Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Sorry, guys. It was my fault. Two major errors. first, I decided to wear my Bruce Smith jersey during the game. The logic was sound, as I was trying to channel the spirit of the 1993 Bills team that beat KC at home during the AFCCG. The problem is that I had not tested out wearing it, and it obviously resulted in the classic reverse jinx. Second, my one son and I decided not to watch any PAT or FG attempts during the game. We left the room, as my other son reported the result after the fact. Bass must have obviously felt that lack of faith, which caused him to miss his FG. I am very sorry. I will try better. 4 1 1 1 7 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bferra13 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 As soon as I saw the flags whipping before kickoff I told my buddy Bass is gonna cost us the game. Doh. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I missed two plays during the game cuz I was down in the garage puffing on a cigar. >The fake punt, where I came back in and could not figure out how they had the ball on our 30. >The missed FG, which I only knew he missed because I heard my wife yell at the TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 It could be blamed on me. I drank PBR for the first time this season during the game. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 5 minutes ago, Simon said: I missed two plays during the game cuz I was down in the garage puffing on a cigar. >The fake punt, where I came back in and could not figure out how they had the ball on our 30. >The missed FG, which I only knew he missed because I heard my wife yell at the TV. That’s bad. Really bad. whatever kind of cigar was smoked, now must never be touched again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 minute ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said: That’s bad. Really bad. whatever kind of cigar was smoked, now must never be touched again. I quit smoking of all kinds, but I wouldn't mind a good cigar here and there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 So did I I wore the wrong socks and I know better than that smdh 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 1 minute ago, Draconator said: I quit smoking of all kinds, but I wouldn't mind a good cigar here and there. whatever you do, just don’t smoke the same brand that @Simon smoked. It’s obviously cursed. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Lots of bans to hand out here 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsherd Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 When I was staying away from TBD bills were doing well. Sorry I couldn't resist the fun in GDT when things were going well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Because two people skeejed the Game Balls thread from me the last two weeks, I started working on it way too early. I wanted to be ready to post it immediately after the game. Sorry. I feel shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew21PA Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I couldn’t find my lucky bills mafia shirt. I guess we really deserved it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TampaBillsJunkie Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Damn, I was 3-0 with the vintage Bills hat my sister gave me for Christmas. I wore it with a combo vintage Bills T-shirt. Both had the standing Buffalo logo. I left it on the bed and only had the t-shirt on when I left the house to watch the game with my family. My mother immediately asked "where's the hat?" I blew it like a Bass kick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverOutNick Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Oh man I totally get it I put on my lucky Josh Allen jersey and then, get this, I actually believed McD could out coach Andy Reid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew21PA Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 2 minutes ago, NeverOutNick said: Oh man I totally get it I put on my lucky Josh Allen jersey and then, get this, I actually believed McD could out coach Andy Reid Why on Earth would you believe crappy could do that? Meant clappy but hey crappy works too 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Damn, lots of fails here. Way to go guys, very Billsy of you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patzen Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Sorry, y'all, this one was on me. I hang a Bills ornament on my parents' Christmas tree every year. This year we hung it up when the Bills were 6-6. The team promptly went on a winning streak. I made my parents promise me that they would leave the tree up for the duration of the playoffs, because I knew moving the ornament could have catastrophic consequences. Unfortunately, they lied. They took the tree down and I was forced to move the ornament. While the team was somehow still able to beat the Fins and the Steelers, the bad juju from moving the ornament became too much to overcome and the team faltered and lost to the hated Kansas City Chiefs. I will no longer trust my parents in any way, shape or form whatsoever and I promise to do better next year so that we can enjoy a Super Bowl Championship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew21PA Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 4 minutes ago, strive_for_five_guy said: Damn, lots of fails here. Way to go guys, very Billsy of you all. Sorry you’re so perfect and never made a mistake 🤦♂️😢 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beach Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 i moved my Bills flag to the garage, im sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 6 minutes ago, strive_for_five_guy said: Damn, lots of fails here. Way to go guys, very Billsy of you all. if only that one dude had succeeded in banning the word “Billsy,” maybe this could have all Been avoided. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 minute ago, Drew21PA said: Sorry you’re so perfect and never made a mistake 🤦♂️😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I don't know if I should blame the Holiday Inn Express or myself, for giving me room 313. Apparently 13 is some kind of lucky number for Taylor. If I had known that, I would have requested a different room. