Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan. 4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya 14 13 16 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 set yourself on fire, while wearing Bills gear...make us all proud. 3 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 54 minutes ago, OJ Tom said: set yourself on fire, while wearing Bills gear...make us all proud. Is that before I jump through the white folding table??? ? Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerlyofCtown Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just ensured the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan after the selection is made. 4.) I will take pity on Dolphin fan's poor miserable souls. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath by the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Inigo Streak onto the stage and give Goodell a big hug? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just ensured the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan after the selection is made. 4.) I will take pity on Dolphin fan's poor miserable souls. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath by the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Inigo What a great experience for you and your son! My son and I have shared a passion for the Bills since he was old enough to root for a sports team (which, unfortunately for him, coincided with the end of their Super Bowl run). He lives and works in another state now. However, we still talk a couple of times a week (and always after a Bills game) and our conversations always include something about the Bills and Sabres. We will be on the phone tonight during the draft. The Bills have not been very good since my son became a fan; however, we certainly share a lot of wonderful memories because of them. Have a wonderful time with your son and I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I had better not catch you dipping wings in ranch. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said: What a great experience for you and your son! My son and I have shared a passion for the Bills since he was old enough to root for a sports team (which, unfortunately for him, coincided with the end of their Super Bowl run). He lives and works in another state now. However, we still talk a couple of times a week (and always after a Bills game) and our conversations always include something about the Bills and Sabres. We will be on the phone tonight during the draft. The Bills have not been very good since my son became a fan; however, we certainly share a lot of wonderful memories because of them. Have a wonderful time with your son and I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts! Thanks, my son is 21 and in the same boat as yours, he has never been able to root for a great Bills team. Hopefully that will change soon. 1 minute ago, Joe in Winslow said: I had better not catch you dipping wings in ranch. Blasphemy! ? Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 You need a Cheap Banquet table ....I prefer white 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said: Thanks, my son is 21 and in the same boat as yours, he has never been able to root for a great Bills team. Hopefully that will change soon. My son is 28 and I am hoping he gets to experience something close to what we did during the Super Bowl years - with an actual SB win to go with it . It feels like they are on the verge of turning that proverbial corner. Here's hoping for good things tonight! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said: My son is 28 and I am hoping he gets to experience something close to what we did during the Super Bowl years - with an actual SB win to go with it . It feels like they are on the verge of turning that proverbial corner. Here's hoping for good things tonight! I believe you are right. @Inigo Montoya, dont have so much fun that you dont remember it!....for us! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreggTX Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 You should be a politician. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, GreggTX said: You should be a politician. Those are fighting words! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Have a great time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAinLack. Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 57 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said: Is that before I jump through the white folding table??? ? I'll be checking YouTube clips for Montoya, hourly!!! Keep your son safe, have him take the videos!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Love it! Have a blast! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just ensured the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan after the selection is made. 4.) I will take pity on Dolphin fan's poor miserable souls. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath by the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Kudos! You will represent well...but I vehemently disagree with #4. As someone who lived thru '0 for the '70s', they should all be jeered, vociferously denounced, and projectile vomited upon...twice. Imagine all of those lousy bastards with six fingers on their right hand, seek them out, and destroy them! GO BILLS!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideRightRevenge Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, billsfan1959 said: What a great experience for you and your son! My son and I have shared a passion for the Bills since he was old enough to root for a sports team (which, unfortunately for him, coincided with the end of their Super Bowl run). He lives and works in another state now. However, we still talk a couple of times a week (and always after a Bills game) and our conversations always include something about the Bills and Sabres. We will be on the phone tonight during the draft. The Bills have not been very good since my son became a fan; however, we certainly share a lot of wonderful memories because of them. Have a wonderful time with your son and I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts! Passing along Bills love from one generation to another is one of the greatest memories for me and my son .. it's "guy time" ... and though he was not born in Buffalo ... he represents at every opportunity .. cheers to the op ..have fun in the ville. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Douche canoes......bwahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 My name is Inigo Montoya. You insulted my draft. Prepare to die. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Let us know if you find any six fingered men. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Nah... just don’t mention us at all... we didnt aprove your representation... Edited April 25, 2019 by whatdrought 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Hate to break it to you but they moved the Draft to Detroit..and it’s NEXT weekend! (Kidding) Have a great time. Try the smoked brisket....it’s yummy. Go Bills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 If you truly represent Bills fans, you will stand in the middle of downtown and scream at the top of your lungs "IT WAS A FORWARD PASS!" 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeane Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Proper documentation on this board is required for all of these statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornette's Commentary Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan. 4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Do you promise to kiss TJ Hockenson on the lips if Beane takes him at 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Cornette's Commentary said: Do you promise to kiss TJ Hockenson on the lips if Beane takes him at 9? Lol! I’ll kiss Beane on the lips if he drafts Hockenson. ? Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornette's Commentary Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, Inigo Montoya said: Lol! I’ll kiss Beane on the lips if drafts Hockenson. ? So, you would want to have a threesome with Beane AND Hockenson, in that case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Cornette's Commentary said: So, you would want to have a threesome with Beane AND Hockenson, in that case? That might be a bridge too far.... You wouldn’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 If the storms are the same that moved thru Texas yesterday, prepare to be soaked. 4+ inches of rain in a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 You could have saved all that writing and just wrote.... Will Throw ***** At Goddell while he is on the stage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 See if you can get the faithful to sing "Shout" and have it be audible on TV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan. 4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. You sound like my kind of scum 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsfansinceday1 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 The saying is typically “break a leg” but to honor our great Bills Mafia it will “break a table...and possibly a leg”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Billsfansinceday1 said: The saying is typically “break a leg” but to honor our great Bills Mafia it will “break a table...and possibly a leg”. Might be hard to get a folding table past security into the draft this year to jump onto and destroy. Looking at the security section on the draft web page and you can only bring a freezer bag sized clear plastic bag in with you. No backpacks, no fanny packs, no cameras or camera cases, no purses for the ladies, no signs, no umbrellas. Nothing but your Bills Mafia self.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said: Might be hard to get a folding table past security into the draft this year to jump onto and destroy. Looking at the security section on the draft web page and you can only bring a freezer bag sized clear plastic bag in with you. No backpacks, no fanny packs, no cameras or camera cases, no purses for the ladies, no signs, no umbrellas. Nothing but your Bills Mafia self.... Fill that freezer bag with pee and chuck it at Goodell for us, make us all proud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Guess I'm really ancient or something, but the booing Goodell thing rubs me wrong and it gets old when the entire first round is filled with it. Edited April 25, 2019 by Dr. Who 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I hope you're wearing your heavy duty Elbow brace and are ready to use it against anyone wearing patriots gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan. 4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Hello! An FYI. I'm not sure how long they'll be space but it's FREE parking at the stadium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: Lol! I’ll kiss Beane on the lips if he drafts Hockenson. ? Could you take it up one notch and tattoo the name T J Hockenson on one butt cheek, a standing Buffalo on the other, then run naked across the stage when Buffalo is on the clock round one of the draft? If arrested I'll promise to start a thread for donations in your honor, I swear... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) I expect to throw a d*l*o when the Patriots pick. Edited April 25, 2019 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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