Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) I hate Miami. God, How I hate Miami. Die Dolphins Die Please Fish is best served cold Over sticky white rice chunks With some wasabi Edited November 26, 2018 by Joe in Winslow 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 There once was an erstwhile Bills Backer Every QB he liked was a cracker Oh that crazy scout book Gabbert, Bortles and Cook And the best of them all Talleywhacker. 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Slow game in the sun Next thing you know you have lost Tough place to win at 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share Posted November 26, 2018 Just now, row_33 said: Slow game in the sun Next thing you know you have lost Tough place to win at Bills beat the fish there Just last season remember? Don't be a wussy 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Just now, row_33 said: Slow game in the sun Next thing you know you have lost Tough place to win at It has been give or take down there for 30 years with the Bills. That place is usually filled with Bills fans, so there is that. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: Bills beat the fish there Just last season remember? Don't be a wussy everyone has trouble there, even Brady 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) avatar exists for these weeks twice a season phin sushi sunday Edited November 26, 2018 by eball 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: There once was an erstwhile Bills Backer Every QB he liked was a cracker Oh that crazy scout book Gabbert, Bortles and Cook And the best of them all Talleywhacker. That would be a limerick. Walt Coleman just flagged you a 5-yard penalty for illegal poetry formation. Dolphin ain't a fish But we here couldn't care less Squish that mammal now Edited November 26, 2018 by Freddie's Dead 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eee1776 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Early weather report; 80 degrees and 70% chance of rain at game time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 There's an Eagles song Makes reference to a Winslow Joe on a corner? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share Posted November 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Gugny said: There's an Eagles song Makes reference to a Winslow Joe on a corner? You filthy Mets Fan Should try watching real baseball Like the Bronx Bombers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 48 minutes ago, row_33 said: Slow game in the sun Next thing you know you have lost Tough place to win at Oh please just shut up Miami is beatable Dead Dolphins do stink 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Joe in Winslow said: You filthy Mets Fan Should try watching real baseball Like the Bronx Bombers Enjoy Aaron Boone Girardi wins the Series With that stacked roster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Gliding down the field McKittrick finds the endzone Who is that? They ask 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Fins can’t stop the run we will rush three hundred yards Allen will have half 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 53 minutes ago, row_33 said: everyone has trouble there, even Brady Wasn't there no Gronk? They are winning with mirrors. They are pretenders. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Kyle is feeling strong Defense proved that they can fight Tanehill is dead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideNine Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Marino is gone His shoes they can never fill Empty seats again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share Posted November 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: Enjoy Aaron Boone Girardi wins the Series With that stacked roster Can a Mets fan speak On the topic of baseball Manager stupid? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: Can a Mets fan speak On the topic of baseball Manager stupid? Let's stay on topic After making tuna fish Bills will own second 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Jordan Phillips says Fish Frys aren’t just on Fridays Phins: Gased and Confused 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisker A Tasker Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) had a running back who trampled Bills, but no more traded Ajayi Edited November 26, 2018 by Tisker A Tasker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 In the hot Fall sun Shula's ghost exhorting phish Young Buffalo guns 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TremaineAve Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Marino is gone He ain’t walking through that door A big win for Sean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Bills fillet Dolphins Allen leapfrogs Alonso Stadium half full 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiskibreth Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) fish stink in the sun cant stand the color aqua hughes drills tannehill Edited November 26, 2018 by wiskibreth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Adam Gase is dumb But Kiko Alonso is Way way way dumber Ryan Tannehill If you say his name three times INTs appear ---- Aqua and orange Two awful uniform hues Don't care if it's teal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Ryan Tannehill may prefer to retire than face the Bills D. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 --- Once saw a dolphin Trying to eat a bouy They are not that smart This fish fan I know Drives a Pontiac Aztek Probably owns cats --- Miami haikus? Just wasted fifteen minutes Would like to know why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Yeah, teal is for girls dolphins players sure are fems they should wear short skirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Woe Be Unto Us! No Tyrod, No Nate, No Chance... Just kidding, we win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 hour ago, GoBills808 said: --- Miami haikus? Just wasted fifteen minutes Would like to know why Ancient rituals of the stadium wall’s past must be observed still. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Tannehill sucks balls Stop Drake and run the damn ball I'd pipe Tanny's wife 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptnCoke11 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said: I hate Miami. God, How I hate Miami. Die Dolphins Die Please Fish is best served cold Over sticky white rice chunks With some wasabi But a dolphin isn’t a fish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Allen’s arm is strong Tannehills is not so much Their woman are hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Adam Gase confused? What would cause this expression? Bills make it three straight! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayoffsPlease Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Some very good work in this thread. Kudos to all of our poets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 6 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: There once was an erstwhile Bills Backer Every QB he liked was a cracker Oh that crazy scout book Gabbert, Bortles and Cook And the best of them all Talleywhacker. Illegal poetic formation: impersonating a haiku with a limerick 10 yds, repeat 3rd down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayoffsPlease Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, Hapless Bills Fan said: Illegal poetic formation: impersonating a haiku with a limerick 10 yds, repeat 3rd down Not one line of this fits the Haiku parameters. Illegal poetry formation declined. Unsportsmanlike conduct accepted 15 yard penalty, automatic first down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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