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 45 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: So did I I wore the wrong socks and I know better than that smdh You wear socks in your land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I bet a lot (for me) on KC to try to trick the betting gods since I always lose. So of course this game my bet comes through. Doh. I did hedge my happiness, but was totally fine losing $500 If Gods were just consistent. Then I realized I didn't bet enough. Should have done at least $2,000. If I had, we would have won. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed_Formerly_of_Roch Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I'll tell you the other problem yesterday. Around 6:00pm as soon as the Lions won their game I got worried as historically most years one road team always wins in the divisional round. Once that game ended, home teams were 3-0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 55 minutes ago, Freddie's Dead said: Because two people skeejed the Game Balls thread from me the last two weeks, I started working on it way too early. I wanted to be ready to post it immediately after the game. Sorry. I feel shame. Clearly it’s my fault for skeejing one of those game balls threads from you. The ripple effects in the universe were incalculable, swallowing up our D and kicker in its wake—and I sincerely apologize! 🤷🏼♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills!Win! Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 During the Broncos game and this game I did not watch the final field goal kicks. I just can’t subject myself to the torture anymore. Have I become weak? Have I also cursed us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandhill Mike Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 47 minutes ago, patzen said: They took the tree down and I was forced to move the ornament. Whew! I'm glad to know it was your ornament. For a while, I thought it was mine! Similar story as yours, and was hesitant to take down the tree as I didn't want to jinx anything. I removed the ornament around the third quarter of the Wild Card playoff game - during which Pittsburgh pulled within a touchdown - and I promptly replaced the ornament and got us through. But the tree came down before the Chefs game and I was blaming myself. Thanks for setting the record straight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Positive Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I have sat in the same chair for every win this year. I couldn't this week because that furniture was moved to the basement in preparation for new furniture delivery tomorrow. I wanted to watch the game down there, but it is really cold here so I watched the game in a folding chair in the living room. Sorry guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 hour ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: Clearly it’s my fault for skeejing one of those game balls threads from you. The ripple effects in the universe were incalculable, swallowing up our D and kicker in its wake—and I sincerely apologize! 🤷🏼♂️ You bastard! 🤪 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 (edited) It was me. The lead was changing possession to possession. Bills by four, Chiefs by three, and so on. At 8:59 PM, late Q3 or early Q4, I sent the following text to my friend. Cut and paste. Three, seven three seven … it comes down to Tyler Bass missing a field goal … i’ll say 44 yarder. Edited January 23 by Neo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galept Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Thank you everyone for coming clean. Honesty is the best policy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 29 minutes ago, Neo said: It was me. The lead was changing possession to possession. Bills by four, Chiefs by three, and so on. At 8:59 PM, late Q3 or early Q4, I sent the following text to my friend. Cut and paste. Three, seven three seven … it comes down to Tyler Bass missing a field goal … i’ll say 44 yarder. oof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkirk Donski Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 You sunzabiches! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HankBulloughMellencamp Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 11 hours ago, Returntoglory said: No. It was me. For the first time, I wore my Bills PJ bottoms with my Josh Jersey. Also, I must confess that I had my Bills Boxers on as well. OR could it have been my altering of my chicken wing sauce? Crap! wait, you altered the chicken wing sauce!?!?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haslett_Stomp Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I am the only Bills fan who frequents our favorite eating and drinking establishment. When I walked in on Saturday afternoon the owner (a Dolphins fan) looked at me and said, enthusiastically, "The Bills are going to the Super Bowl!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Time to clean house. Fire everyone in this thread! Get it done, Beane! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phypon Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 It was me, I decided to take up sewing on game day. Oh, and for my first project I'm making a voodoo doll of YOU. Let me know how your knee feels tomorrow afternoon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Jones Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I think maybe there was too much Woofing going on by Bills fans...me included...prior to the game. Its the same reason why we lost those 4 SBs. Excerpt from the link: I am a big fan of the Bills, and I believe that they can go all the way. However, I keep my mouth shut. Do my mere thoughts count as a woof, and am I the reason that the Bills have lost in three consecutive Super Bowls? No--private thoughts do not apply. Only boasts which are written or spoken to another person or group of people apply. Thus you are not responsible for the Bill's failings. The reason the Bills lose in the Super Bowl is twofold: First, lots of Bills fans engage in large-scale woofing, and second, the Bills suck. (Cheer up, Buffalo fans. My comment should aid them a little.) The link to Woofing details: https://www.jt-sw.com/football/pro/index.nsf/Documents/0-oliver-faq#:~:text=Oliver's Woofing Theorem states%2C in,doomed to LOSE the competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 It's my fault really...I was watching the game with my twin 3 year olds and even let them stay up past their bedtime to watch until halftime. Pure domination by the Bills. The minute they went to sleep, the 2nd half turned... I should have never let them go to bed... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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