Arm of Harm Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) Adam Gase, recently fired by the New York Jets, is widely expected to return to coaching football in some capacity, with some other team. But, is coaching football truly the best possible use of this man's abilities? The dating coaching or seduction coaching industry is larger than you think, and could represent an enormous opportunity for a man such as Adam Gase. If he enters this industry, his students will probably learn something like the following. Step 1: Start by giving a woman a look which tells her you're a cool guy. Step 2: Show the woman you are relaxed, friendly, and approachable, with an expression such as this: Step 3: If the woman tells you of a painful past experience, show her empathy. Edited February 1, 2021 by Arm of Harm 2 1 1 13 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm of Harm Posted February 1, 2021 Author Share Posted February 1, 2021 Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Please Stop. It's going to be a long off season. 5 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Da Fuq? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I have one question: What??? And one follow-up: Huh??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoPoy88 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Arm of Harm said: Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate. decided to land here to work on your comedy routine? Thanks but no thanks. 3 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 That was hilarious. Keep em coming. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Wouldn't shock me if he was behind this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I think he'd make a much better birthing coach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Arm of Harm said: Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate. Step 5: Adam can't hide his disappointment in Steps 1 though 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 This was not very funny. 1 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnycage46 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I'll stick with the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, thank you very much! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Arm of Harm said: Adam Gase, recently fired by the New York Jets, is widely expected to return to coaching football in some capacity, with some other team. But, is coaching football truly the best possible use of this man's abilities? The dating coaching or seduction coaching industry is larger than you think, and could represent an enormous opportunity for a man such as Adam Gase. If he enters this industry, his students will probably learn something like the following. Step 1: Start by giving a woman a look which tells her you're a cool guy. Step 2: Show the woman you are relaxed, friendly, and approachable, with an expression such as this: Step 3: If the woman tells you of a painful past experience, show her empathy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 the woman's first question......what color are my eyes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 my crappy iPhone 8 says it's 2021. Guess it's time for the upgrade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 59 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: I think he'd make a much better birthing coach If you don't mind the child climbing back inside upon seeing this mug: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninSarasota Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Are you here all week? .......Try the veal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Scary dude . Some coaches are just better off as a coordinator than a HC he is apparently 1 of those because as a HC he sucks pretty bad !! I think the Denver run with Peyton was more Peyton than Gase !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) Gase built an entire career off of sending play suggestions to Peyton Manning for Peyton to either take or ignore. He could end up as Campbell's kneecap biter in Detroit! Edited February 1, 2021 by TheFunPolice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Chandler's Hands Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Please mods, remove this crap. 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Well it is certainly not football related. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsVet Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Another thread that supports new posters not starting threads for their first few months. Or in this case...ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 12 hours ago, Arm of Harm said: Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate. What the hell is wrong with you that you would search the internet for Adam Gase pics? You are so obsessed. Sicko🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Is it ironic or a coincidence that I opened this thread while I'm sitting on the toilet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 41 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Is it ironic or a coincidence that I opened this thread while I'm sitting on the toilet? I'm not sure, but so did I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) You guys need to get an effing sense of humor... Since the KC loss there has been 20 topics on Josh Allen several on RB several on the cap situation several topics on the offensive line Several on defensive line Good bad coaching decisions whos staying whos going? what to do about this and that... everything is being discussed on these forums and one person has the balls to do this post and interject some humor and you can't handle it? Bravo OP. Thank you x 5000 oh oh and the OP is a probi on top of it which makes a post like this twice as dangerous ... again... bravo Edited February 1, 2021 by PrimeTime101 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 19 minutes ago, BringBackFlutie said: I'm not sure, but so did I. Now I'm rewatching Narcos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 If all steps fail show off them neck hairs. That will get them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, PrimeTime101 said: If all steps fail show off them neck hairs. That will get them I hope he gets that monkey off his back...or his neck, wherever it is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Chandler's Hands Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, PrimeTime101 said: You guys need to get an effing sense of humor... Since the KC loss there has been 20 topics on Josh Allen several on RB several on the cap situation several topics on the offensive line Several on defensive line Good bad coaching decisions whos staying whos going? what to do about this and that... everything is being discussed on these forums and one person has the balls to do this post and interject some humor and you can't handle it? Bravo OP. Thank you x 5000 oh oh and the OP is a probi on top of it which makes a post like this twice as dangerous ... again... bravo The topics of the threads you mentioned, and this Gase thread: Edited February 1, 2021 by Bob Chandler's Hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1. Demonstrate Value 2. Engage Physically 3. Nurture Dependence 4. Neglect Emotionally 5. Inspire Hope 6. Separate Entirely All you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Now I'm rewatching Narcos. I'm a little hungover, so I took a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 30 minutes ago, Bob Chandler's Hands said: The topics of the threads you mentioned, and this Gase thread: hahaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I didn’t realize Gase had so many relatives on the Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 3 hours ago, BillsVet said: Another thread that supports new posters not starting threads for their first few months. Or in this case...ever. you mad bro? 12 minutes ago, WotAGuy said: I didn’t realize Gase had so many relatives on the Wall. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 I’m not sure why a funny thread teasing Gase is such a big deal, and I am a veteran on this board. He just made a funny creative joke. I woke up early this morning and had a cute laugh. It’s better than the sky is falling from so many posters after the Chiefs game. That was annoying acting like we had a losing record vs. the fact that we were 15-4. We have a great team that has some flaws, so OP, have fun. Id particularly like to wake up and laugh a little vs. hear doom and gloom for every five new threads. It’s not like he was ripping on our Bills. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoPoy88 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) 13 hours ago, PrimeTime101 said: You guys need to get an effing sense of humor... Since the KC loss there has been 20 topics on Josh Allen several on RB several on the cap situation several topics on the offensive line Several on defensive line Good bad coaching decisions whos staying whos going? what to do about this and that... everything is being discussed on these forums and one person has the balls to do this post and interject some humor and you can't handle it? Bravo OP. Thank you x 5000 oh oh and the OP is a probi on top of it which makes a post like this twice as dangerous ... again... bravo Yeah you’re “sense of humor” is a little bit different than ours. The post is just not funny; I’m not sorry. you think it is? Good for you leno. Edited February 2, 2021 by JoPoy88 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: I’m not sure why a funny thread teasing Gase is such a big deal, and I am a veteran on this board. He just made a funny creative joke. I woke up early this morning and had a cute laugh. It’s better than the sky is falling from so many posters after the Chiefs game. That was annoying acting like we had a losing record vs. the fact that we were 15-4. We have a great team that has some flaws, so OP, have fun. Id particularly like to wake up and laugh a little vs. hear doom and gloom for every five new threads. It’s not like he was ripping on our Bills. its not bro... people need to chill. I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoPoy88 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: I’m not sure why a funny thread teasing Gase is such a big deal, and I am a veteran on this board. He just made a funny creative joke. I woke up early this morning and had a cute laugh. It’s better than the sky is falling from so many posters after the Chiefs game. That was annoying acting like we had a losing record vs. the fact that we were 15-4. We have a great team that has some flaws, so OP, have fun. Id particularly like to wake up and laugh a little vs. hear doom and gloom for every five new threads. It’s not like he was ripping on our Bills. That level of analysis isn’t needed. You think it’s funny, that’s fine (easily amused i guess.) I don’t find it funny at all. Can we not each have our opinions on this sad attempt at humor? 6 minutes ago, PrimeTime101 said: its not bro... people need to chill. I agree why don’t you go chill bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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