OldTimeAFLGuy Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, LeGOATski said: Gase is so good at offense, he doesn't need a QB ..his eyeballs were last seen floating in the Hudson........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-BillzeBubba Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Oh no you don't Sam, we beat you fair and square--don't try to say it was your own feeble arm that couldn't get past 4.3 YPA! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottebillsfan2 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 (edited) One less wild card team to worry about. That team is probably going 0-7! Yikes Edited September 12, 2019 by Charlottebillsfan2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Best line I heard from WFAN today "Even Joe Namath never got mono, or if he did he played anyway." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: wow, that's going to hurt them. I actually thought the Jets would probably beat the Browns (think that's who they play next), but now I think the Browns pull this one out. I was going Houston in my survivor pools but switching to Cleveland. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, MILFHUNTER#518 said: https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/146819-trevor-siemian-to-start-this-monday-night-darnold-diagnosed-with-mono/ My fav: "smart tanking move." Awesome get @MILFHUNTER#518, what a joy to peruse the slo-mo meltdown in progress! 34 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Actually--doesn't this buy Gase some survival past this season with ownership, given how he can argue his own incompetence can't be blamed for the Chernobyl-esque implosion we are witnessing? Behind closed doors he's probably ecstatic to be able to continue to blame others... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickrage Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Captain Hindsight said: Ruled him out 5 days before the game? I'm not a doctor, can Mono be that bad? Oh yeah i missed 3 weeks of school when I had it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddyjj Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Some serious butt whipping by Bills on Jets, check out there injury report (doesn't include Enunwa as on IR) . Seee excerpt below - Bills may have knocked 5 guys out. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001053853/article/sam-darnold-to-miss-brownsjets-with-mononucleosis Darnold isn't the only ailing Jet. Gase said running back Le'Veon Bell is getting an MRI on a sore shoulder and will not practice Thursday. Linebacker C.J. Mosley (groin), defensive tackle Quinnen Williams (ankle) and defensive end John-Franklin Myers (foot) will also be sidelined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Albany,n.y. said: Best line I heard from WFAN today "Even Joe Namath never got mono, or if he did he played anyway." Namath drank enough whiskey to ward off disease - the kids these days are soft, their diet is all screwed up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maynard Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Man, I had mono when I was in college. Felt like absolute crap for 3 months! You have to be really careful with it, as your organs can swell as well. I was told to avoid all physical contact sports, etc. Darnold may be missing more than just Monday night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 (edited) Nvm Edited September 12, 2019 by aceman_16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Darnold and Allen better stop their bromance. Don't want Allen catching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannc Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 29 minutes ago, Just Joshin' said: I was going Houston in my survivor pools but switching to Cleveland. I don't know about that. Siemien might very well be an upgrade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 24 minutes ago, Heitz said: Namath drank enough whiskey to ward off disease - the kids these days are soft, their diet is all screwed up. well, always said you use alcohol to sterilize things and kill germs..so when sick, get that ole BAC over .20% and the germs stand no chance!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I’m surprised someone didn’t insinuate that Coach McDermott gave Darnold the clap... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Jets board. I'm sitting here four days away from Week 2 baffled that I was so excited for this season. What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Just now, plenzmd1 said: well, always said you use alcohol to sterilize things and kill germs..so when sick, get that ole BAC over .20% and the germs stand no chance!!! I usually used the same logic with hot sauce, especially relating to dietary habits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Should not have used that free gift certificate to the Orchids of asia day spa he got anonymously in the mail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: well, always said you use alcohol to sterilize things and kill germs..so when sick, get that ole BAC over .20% and the germs stand no chance!!! Ha. One of my favorite quotes regarding filming on the set of African Queen where everyone got sick except Bogie and John Huston: 'All I ate was baked beans, canned asparagus and Scotch whisky. Whenever a fly bit Huston or me, it dropped dead.' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: well, always said you use alcohol to sterilize things and kill germs..so when sick, get that ole BAC over .20% and the germs stand no chance!!! Some still swear by it to cure the common cold. A little whiskey in the coffee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Gang Green throwing in the towel... https://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/sam-darnold-out-with-mono-probably-a-few-weeks.92791/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, scribo said: The wheels on the bus are smoldering. Less divisional wins for an opponent. Edited September 12, 2019 by Buffalo Barbarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Please tell me Josh didn’t give him a long hug and bro kiss after the game Sunday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILFHUNTER#518 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Should have just thrown out that gift certificate to Orchids Of Asia... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassHog Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 The Jets are screwed. Their schedule to start the year is BRUTAL. They will be 0-6 for sure after this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Simien could be an upgrade from Darnold. Where this really hurts is development. He might be done for the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 WOW, 5 lbs already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: Oh no you don't Sam, we beat you fair and square--don't try to say it was your own feeble arm that couldn't get past 4.3 YPA! In light of this new evidence of a medical condition that may have affected Mr. Darnold’s week 1 on-field performance, the league has awarded a compensatory draft pick to the New England Patriots. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Do people realize that the more they laugh at the Jets dysfunction, the less our win means? The Jets might be a 4 or 5 win team this year. What does that say about our glorious comeback to win by a single point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: In light of this new evidence of a medical condition that may have affected Mr. Darnold’s week 1 on-field performance, the league has awarded a compensatory draft pick to the New England Patriots. Post.of.the.Day. I’m behind on the certificates suitable for framing however, so just be patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 5 lbs isn't a significant amount of weight loss Adam Bartholomew Gase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Just now, Nextmanup said: What does that say about our glorious comeback to win by a single point? It says we have resolve, we have a team that works together to over come adversity Why do posters like you always have to look for the extreme negative instead of basking in the light of a the good... And Jets maybe dysfunctional but they are talented.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Now we have 2 tankers in our division. Pretty soon Brady will be done and we will be beast of the East. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Nextmanup said: Do people realize that the more they laugh at the Jets dysfunction, the less our win means? The Jets might be a 4 or 5 win team this year. What does that say about our glorious comeback to win by a single point? Much of what’s likely leading the Jets down that road has happened post-Bills home opener for them. Whether it’s a crazy presser from Gase, the QB falling victim to a strange illness, Bell getting tweaked, WR injuries, etc. They were at full go for us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-BillzeBubba Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Do people realize that the more they laugh at the Jets dysfunction, the less our win means? The Jets might be a 4 or 5 win team this year. What does that say about our glorious comeback to win by a single point? It means we figured out the exact number of points to spot them, from which to come from behind and then crush their souls 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Steptide said: Who's the backup there? Also Darnold has mono, supposedly As long as he didn't share it with Allen when they bro hugged after the game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: I’m behind on the certificates suitable for framing however, so just be patient. “You’re gonna need a bigger printing press”. * I assume that you are referring to the certificates confirming another compensatory draft pick to the Patsies. Just call the league offices, they have a printing plant on standby for these, minimum order: 100 reams. Edited September 12, 2019 by Ridgewaycynic2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 hours ago, eball said: Bell has a sore shoulder also. The Bills beat them up and made 'em sick. That's pretty much my take on it. We didn't just squeak by a better team, we thumped them and only made it close by our own miscues. 2 hours ago, x-BillzeBubba said: he was bro-hugging Allen after the game...? I'm worried about that too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I'm worried about that too Come to think of it l, I’ve never seen you and ‘Nervous Guy’ in the same room at the same time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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