papazoid Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Eagles linebacker Nigel Bradham expects to be cleared of charges He pleaded not guilty to charges he punched a 50-year-old hotel employee (Is there an age limit for cabana boys? We’re not sure.) because he was taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella. The employees nose was broken in the altercation. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/15/eagles-linebacker-nigel-bradham-expects-to-be-cleared-of-charges/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I'm sure we are all picturing how intense the bills day off at the beach would've been at one point, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I'm sure we are all picturing how intense the bills day off at the beach would've been at one point, right?Depends on if lawn chairs were involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 He sounds like a really nice guy. People must be victimizing him for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamsnoops Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Man, I really liked Bradham as a LB. He was bad man, apparently on and off the field. This guy gets into trouble often. Whats this like 3rd or 4th time he has been in trouble, he is definitely getting a call from Roger about an in season suspension! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Get me my mai tai! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 He should have threatened to burn the place down instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I mean, who hasn't broken someone's nose for taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo86 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. In many cultures, it's considered the highest of insults not to punch your cabana boy. He had to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 what a douche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsfansinceday1 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. If I was still a cabana boy, I would be demanding hazardous duty pay in the next CBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I mean, who hasn't broken someone's nose for taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella, amirite? This should get merged with the Pet Peeves thread in OTW. Cabana boys that take too long to retrieve your umbrella. Got to put him in check! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... this is so outstanding that i'm going to find a way to work this into a conversation today. In many cultures, it's considered the highest of insults not to punch your cabana boy. He had to do it. of course. you don't travel to another area and insult the locals. you ingrain yourself into that culture. If I was still a cabana boy, I would be demanding hazardous duty pay in the next CBA. i don't know if i'd be making demands just yet, but i'd start using peds asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Once he's out of football I'd say he has a promising career as customer service for United Airlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is.i have wanted to do it many times. Thanks for taking out the frustration on behalf of all of us, Nigel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bomb Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. Then when they are on the ground you kick them in the balls. It's therapeutic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Thanks Whaley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Nigel and Aaron Kromer should spend some time on the beach together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Beebe Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. I laughed at this. Good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Excuse me? Excuse me senor? Can I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai and they brought me a Pina Colada and I said no Salt, no salt for the margarita and it had salt, big grains of salt floating in the glass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamsnoops Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Excuse me? Excuse me senor? Can I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai and they brought me a Pina Colada and I said no Salt, no salt for the margarita and it had salt, big grains of salt floating in the glass... Im a put strychnine in the guacamole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Slow to get drinks... Bad tan... Not enough banana in the hammock.... All fair reasons to slug a cabana-boy.... "Dammit Geraldo! I said more coconut oil on my ankles!... Yah, that's it.... Now the other side... Yep, now you're getting it..". Edited June 15, 2017 by #34fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCbillsfan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Once he's out of football I'd say he has a promising career as customer service for United Airlines. More likely to be broke and in jail. His cell mate will encourage him to come over and "punch his cabana". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Get me my mai tai!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Eagles linebacker Nigel Bradham expects to be cleared of charges He pleaded not guilty to charges he punched a 50-year-old hotel employee (Is there an age limit for cabana boys? We’re not sure.) because he was taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella. The employees nose was broken in the altercation. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/15/eagles-linebacker-nigel-bradham-expects-to-be-cleared-of-charges/ WTF is wrong with these people? The employee broke his own nose by whacking it into the beach umbrella. Clearly. Not guilty. "You do dumbass things, pretty soon you get labeled a dumbass" - Jim Schwartz Edited June 15, 2017 by Hapless Bills Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Slow to get drinks... Bad tan... Not enough banana in the hammock.... All fair reasons to slug a cabana-boy.... "Dammit Geraldo! I said more coconut oil on my ankles!... Yah, that's it.... Now the other side... Yep, now you're getting it..". Or perhaps too much banana in the hammock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Nigel and Aaron Kromer should spend some time on the beach together. /thread *drop mic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLiever55 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 http://youtu.be/LQpCaxX0mtI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Miami-Dade County Headline News Cabana Boy tells Nigel he doesn't look like a Brit. Lawyer claims Cabana Boy watched The Replacements over 100 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... Solid work So he was charged with indecency- correct? Edited June 15, 2017 by Over 28 years of fanhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitewalkerInPhilly Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 He also got caught with an unloaded gun in his carry on. Not the brightest bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Nigel and Aaron Kromer should spend some time on the beach together. ....BYOC....bring your own chairs...........and gloves.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Agreed. A 50 year old has no business being a cabana boy. what a douche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Or perhaps too much banana in the hammock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Cabana-boy... -LOVE IT! -This'll be my new insult.... Lotta folks on TBD tryin' to be Tyrod's Cabana-boy, but not me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 This just may turn into the biggest Cabana Boy tip EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par73 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I hear in some countries it is considered an insult if you don't whack the cabana boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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