forget your wallet? Go-Fund-Me to help 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Tagovailoa I don't see any N, but lots of syllables 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Dolphins fans can mourn Snowflake's stampeded carcass All Tua of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Say no to haiku And let limericks shine thru Poetic freedom Phin fans in Florida keep boasting About buffalo meat they’ll be roasting But the quarterback named Tua Will again look like dog doo-a As Allen and company will keep coasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeKayAdams Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 8 hours ago, Dan Darragh said: Tua plays afraid He remembers quite well the Epenesa hit Way to go, Dan D! A poor AFL QB… But a star poet! 1968 Was not a good year for you. Just being honest. But a new life now! Redemption through poetry On “Squish the Fish” week. 3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said: I think this has been said before Duly noted, Dan. But where’s your own haiku form? Above the law now?? Respect poetry. Syllable integrity. Exactly three lines. Step up your game, please. Less downloading porn at work. More online haikus. 3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said: Haiku has its rules 5-7-5 is the way Report this poster! Filing a report… No creativity there. What the f*ck was that?! He made some good points. Though a bit too long-winded. Plus, his grammar sucks. Poetry and laws. Hand in hand the two must go. SUSPEND HIS ACCOUNT. 31 minutes ago, Dan Darragh said: Tagovailoa I don't see any N, but lots of syllables I hate Tua T! Not just because of his team. It is his surname. Too many letters. Ugh. The pronunciation… Also the spelling… And throws worse than me! And not as cute as our Josh! Crappy and ugly… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Hot humid stadium Josh will be cool collected Burn it all down now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red King Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Bills going fishing, Fire up the meat grinder. Who wants fish filets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 He's a nice guy that Tua tagovailoa But Tyreek beats kids 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Hook, line and sinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDHillFan Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Buffalo smokes fish Zero complaints to be made ScottLaw has no fun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassgixxer05 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 7 hours ago, SoMAn said: I remember something about Haiku's in middle school English class. I didn't understand why we were wasting our time with something so uninteresting. I still can't figure out what makes a Haiku appealing to anyone or in any way worthwhile. They seem REALLY stupid. Change my mind. Yeah, I was bored out of my mind in English class. Reading and writing did not interest me one bit. I do love me some humor though. Some of these are quite hilarious. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, SoMAn said: This is so betarded Stick to Sumo Wrestling Japan This is for football I concede I'm probably not intellectual enough to understand Haiku's or Yoko Ono. SoMAn-san Hates This Dislikes The Posts With Haiku Drink Some Saki Shots Edited September 20, 2022 by Irv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) Fins Overrated Tua Has A Rubber Arm Bills Drop Sixty-Two Edited September 21, 2022 by Irv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 6 hours ago, T master said: Miami is played good up to this point but i'm not real sure how good the defenses have been that he has went up against & all though they should be confident i think some could be a false sense of confidence . We all know how good Hill is & the Bills will need to have a really good plan for him they need not let him run free & Jam him every chance they get because if they don't he could hurt us as he did in KC but i hope with the new talent & Frazier's years of experience & recent burns that are still healing because of their guy he will come up with a really good plan to neutralize him !! SQUISH THE FISH THE EAST IS THE BILLS DOMAIN TO RULE !! I’m not sure, but I think this is too many syllables for a haiku. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) Acrostic style...yeah, I went rogue. That's how we roll at TSW, Jelly!! Before you even think about Ending Sunday in sadness Ask yourself not to pout Telling yourself "it's madness" My oh my how the lowly have risen In thinking this is their year And seeing their world through a delusional prism Maybe hoisting a trophy in cheer? It will end badly for them, I assure year, please have no fear Go Bills! Edited September 20, 2022 by dollars 2 donuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filthymcnasty08 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 No cheetahs dare tread Nor penguins dare waddle here Stampede of bisons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stads Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Squish The Damn Fishies Their Crowning Will Be Delayed Tua Poops the Bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoMAn Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 47 minutes ago, Irv said: SoMAn-san Hates This Dislikes The Posts With Haiku Drink Some Saki Shots No! I don’t hate the posts at all. I just don’t get it. Whatever it is that has made Haiku’s something that we’re taught in school- the importance of it goes right over my head. Maybe it’s like that stupid Canterbury Tales where we’re supposed to pretend that we’re smart enough to figure out what the hell Chaucer was saying in that Olde English gobbledygook. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stads Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 40 minutes ago, K-9 said: I’m not sure, but I think this is too many syllables for a haiku. 5-7-5 checks out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddyjj Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Owner tampering Give up a number one pick Tua pampering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 There once was a QB from Huh-why-ee Whose wobbly duck went a flutterin' by me In Q4 we decided not to cover But then soon we discovered If you leave Hill and Waddle college open they'll have time to slow down and wait on those sorry ass underthrown balls and then no matter how weak of an arm Tua might have We were on to lamenting "Oh why me" I call this one "Ode to Ravens' busted ass CBs' perspective" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, Stads said: 5-7-5 checks out Huh? I sarcastically responded to a post written in paragraph form that was as far away from 5-7-5 as can be, so I’m not sure what you’re referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stads Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, K-9 said: Huh? I sarcastically responded to a post written in paragraph form that was as far away from 5-7-5 as can be, so I’m not sure what you’re referring to. And I responded sarcastically to your sarcasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Tua’s maneur When you compare him to Josh Bills win Super Bowl 3 hours ago, GoBills808 said: He's a nice guy that Tua tagovailoa But Tyreek beats kids Tua should stop him If he tries that sh*t again Never beat your kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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