Royale with Cheese Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 - A steak that's cooked above medium is unacceptable. Med rare is the best. Medium I can live with. - If the person is more than 10 steps away, you don't have to hold the door for them anymore. If you hold the door for someone farther than 10 steps, it gets to that awkward part where the walker now has to speed up just to get the door. Just go in, I can open the door 5-7 seconds later. - If you're someone who gives me the lower number first when asking for the score...I immediately think you're not a sports guy. What's the score? 17-24. - It was never okay for men to wear pink in public unless it's promoting Breast Cancer awareness. Down here in Georgia around the 2012-2105 range...a lot of guys down here were wearing pink khaki shorts. - Tight shirts when someone doesn't work out or has definition in their body looks odd. - Pineapple never belongs on pizza. I'll come up with more as this thread goes..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Always buy shirts and or pants a size larger if you can’t try them on. Clothes are more comfortable loose than tight 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 - Be on time (and that really means be early). 2 - Don't interrupt unless I'm about to experience some sort of trauma. 3 - Treat people with respect. 4 - Don't use social media to complain. If you have an issue, do the research and get to the right person. You'll get more results that way. 5 - Pick up after yourself. 6 - Eat sensibly and get exercise. 7 - Look at yourself in the mirror before going outside. 8 - Don't be an idiot at a sporting event. 9 - Say please and thank you. 10 - Do more than what is asked. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETTOTHE50 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1) if someone offers you a beer or any alcoholic beverage, you take it without hesitation 2) always offer a drink to your guest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Brush your teeth before you leave the house Use the toilet whenever it’s convenient, you never know how long it will be before you get another chance 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 OP is a numbskull is my one and only pineapple rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Don't drink any beer that ends in light, has the name of or is best served with fruit When it comes to golf, if you ask if you should hit a provisional, you already have your answer It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Most people are idiots. Learn to deal with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 52 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: - If the person is more than 10 steps away, you don't have to hold the door for them anymore. If you hold the door for someone farther than 10 steps, it gets to that awkward part where the walker now has to speed up just to get the door. Just go in, I can open the door 5-7 seconds later. Why are you walking in slow motion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Always keep your finger nails clipped if you have a girlfriend/wife or they will be very hesitant to let you put your hand down below. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Don't get under @BringBackFergy AND ESPECIALLY @Cripple Creek 's skin! Notice, that's a non-working notification... You DON'T want to piss that guy off. Don't prod the bear. Bad things! Bad things Man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Always keep your finger nails clipped if you have a girlfriend/wife or they will be very hesitant to let you put your hand down below. Wow! Little TMI! ??? You're not playing the violin/fiddle at one of @Gugny's summer smoker fests... Easy there Conan... ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Don't get under @BringBackFergy AND ESPECIALLY @Cripple Creek 's skin! Notice, that's a non-working notification... You DON'T want to piss that guy off. Don't prod the bear. Bad things! Bad things Man! This rule comes from a guy that can suck tapioca off a trailer hitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: This rule comes from a guy that can suck tapioca off a trailer hitch You watch it mister! Next time you'll have to take @Cripple Creek fishing. You think it's fun: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 54 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: OP is a numbskull is my one and only pineapple rules You're not winning at life. 36 minutes ago, LBSeeBallLBGetBall said: Why are you walking in slow motion? I very casually walk to doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Do onto others before they can doodoo onto you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: - Pineapple never belongs on pizza. I totally agree with all of your other topics. But a really well-done Hawaiian pizza is a treasure that should be eaten once in awhile. 1 hour ago, BuffaloBud said: 1 - Be on time (and that really means be early). 2 - Don't interrupt unless I'm about to experience some sort of trauma. 3 - Treat people with respect. 4 - Don't use social media to complain. If you have an issue, do the research and get to the right person. You'll get more results that way. 5 - Pick up after yourself. 6 - Eat sensibly and get exercise. 7 - Look at yourself in the mirror before going outside. 8 - Don't be an idiot at a sporting event. 9 - Say please and thank you. 10 - Do more than what is asked. A true gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1) Everyone's an idiot. 2) If you disagree, see rule #1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 You’ve got to be crazy to trust a wolf that pretends to be tame, a horse that seems healthy, a teenager in love, or a ***** who swears she’ll be faithful. - King Lear's Fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: - It was never okay for men to wear pink in public unless it's promoting Breast Cancer awareness. Down here in Georgia around the 2012-2105 range...a lot of guys down here were wearing pink khaki shorts. The color is "salmon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Keep an open mind... but not so open that your head will roll off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1. Make yourself your mission. No woman, child, job, sports team, whatever is your mission. Ever. 2. Don't ***** up. 3. Go home today. 4. Walk with purpose. 5. Approach/flirt with women during the day. 6. Save money from every paycheck. 7. Be generous. 8. Be 6'+ tall. 9. Be attractive. 10. Don't be unattractive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 -Pineapple always belongs on pizza, OP -Always assume other drivers don't see you (goes double for pedestrians and bicyclists) -Get up earlier than you need to, letting your day unfold more slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, DC Tom said: 1) Everyone's an idiot. 2) If you disagree, see rule #1. Does that include you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) 1. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. 2. You cant teach hustle. 3. Work harder than the guy beside you. 4. Be humble. 5. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Edited July 12, 2019 by RaoulDuke79 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 When people want to gamble on the golf course, I immediately inform them I plan to cheat on every hole. I mean, that’s only fair, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 -Never get less than 12 hours sleep -Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city -And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 * Use more than 13 pieces of charcoal to grill steaks. * Don't pick up burning charcoal with your bare hands. * When providing a link to a Live Cam, make damn sure they aren't mechanized versions of animals. * Taste test lots of different types of peanut butter until you find one you like. * "I" before "E" except when spelling Exiled or Illinois. * If you are so drunk that you forget to close the freezer and lose all your food, just admit it and move on. * Turbo is NEVER wrong. * Putting hot sauce on your balls really burns (I haven't tried but heard stories about this). * "Richard Head" is interchangeable with "Idiot". * Water was meant to flow naturally through our nation. Don't F with the natural path of our inland waters. * Josh Allen has been in many cities in the USA. * When posting anything on TBD (whether it's in the Consumer Electronics Forum or the College Football board, always tag @Cripple Creek. He doesn't get a lot of notifications in his in-box, and this makes him feel involved. @Cripple Creek 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coloradobillsfan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said: Do onto others before they can doodoo onto you. this reminds me: don't live by the golden rule because it's bullsh1t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, KD in CA said: -Never get less than 12 hours sleep -Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city -And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body Even if his name is "Cheektowaga"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochesterRob Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, mrags said: Most people are idiots. Learn to deal with them Perhaps the most critical rule in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Reed83HOF said: Does that include you? I'm not everyone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 ....."ALWAYS wear clean underwear in case you have to go to the hospital". Sound familiar?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Have low expectations, it reduces disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Never say "bless you" after someone sneezes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches. If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Never wear shorts to work unless it's part of your work uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: You watch it mister! Next time you'll have to take @Cripple Creek fishing. You think it's fun: I love that photo! Reminds me of Grampy, rest is soul. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: I love that photo! Reminds me of Grampy, rest is soul. RIP. Did he drown ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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