BREAKING NEWS!!! MSLSD REPORTING...
Parnas told Dems that he was in the Moscow Hotel and was an eyewitness to the Trump Golden Shower Review put on in Trump’s behalf by Vlad the Putin. They even had caviar!
He also swore that a small goat or dog was involved. He can’t be too sure which, because the room was only lit by candlelight and he admitted to having drunk a fifth of Stoli.
Furthermore, he swears that it was there in Moscow that Trump planned to frame Joe Biden with allegations that he can’t carry a tune, is low energy, (white supremacist dog-whistle code for “he’s got a small peepee”) and “without evidence” alleged that Hunter Biden is a money sluice to the Biden family’s coffers.
Film at 11.