Jerry Jabber Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Nigel and Aaron Kromer should spend some time on the beach together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Beebe Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. I laughed at this. Good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Excuse me? Excuse me senor? Can I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai and they brought me a Pina Colada and I said no Salt, no salt for the margarita and it had salt, big grains of salt floating in the glass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamsnoops Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Excuse me? Excuse me senor? Can I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai and they brought me a Pina Colada and I said no Salt, no salt for the margarita and it had salt, big grains of salt floating in the glass... Im a put strychnine in the guacamole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Slow to get drinks... Bad tan... Not enough banana in the hammock.... All fair reasons to slug a cabana-boy.... "Dammit Geraldo! I said more coconut oil on my ankles!... Yah, that's it.... Now the other side... Yep, now you're getting it..". Edited June 15, 2017 by #34fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCbillsfan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Once he's out of football I'd say he has a promising career as customer service for United Airlines. More likely to be broke and in jail. His cell mate will encourage him to come over and "punch his cabana". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Get me my mai tai!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Eagles linebacker Nigel Bradham expects to be cleared of charges  He pleaded not guilty to charges he punched a 50-year-old hotel employee (Is there an age limit for cabana boys? We’re not sure.) because he was taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella. The employees nose was broken in the altercation.  http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/15/eagles-linebacker-nigel-bradham-expects-to-be-cleared-of-charges/  WTF is wrong with these people? The employee broke his own nose by whacking it into the beach umbrella. Clearly. Not guilty.  "You do dumbass things, pretty soon you get labeled a dumbass" - Jim Schwartz Edited June 15, 2017 by Hapless Bills Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Slow to get drinks... Bad tan... Not enough banana in the hammock.... All fair reasons to slug a cabana-boy.... "Dammit Geraldo! I said more coconut oil on my ankles!... Yah, that's it.... Now the other side... Yep, now you're getting it..". Â Or perhaps too much banana in the hammock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Nigel and Aaron Kromer should spend some time on the beach together. Â /thread *drop mic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLiever55 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 http://youtu.be/LQpCaxX0mtI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Miami-Dade County Headline News  Cabana Boy tells Nigel he doesn't look like a Brit.  Lawyer claims Cabana Boy watched The Replacements over 100 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) "Punching the cabana boy"   ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... Solid work So he was charged with indecency- correct? Edited June 15, 2017 by Over 28 years of fanhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitewalkerInPhilly Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 He also got caught with an unloaded gun in his carry on. Â Not the brightest bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Nigel and Aaron Kromer should spend some time on the beach together. ....BYOC....bring your own chairs...........and gloves.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Agreed. Â A 50 year old has no business being a cabana boy. Â what a douche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Â Or perhaps too much banana in the hammock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Cabana-boy... -LOVE IT! -This'll be my new insult.... Lotta folks on TBD tryin' to be Tyrod's Cabana-boy, but not me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 This just may turn into the biggest Cabana Boy tip EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par73 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I hear in some countries it is considered an insult if you don't whack the cabana boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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