Gugny Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 4 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Whatever, Francois we speak American around here Also, this thread won't be complete without a guest appearance from @Gugny to bemoan the Mets' general incompetence With a starting rotation that has an average age of 57, I will take being one game ahead of the Yankees right now! Word has it that Rob Manfred is going to officially change the name of the Injured List to the Giancarlo Stanton List. Toodles!! 😘 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 5 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming Their first pick...which will be in the second round after they trade down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyBills Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 As long as they draft an impact player, I don't care what position it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Noggin Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 5 hours ago, 947 said: You never know, half this board wanted Josh Rosen... 5 hours ago, Beck Water said: Oh, More Than. Shame washes over me whenever this comes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Foothills Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Vive le France 8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Whatever, Francois we speak American around here Also, this thread won't be complete without a guest appearance from @Gugny to bemoan the Mets' general incompetence Reminds me of the old joke about why all those big oak trees were planted along the champs elysees... Also, this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Super Fan Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming I am fine with whoever the Buffalo Bills take as long as they are a difference maker to improve the Buffalo Bills in 2023 in my opinion. Go Bills! Let’s Go Buffalo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtimebillsfan Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming I would be okay with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurman#1 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 11 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming Me? I'd much rather have someone who doesn't try hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 14 hours ago, Beck Water said: Oh, More Than. Way more than…, lots of folk “just knew’ that JA was a disastrous pick…, it was a hot take world back then, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 26, 2023 Author Share Posted April 26, 2023 9 hours ago, Gugny said: With a starting rotation that has an average age of 57, I will take being one game ahead of the Yankees right now! Word has it that Rob Manfred is going to officially change the name of the Injured List to the Giancarlo Stanton List. Toodles!! 😘 Please! Stop! I'm already dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Thurman#1 said: Me? I'd much rather have someone who doesn't try hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artful Dodger Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 I've always been skeptical of chicken bone divination, so I went ahead and sacrificed a goat and examined its entrails. The goat had a diseased liver which means that the Bills are going to draft a wide receiver named Zay in the first round. Sorry guys, but there it is. I'll go ahead and work up and I Ching divination this afternoon, but in my experience a goat's entrails rarely steer you wrong. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCBillsBeliever Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Beane's first question at each Top 30 visit: "What brand of lunchpail do you use, and does it have any artwork on it?" Deep questions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 16 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: That's even less popular than Blue Cheese or Ranch... * 🤔 Guy just came to the door...I figured it was UberEats...he says "My name's SMITH, I play football, and I ain't no salad dressing!" * Then he punched me in the eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Juggernaut Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 I read my chicken wing bones after last night's dinner. After realizing that I left a little to much meat on a few of them which muddied the prediction value, I quickly rectified the situation and then saw that the pick will prefer ranch over blue cheese and this ultimately lead to them being a bust who is out of the league in 4 years. Wasn't happy about it, but the chicken wing bones don't lie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 17 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming I feel like we need to know if the bones were from flats, drums or a mixture of the two before we know if we should take this seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Watkins' Rib Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 17 hours ago, ddaryl said: Well bust out the pitchforks, dip the torches in oil and light them on fire Out of curiosity, did we trade back 1st, cause that would ease the sting No, trade up ahead of the G-men actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Artful Dodger said: I've always been skeptical of chicken bone divination, so I went ahead and sacrificed a goat and examined its entrails. The goat had a diseased liver which means that the Bills are going to draft a wide receiver named Zay in the first round. Sorry guys, but there it is. I'll go ahead and work up and I Ching divination this afternoon, but in my experience a goat's entrails rarely steer you wrong. My next door neighbor had 7 goats and now has 6. A pack of coyotes dug underneath his wire fence and got a tan/black goat named Clyde. Nothing left of Clyde except fur and a few bones. That means the Bills will trade for DeAndre Hopkins because he plays in Arizona and their hockey team is the Coyotes. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 NO to the "trade up" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyBills Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 If we get an immediate impact player, idc what position they draft. Just don't see them going LB tmrw after spending a 3rd on Benard but if they can get an immediate impact, with Milano like instincts that Maine never had, that'd be some duo.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 My crystal ball says you're wrong and we're taking Nolan Smith - Edge - Georgia. Using chicken wing bones that have touched ranch dressing will cause them to give you a wrong answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 My astrologer told me not to believe in silly nonsense like chicken bone predictions. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 19 hours ago, JakeFrommStateFarm said: Wait a minute. I thought this was going to be a thread about chicken wings. Why do you want the membership here to discuss your legs? We have better things to do, like figure out whether Josh and Britt are still a thing, or not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Sammy Watkins' Rib said: No, trade up ahead of the G-men actually. for what ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Man already upset about draft 48 hours before first picks are made. News at 10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Foothills Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 3 hours ago, WhoTom said: My astrologer told me not to believe in silly nonsense like chicken bone predictions. THAT IS SO WEIRD!!!! That's exactly what my tea leaves (green tea with roasted rice) said!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 14 hours ago, I am leaving for good said: I am fine with whoever the Buffalo Bills take as long as they are a difference maker to improve the Buffalo Bills in 2023 in my opinion. Go Bills! Let’s Go Buffalo We thought you were leaving for good. 🤔 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 22 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming who are you and what did you do with PBM? lol 22 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming The only Possible ILB they would take round 1 and supper reach is Campbell and to be honest? id be upset if it happened... but I would be happy with the quality of player. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 18 hours ago, Augie said: Thanks bunches for the Donte Whitner flashbacks! 😋 I know but sadly, he is probably correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Bill from NYC said: I know but sadly, he is probably correct. Ohhhhhh, NOW we’ve done it! I read your post, then went to an NFL.COM mock by Charles Davis who has us taking DB Brian Branch of Alabama at 27. I hope we haven’t created a karmic disaster! EDIT: I just looked at WalterFootball (for some reason) and they have us taking RB Gibbs of Bama. I need to stop looking! . Edited April 26, 2023 by Augie 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Sierra Foothills said: THAT IS SO WEIRD!!!! That's exactly what my tea leaves (green tea with roasted rice) said!!! The stars aligned ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 26, 2023 Author Share Posted April 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Jauronimo said: Man already upset about draft 48 hours before first picks are made. News at 10. I'm just performing a community service here, my dude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Where the ***** are the chicken wings? misleading. Please ban OP. TY 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 26, 2023 Author Share Posted April 26, 2023 50 minutes ago, TBBills Fan said: Where the ***** are the chicken wings? misleading. Please ban OP. TY Try to do you ingrates a solid and this is the thanks I get? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Foothills Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 8 minutes ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Try to do you ingrates a solid and this is the thanks I get? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Try to do you ingrates a solid and this is the thanks I get? you scammed me for my time over chicken wings! Damn you to hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 45 minutes ago, TBBills Fan said: you scammed me for my time over chicken wings! Damn you to hell! Haters gonna hate LOL 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Just now, 3rdand12 said: Haters gonna hate LOL 😉 Im just sad and hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 On 4/25/2023 at 1:33 PM, Pine Barrens Mafia said: Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick prepare yourselves....it's coming 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 1 hour ago, TBBills Fan said: Im just sad and hungry Understood. Me too 48 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: he means Us people duh are we not them ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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