PromoTheRobot Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) I'm calling on #BillsMafia to come up with their most creative Bob Kraft troll job for the Pats@Bills game. Signs, props, costumes, anything you can legally get (or smuggle) into New Era Field. Read some of the comments in Shefter's twitter thread for inspiration. Let's put our minds to this, people!! Edited June 20, 2019 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 just print these out 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I think step one needs to be to find an Asian ***** to walk around all day on a leash and dog collar at the stadium. Then dye your skin orange and the rest falls into place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 No happy ending for the Patriots today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Albany,n.y. said: No happy ending for the Patriots today. That works on a lot of levels! Well done! 20 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: That’s the 5 gallon (U.S.) pail. Can they get a few 55 gallon (U.S.) drums? Conversions for Imperial and metric available on request. Edited June 20, 2019 by Ridgewaycynic2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 33 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: I'm calling on #BillsMafia to come up with their most creative Bob Kraft troll job for the Pats@Bills game. Signs, props, costumes, anything you can legally get (or smuggle) into New Era Field. Read some of the comments in Shefter's twitter thread for inspiration. Let's put our minds to this, people!! ....because a prostitute isn’t really any different than our gold digging GFs and wives? ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) Oh just throw the damn weenie.... Edited June 20, 2019 by HOUSE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Kraft Smackaboney & Tease 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 3 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: just print these out Damn that looks good! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 3 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: I'm calling on #BillsMafia to come up with their most creative Bob Kraft troll job for the Pats@Bills game. Signs, props, costumes, anything you can legally get (or smuggle) into New Era Field. Read some of the comments in Shefter's twitter thread for inspiration. Let's put our minds to this, people!! Do...do you want us to make Jewish jokes? 3 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: just print these out I don't trust any place that just vaguely claims "a percentage of proceeds" will go to charity. Like how the NFL actually makes more in profits off pink gear than they donate to breast cancer research. I've seen the donated percentage be as low as 5% of profits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 There's a lot of low-hanging fruit to be had here... (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 4 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: I'm calling on #BillsMafia to come up with their most creative Bob Kraft troll job for the Pats@Bills game. Signs, props, costumes, anything you can legally get (or smuggle) into New Era Field. Read some of the comments in Shefter's twitter thread for inspiration. Let's put our minds to this, people!! For his efforts for Far-East piece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Doc said: For his efforts for Far-East piece? Some of the comments on that Schefter tweet, while perhaps a little tone-deaf, are pretty funny, albeit obvious puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocemur Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 You think 70,000 folks can learn to do this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, 1ManRaid said: Do...do you want us to make Jewish jokes? I don't trust any place that just vaguely claims "a percentage of proceeds" will go to charity. Like how the NFL actually makes more in profits off pink gear than they donate to breast cancer research. I've seen the donated percentage be as low as 5% of profits. That’s horrible, I thought the NFL would donate at least 50%. Greed is a disgusting thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Illegal Use of Hands 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, 1ManRaid said: Do...do you want us to make Jewish jokes? You're probably good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Rocky Landing said: Damn that looks good! Yes, but it’s the ‘secret sauce’ that worries me...? * Oh, as if the rest of you weren’t thinking that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Whatever fan can hit Brady with the green weenie from the 1st row gets a one day contact for 50,000. And a 3 month pack of TB12 vitamins that they can feed to their dog or sell on EBay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I will defer to house on this one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Can Brady* handoff to Kraft*? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 36 minutes ago, ocemur said: You think 70,000 folks can learn to do this? This would be epically stupid, but hilarious if enough people were doing it so that it would be undeniable what it was, and what it meant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 26 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Yes, but it’s the ‘secret sauce’ that worries me...? * Oh, as if the rest of you weren’t thinking that!!! It's got secret Asian spices that will leave you feeling satisfied when finished but surprisingly paranoid when you leave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Hey Kraft, don't worry, keep your HEAD up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 6 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: just print these out ...ham sammich?...oy vey............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 9 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: just print these out In Chinese a prostitute is called a "Chicken" so this is very appropriate. FYI a male one is called a "Duck". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) Robert Kraft; Me Love You Too Much! Robert Kraft; 78 is the new 69! Robert Kraft; Don't go chasing waterfalls! Robert Kraft; "Supporting Foreign Exchange programs since 2015" Sorry Mr. Kraft, no Happy Ending today.... Edited June 21, 2019 by Inigo Montoya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiserplayer Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 11 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: just print these out Should be pulled pork - smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 7 hours ago, 1ManRaid said: Do...do you want us to make Jewish jokes? I said read the thread comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 My greatest hope is that by the fourth quarter, we will be far enough ahead that we won't mind that one of our receivers gets an 'unsportsmanlike conduct' penalty for a really, really inappropriate end zone dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 8 hours ago, stevewin said: Should be pulled pork - smh agreed, but hey, I went with what I found. and see Limeaids post re chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo03 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) How about playing some Genesis at the game? "She seems to have an invisible touch. She reaches in and grabs a hold of your" shut it off Edited June 21, 2019 by Buffalo03 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: agreed, but hey, I went with what I found. and see Limeaids post re chicken Actually also realized - choking the chicken... ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 18 hours ago, Call_Of_Ktulu said: That’s horrible, I thought the NFL would donate at least 50%. Greed is a disgusting thing. To be fair, at least they're not one of the WORST offenders. NFL makes about $12.50 profit on a $100 sale, with the charity getting closer to $10. Factor in overhead, and about 8 cents on the dollar actually goes to cancer research. The charity has a reasonable 23% loss on overhead on donations, many other nonprofits are much higher. Total contributions averaged to about $31k per team. Better off just getting knockoff pink gear and donating the savings directly to the charity rather than support the NFL's disingenuous charity marketing. They have refused a player's request to wear pink for the full season after his mom died of breast cancer, and fined another player for promoting a "rival" charity on his eye black after his father died of cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damian Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 in 6 (1 in 3 if there is a family history of it) men will get prostate cancer, where are the NFL prostate cancer awareness campaigns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 19 hours ago, Bubba Gump said: Hey Kraft, don't worry, keep your HEAD up Oh please. A man in Kraft's position clearly pays people to hold his head up for him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 23 hours ago, 1ManRaid said: Do...do you want us to make Jewish jokes? I don't trust any place that just vaguely claims "a percentage of proceeds" will go to charity. Like how the NFL actually makes more in profits off pink gear than they donate to breast cancer research. I've seen the donated percentage be as low as 5% of profits. A good enough accountant, especially if it is unaudited can make the "profits" in a situation like that pretty much disappear..layer in tons of unallocated overhead on it. Now if it is 5% of revenue, that is a lot more problematic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando Tim Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 hours ago, 1ManRaid said: To be fair, at least they're not one of the WORST offenders. NFL makes about $12.50 profit on a $100 sale, with the charity getting closer to $10. Factor in overhead, and about 8 cents on the dollar actually goes to cancer research. The charity has a reasonable 23% loss on overhead on donations, many other nonprofits are much higher. Total contributions averaged to about $31k per team. Better off just getting knockoff pink gear and donating the savings directly to the charity rather than support the NFL's disingenuous charity marketing. They have refused a player's request to wear pink for the full season after his mom died of breast cancer, and fined another player for promoting a "rival" charity on his eye black after his father died of cancer. I have basically limited my donations to very specific things that I know the money goes to the right place. More than half my charity money goes to my students who sometimes are not fed at home. When your money goes to a larger charity generally at least 20% goes into overhead and sometimes it is 50% or more, so if you want to make a real difference check where your money is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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