Cripple Creek Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 KOD from Rob Clown Ryan. https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/barry-jackson/article215847045.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I didn't know they picked up Lurch Osweiler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Like getting a compliment about your appearance from a blind man who licks toilet seats. 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 #KissofDeath 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 He is a special kind of incompetent 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 He said absolutely NOTHING in that interview. Why this fool is even asked the time of day is beyond me. Dave Wannstache could “fit it up” Rob’s ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 "So...where's the nearest Golden Corral?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsredneck1 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, whatdrought said: Like getting a compliment about your appearance from a blind man who licks toilet seats. btw ...thanks for picking up my bar tab at the holiday inn.....rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Rob Ryan has been literally with every team in the AFC east. What a whore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Do they have any food left 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 The culture of the NFL never ceases to amaze me. These organizations are happy to kick the same tired coaching names around the league FOREVER. It's staggering! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Why do people pay this clown? Ignore the name, focus on the track record. What does he offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Just now, Augie said: Why do people pay this clown? Ignore the name, focus on the track record. What does he offer? He has to have pictures 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: He said absolutely NOTHING in that interview. Why this fool is even asked the time of day is beyond me. Dave Wannstache could “fit it up” Rob’s ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Why would a consultant invite Fat Rob to camp? Certainly Tannenbaum and Gase have to know what a disaster Rob is, and that his opinion of the organization and players is pretty much meaningless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 minute ago, YoloinOhio said: He has to have pictures From Boyst’s farm, I’m guessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: The culture of the NFL never ceases to amaze me. These organizations are happy to kick the same tired coaching names around the league FOREVER. It's staggering! 1 minute ago, YoloinOhio said: He has to have pictures He is a taxable deduction. Or charitable donation. or both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Augie said: From Boyst’s farm, I’m guessing. Speaking of...did you see this (also Florida)? https://www.wftv.com/news/local/holy-cow-car-thief-corralled-by-cows-while-running-from-sanford-officers-police-say/808201115 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Speaking of...did you see this (also Florida)? https://www.wftv.com/news/local/holy-cow-car-thief-corralled-by-cows-while-running-from-sanford-officers-police-say/808201115 They did far better than Barney Fife with his single bullet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Others have said it far more creatively than I could, but I was struck by the irony of a man whose last coaching gig was with his brother, Rex, acting like an "expert" on the topic of team chemistry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I can't believe anyone gives two ***** about what this !@#$, or his !@#$ brother, has to opine about anything NFL-related. Their name is mud. Their !@#$ father must be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Ahh yes, Rob “i’m only good until the opposing offense figures me out 3 drives later” Ryan. Miami was already trash but now...well nothing changed lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Everything he said was pretty standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 He’s looking to be hired by them and said glowing things about them? Shocking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Why would they even bring him in ?? Ryan's should just raise horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Process Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Minkah Fitzpatrick will be great....Kiko is a special player......wow.....really deep insight captian obvious. Notice they cropped out his bottom half?.....that's because it's hot in Miami and small children were scurrying along his side to be in the shade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behindenemylines Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Brought in for his opinion on the D then tell everyone "Whatever he says-yeah let's do the opposite" 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Love it. Maybe as someone said they can consult with Wandstat and every other do nothing coach in league past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 8 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said: Why would a consultant invite Fat Rob to camp? Certainly Tannenbaum and Gase have to know what a disaster Rob is, and that his opinion of the organization and players is pretty much meaningless. They thought he was just a homeless guy out front of the training camp, looking for a meal? By the time they got him pried away from the '€%¥¥@$& snack table', they realized it was one of Buddy's bouncing baby boys. 2 hours ago, Buffalo Barbarian said: Why would they even bring him in ?? Ryan's should just raise horses For the horse meat? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Almighty Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I like that the author never mentions his time in Buffalo because it felt like he was never here to me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Starr Almighty said: I like that the author never mentions his time in Buffalo because it felt like he was never here to me too Certainly not for Bills football. Tandem bicycle riding, perhaps. I'm surprised Tweedledum and Tweedledummer didn't end up as advisers to the Cleveland Browns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 WOW how much stock do you put in that endorsement ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 7 hours ago, Doc said: He’s looking to be hired by them and said glowing things about them? Shocking! That's what I got out of it, desperately trying to kiss rear to possibly get a chance at being part of an NFL team again. Or they just found him wandering around outside the facility and thought he was homeless and could make a good charity story, then they realized who it was and had to make up a story that he was invited there as a guest But he said typical things anyone would say at the beginning of every year when I voted to watch a practice or camp. They look good, have a good future, certain players are going to be real good. They will be fun to watch....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethro_tull Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Dolphins hat, Dolphins T-shirt, Dolphins ID pass. Sure looks like he wants to be a member of the staff.....How they would ever consider it in the first place is baffling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacklabel Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 All this article made me do was realize how much I hate the g*ddamn Dolphins. And on that site there was a sidebar showing some Jets news. And that made me realize that I hate the Jets even more. Thankfully, nothing of the Patriots was shown because I may have thrown my monitor off my desk. The Dolphins are a buncha friggin' turds and I don't buy it for a second that Gase has that team "together" just because they've looked like an uninterested mess of a team the last few times they've played Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwai San Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Wow - next thing we will hear is Rex being hired to clean the toilets there....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Please, please, please Miami, hire Rob Ryan. Give him full access, give him authority, give him the keys to the kingdom and then let him return the favor and bring his brother in this time. Let Rob run your defense. You need him, you want him. Go get him and his pork chop twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 "It's what I do best.... be around people." Yes Rob, but those are normally people in the unemployment line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonbus23 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) My cousin, who works at the Davie Alehouse (across the street from TC), said she saw him there EVERYDAY last week! Said he had the boneless wings mild with extra ranch at least three times. Edited August 8, 2018 by leonbus23 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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