Mr. WEO Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 https://www.charitybuzz.com/catalog_items/lunch-with-doug-whaley-former-general-manager-of-1423000 Ok, which of you is the sole bidder? My favorite "details": Location and date of lunch are subject to Doug's availability. The cost of the lunch is included. (!) And "Rules and Regulations": Blackout dates may apply. Polite manners and respect for the generous donor (Whaley, not you) and adherence to any rules or parameters are a must. Bid now and bid often!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackOrton Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) Is Doug contractually obligated to cuddle with you after? Edited December 1, 2017 by jmc12290 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 They guy who bid goes by the name 'Schwartzie'. You cant make this crap up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 This is only worth it if he adds you to his email contacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 ......thought it was with Marrone......I'm out.............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) The key to eating lunch with Doug is food and eating. Edited December 1, 2017 by The Wiz 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I'll bet he selects stellar side dishes, but cannot evaluate a main course to save his life. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 You can watch him make chicken salad into chicken ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 39 minutes ago, sodbuster said: This is only worth it if he adds you to his email contacts. Post needs more love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Wow an "experience" with Doug. Guessing talking about his time with the Bills would be out. I would guess he has a NDA with Pegula if he wants the $$$$ the team still pays him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacklabel Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Another day, another Doug. That would be pretty cool to sit down and talk with a GM (current or former) just to get some real insight on what it's like behind the scenes of running an NFL team. Doug's a good scout, has a pretty good eye for players but I think his team building philosophy wasn't well thought out. "I'll draft guys from big name schools who are used to winning and that winning will spill over into our locker room." Yeah, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Hey Doug do you think we can trade away this steak for some more carrots and green beans? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, Commonsense said: Hey Doug do you think we can trade away this steak for some more carrots and green beans? It's lunch with Whaley, not Beane. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 "In his time with the Steelers, Whaley helped scout and draft defensive players such as Lamarr Woodley, Troy Polamalu and Lawrence Timmons." He was good at finding vet players to bring to Buffalo. If I could afford it , heck ya I still like Doug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Humans are not meant to eat lunch. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Tempo? Or Mighty Taco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Tempo? Or Mighty Taco? Liquid lunch at the Big Tree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Captain_Quint said: They guy who bid goes by the name 'Schwartzie'. You cant make this crap up! "Hi Doug, my name is Jim Schwarz and I just have one question for you - what were you thinking letting me go?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 4 hours ago, jmc12290 said: Is Doug contractually obligated to cuddle with you after? I am sure "desert" is included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 7 meadcoins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, mead107 said: 7 meadcoins Start the bidding low, then you can always go up! 2 hours ago, Heitz said: "Hi Doug, my name is Jim Schwarz and I just have one question for you - what were you thinking letting me go?" Has the dog had access to your credit card lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLandsMeanie Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) IT doesn't say where the lunch will be? Like is he still in Buffalo? Edited December 1, 2017 by BadLandsMeanie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 hours ago, JMF2006 said: I am sure "desert" is included Or he'll just let you see his porn collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 I’ve had drinks with him before and he’s a pretty cool guy. He has some great stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 8 hours ago, Captain_Quint said: They guy who bid goes by the name 'Schwartzie'. You cant make this crap up! Which is “Blackie” in German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 hours ago, BadLandsMeanie said: IT doesn't say where the lunch will be? Guess we’re not privy to that information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Just jumped to 10 meadcoins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Brown Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 As a person who has eaten with Doug Whaley I can tell you that the conversation is not informative. For what it's worth, he also splits the check. Chris Brown 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Chris Brown said: As a person who has eaten with Doug Whaley I can tell you that the conversation is not informative. For what it's worth, he also splits the check. Chris Brown Wow, for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 If it were lunch with Rex Ryan, it would at least be entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QCity Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 You could ask him for tips for your fantasy team, that's a role he's well-suited for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 41 minutes ago, TigerJ said: If it were lunch with Rex Ryan, it would at least be entertaining. Entertaining? Yes, but he’d probably eat your wings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Guessing Doug still has some leftover 716 gift cards that are expiring soon. PS lunch with Cindy Grossman - CEO of weight watchers sounds like gooood eating! https://www.charitybuzz.com/catalog_items/lunch-with-mindy-grossman-president-ceo-of-weight-793756 Edited December 2, 2017 by aceman_16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Doug: "No, I was not privy to any information about a lunch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 6 hours ago, KelsaysLunchbox said: Doug: "No, I was not privy to any information about a lunch" lol. I'd love to talk to any GM. My absolute dream job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 22 hours ago, Commonsense said: Hey Doug do you think we can trade away this steak for some more carrots and green beans? Doug: Sure Clueless. It will save me money since I am paying. I did not know you were a vegetarian as well as a vegetable. 13 hours ago, Chris Brown said: As a person who has eaten with Doug Whaley I can tell you that the conversation is not informative. For what it's worth, he also splits the check. Chris Brown Your are closer to a Charlie Brown than a Chris Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simool Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 I actually have a truckload of questions I would like to ask him, but it sure as hell ain't worth 5 bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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