Billzfan37 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Had a bit of a daydream about this the other day. Brady finds a new way to cheat (or teaches the Bucs how to). He gets to the Superbowl (again) The Bills get to the dance and play the Buccaneers. Midway through the fourth quarter, as the Bucs sound guys have once again kept Brady's helmet audio on for the entire play, Brady is hit in the lips with a ***** that is more slender than he prefers, but slender enough to get past the face mask. Of course, it was thrown by a Bills fan who had to smuggle the ***** into the stadium by hiding it in his friend's ass (who happen to be a Pats fan - but not until 2001). The Bills come back with no time left on the clock on a laser from Allen to Diggs. I name my son Josh. Could happen. Seriously, wouldn't that be the most Cinderella thing ever? Has there ever been a better redemption in sports history? Maybe the Duke Blue Devils knocking off UNLV back in the day in a game they were HUGE underdogs in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I dont care who we beat, just give me a superbowl win 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgotBILLStopay Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) Dream Scenario. 1. most imp - win superbowl 2. icing - beat brady all that cheating stuff in the op - unnecessary Edited March 24, 2020 by IgotBILLStopay 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I would be pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Billieve Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 But what if we lost? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 What if elephants only liked chocolate ice cream on Thursdays? Would Lake Erie turn red? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Instant O face. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuba guy Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 If you had to dream dream big Hopefully dreams due come true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 It would be entirely sweet for another reason as well the OP missed: Next year's Super Bowl is played in Tampa. Super Bowl 25 was played in Tampa 30 years ago. You'd be slaying the Wide Right demons as well. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 It would be cool to beat Brady. But the SB would be the main thing, obviously. I posted this the other day, but I realized that I don't hate Brady after all. I'm actually kind of rooting for him now. It's everything Patriot/Boston/New England that is intolerable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I feel like you left out a laser pointer being shone in one of our offensive players face but you covered most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I'd be drunk. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I’d be ok with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSHMEAB Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 It would have a cool dynamic to it, but I "love" the Bills more than I "hate" any other team/player. I'd probably be waiting to wake up from the dream if the Bills win a Superbowl. Not THAT interested in the opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIZ Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I would be like “yes”! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Billzfan37 said: Had a bit of a daydream about this the other day. Brady finds a new way to cheat (or teaches the Bucs how to). He gets to the Superbowl (again) The Bills get to the dance and play the Buccaneers. Midway through the fourth quarter, as the Bucs sound guys have once again kept Brady's helmet audio on for the entire play, Brady is hit in the lips with a ***** that is more slender than he prefers, but slender enough to get past the face mask. Of course, it was thrown by a Bills fan who had to smuggle the ***** into the stadium by hiding it in his friend's ass (who happen to be a Pats fan - but not until 2001). The Bills come back with no time left on the clock on a laser from Allen to Diggs. I name my son Josh. Could happen. Seriously, wouldn't that be the most Cinderella thing ever? Has there ever been a better redemption in sports history? Maybe the Duke Blue Devils knocking off UNLV back in the day in a game they were HUGE underdogs in. I also had this wet daydream... Except the game winners are Allen's 99 yard TD run and then after Brady's cheating @$$ comeback tying TD, McCaffrey uncorks a 99 yard TD bomb to Josh Allen off a Philly special as times expires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 What if Brady got injured in the 2nd game and missed most of the season and his backup took them to the SB and won it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Chandler's Hands Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Billzfan37 said: Had a bit of a daydream about this the other day. Brady finds a new way to cheat (or teaches the Bucs how to). He gets to the Superbowl (again) The Bills get to the dance and play the Buccaneers. Midway through the fourth quarter, as the Bucs sound guys have once again kept Brady's helmet audio on for the entire play, Brady is hit in the lips with a ***** that is more slender than he prefers, but slender enough to get past the face mask. Of course, it was thrown by a Bills fan who had to smuggle the ***** into the stadium by hiding it in his friend's ass (who happen to be a Pats fan - but not until 2001). The Bills come back with no time left on the clock on a laser from Allen to Diggs. I name my son Josh. Could happen. Seriously, wouldn't that be the most Cinderella thing ever? Has there ever been a better redemption in sports history? Maybe the Duke Blue Devils knocking off UNLV back in the day in a game they were HUGE underdogs in. Old guy like me, world going to hell in a handbasket...I don't care who we beat as long as I'm around to enjoy it!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) I'd rather beat another team. I don't want Brady in another Superbowl. I'd rather the Bucs go 2-14 and Brady retires, forcing the Bucs to attempt to claw back the rest of his contract. Edited March 25, 2020 by MJS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) Obviously, our current global health predicament and lack of sports in general is dulling all of our abilities and leading to these recent lackluster posts. Edited March 25, 2020 by Wizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, GunnerBill said: I'd be drunk. Just like the OP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Uh, we'll have won the Super Bowl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 In Tampa of all places (XXV). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Wizard said: Obviously, our current global health predicament and lack of sports in general is dulling all of our abilities and leading to these recent lackluster posts. So that is your excuse for your post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 The off-season is long. I cannot bear the idea of NO season! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtimebillsfan Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 9 hours ago, WMDman said: I dont care who we beat, just give me a superbowl win Amen. A Super Bowl win is enough of a sports fantasy for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVilanch Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) I'd rather Brady post career low numbers and forever be known as a system QB and a product of BB. I'd be happy beating the cowboys and exorcising the 90's demons. Edited March 25, 2020 by BruceVilanch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 OP, based upon the tortured narrative, have you been checked for symptoms? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPappy Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 What if my Aunt had a penis? Would she then be my Uncle? I can't stand what ifs! They are the dumbest thing on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Round Bust Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 you would create another post at that time, titles to consider: See I told you screws Look at me, I can randomly predict obscure events in the future Honor me thy new overlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Then we'd be Super Bowl champs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreggTX Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 What if a frog had wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billzfan37 Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 10:10 PM, Buffalophil1948 said: Just like the OP Was actually super baked, not drunk at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Billzfan37 said: Was actually super baked, not drunk at all. Lol nothing better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloHokie13 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 8:16 PM, Another Fan said: It would be entirely sweet for another reason as well the OP missed: Next year's Super Bowl is played in Tampa. Super Bowl 25 was played in Tampa 30 years ago. You'd be slaying the Wide Right demons as well. And Brady would become the first QB to lose a Super Bowl in his team's home stadium, which is kind of like EJ being the first QB to lose an NFL game in 3 different countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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