rayray808 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Brand new O lineman, Cole, Brown, and still the 9th pick, Breakout sophomore year. Almost summer time, And I learned one thing so far, He looks good in shorts. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigotz Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Josh Allen is tall. He can throw a football far. He looks great in shorts. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Our franchise QB Ready for another year jumpin over fools 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Allen has big hands You know darn well what that means Highly pleased girlfriend 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) Pre-draft: Poor base and footwork Scattershot accuracy But boy, what an armPre-injury: He is who we thought Looks like another Bills bust They picked the wrong JoshPost-injury: Wait just a minute Where was THIS Allen before?! We might have something Unbelievable He just made Kiko his B I T C H Wow, what an athleteNow: Sky-high potential Can't wait to watch him improve Is it week 1 yet? Edited April 9, 2019 by Logic 7 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Big arm strong and fast we got him some protection watch him throw touchdowns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Not sure how this works I have to wonder aloud Does Josh Allen have the CHROISE? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 Got married last year, Yes divorce is expensive, Josh please marry me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 He makes Kiko Alonso want to tear his OWN head off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 When I saw him play, I bought all his rookie cards, Buy house with profits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Use your big hands Josh, punch Kiko in his face then, eat some rettada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Why can't I haiku Why is this so very hard That is what she said 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Josh Josh, that Allen, To the Allen in me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Franchise quarterback? Josh confidently replies, "Challenge accepted." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) "Barr to sign with Jets" Will have to face Allen twice "Barr resigns with Vikes" Edited April 9, 2019 by 1ManRaid 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 There once was a kid from Firebox Whose private length shadowed most other coc... Wait, am I doing this right? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 No accuracy scream the folks from the local center for the blind 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Soon we will forget The leap in Minnesota Playoffs here we come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JESSEFEFFER Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I had to look this up to make it legit: Perfect Sunday scenes Josh leads the red, white and blue All in victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Screw haiku. Limericks are better. With young quarterback Josh Allen There’s no way the Bills will be failin’ Wins will come easily With Brown and Cole Beasley A schedule of easy clear sailin’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) Draft Bosa and Hock Isabella & Sills V too Those shorts aren't tight enough for a good view... Edited April 9, 2019 by Sherlock Holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 An Arnold body, With the face of Matt Damon, That's my quarterback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffAlone Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Logic said: Pre-draft: Poor base and footwork Scattershot accuracy But boy, what an armPre-injury: He is who we thought Looks like another Bills bust They picked the wrong JoshPost-injury: Wait just a minute Where was THIS Allen before?! We might have something Unbelievable He just made Kiko his B I T C H Wow, what an athleteNow: Sky-high potential Can't wait to watch him improve Is it week 1 yet? He did absolutely make Kiko his beotch...both times they played. Made me so happy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Josh Allen throw Nate Peterman throw up Vontae Davis not show up 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 Hi DK Metcalf, is what I would be saying, if moved back a few 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I think haikus suck. Has to be five seven five. Who came up with this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Doctor O’Dwyer Time to have your head smashed in with my new hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 4 hours ago, The Tomcat said: Not sure how this works I have to wonder aloud Does Josh Allen have the CHROISE? that is how it works no need to wonder at all he's the Chroisen One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffBillsForLife Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I hope he's quite good But I've seen this show before I shall wait and pray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 you wanted Rosen, instead we got Josh Allen, AKA Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Josh is our savior I’ll take a pass on the wine Drinking the Kool-Aid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Spatula French toast Powdered Sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 youtube video five minutes of dropped passes inaccuracy? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthNYfan Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Josh Rosen was not chosen Beane instead likes biggest hands That's why he's a Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
napmaster Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) Josh Allen haiku? Sure... Star at Kentucky To the Bills if we're lucky Please fall to pick nine Edited April 10, 2019 by napmaster typo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 This is heresy Haikus are for dickless fish Not my huge man crush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 What's good, gents? What's good? This Allen fellow throws far Farther than Mahomes Haiku suits YE OLE Pats* lose many games this year Josh wins SUPER BOWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 17 hours ago, The Tomcat said: Not sure how this works I have to wonder aloud Does Josh Allen have the CHROISE? Clearly not sure how it works... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 17 hours ago, The Tomcat said: Not sure how this works I have to wonder aloud Does Josh Allen have the CHROISE? 4 minutes ago, buffaloboyinATL said: Clearly not sure how it works... ? Tomcat, my good friend Haiku has but one rule It's five, seven, five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 30 minutes ago, Cotton Fitzsimmons said: Tomcat, my good friend Haiku has but one rule It's five, seven, five Good instruction, bad haiku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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