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Episode 4: “Heads up”. In this episode of Hard Knocks, we watch Richie Incognito and Vontez Burfect decapitate Antonio Brown with a Japanese carving knife from the organic snack bar. Antonio’s head is, thereafter, placed on a tee and Burfect invites teammates to get their “kicks” in before the season begins (when kicking an opponent’s head would result in a 15 year penalty). Must see tv!

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6 minutes ago, Alphadawg7 said:

No way!?  I’m so shocked!?  Is this really true!?  Never in a million years saw this coming!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Said no one ever

There weren't really any better options.

 

The Browns maybe but they weren't doing the same team two years in a row.

The Jets, Dolphins and Cardinals might be good but all three have new coaches so it couldn't be them.

The Texans I guess were making an emergency bid but too little too late.

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First we will have Nathan Petermen line up over here, then he will be over there... could be 1st string AND 2nd string, might even play WR or kick field goals....should be fun...I love this guy....

I was the only person that saw the talent here...did you know I got him for nothing???

Mark it Down, this guy will be great!

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2 hours ago, Augie said:

Gruden must be thrilled! Who loves a camera more than Gruden? I hope they pick first in the draft every year until he is gone. 

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12 minutes ago, K-9 said:

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That's like a before-and-after picture. After what, exactly, I'm not sure.

 

Maybe the accident that turned a normal guy into a Batman villain.

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

That's like a before-and-after picture. After what, exactly, I'm not sure.

 

Maybe the accident that turned a normal guy into a Batman villain.

 

 

 

It’s funny how Gruden and Davis resemble each other in a way.

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1 hour ago, Rc2catch said:

No brainer 

 

Mark Davis?

7 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

Maybe the accident that turned a normal guy into a Batman villain.

 

 

Ooh! Ooh! I know. Lowly equipment manager falls into a wash of dirty athletic supporters and becomes... The Jocksniffer!

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29 minutes ago, Virgil said:

Never got into this show.  But this should be a fun dumpster fire to watch 

It's about a honest as a reality show gets. I'm always impressed with the turnaround they have in editing. It's a monumental task to sift through hundreds of hours of footage per episode, and get it up on the screen in a matter of weeks. Looking forward to it.

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2 hours ago, K-9 said:

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If Mark Davis is ever in a mystery movie about a serial killer he will turn out to be the bad guy.  It will be a great twist.  No one in the audience will suspect him because it will seem too obvious.  

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It's going to be the greatest Hard Knocks season ever made. Hands down. Bar none. It's not even a question.

"Oh man...let me tell you about my favorite play: Spider 2 Y Banana!

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This better be the best Hard Knocks ever. The expectations for this season’s show will be through the roof. 

  • Most TV-ready coach in the NFL
  • TV veteran Mayock is the GM
  • QB Controversy...just wait
  • Antonio Brown pissed about getting too few catches in practice
  • Rich Incognito pissed about...everything
  • Vontex Burfect pissing on Richie Incognito after giving Antonio Brown a concussion...in the locker room.
  • Team planning to pull up steaks and move to Vegas...baby!
  • Raidernation with pitchforks out to get Davis
  • 3 First Rounders

HBO got the winning lottery ticket this year. Better not screw this one up.

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4 minutes ago, BisonMan said:

This better be the best Hard Knocks ever. The expectations for this season’s show will be through the roof. 

  • Most TV-ready coach in the NFL
  • TV veteran Mayock is the GM
  • QB Controversy...just wait
  • Antonio Brown pissed about getting too few catches in practice
  • Rich Incognito pissed about...everything
  • Vontex Burfect pissing on Richie Incognito after giving Antonio Brown a concussion...in the locker room.
  • Team planning to pull up steaks and move to Vegas...baby!
  • Raidernation with pitchforks out to get Davis
  • 3 First Rounders

HBO got the winning lottery ticket this year. Better not screw this one up.

A Nathan Peterman QB controversy at that.

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4 hours ago, HOUSE said:

First we will have Nathan Petermen line up over here, then he will be over there... could be 1st string AND 2nd string, might even play WR or kick field goals....should be fun...I love this guy....

I was the only person that saw the talent here...did you know I got him for nothing???

Mark it Down, this guy will be great!

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Wellllll....not exactly

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57 minutes ago, fansince88 said:

I have never actually watched it. What is it on and when?

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the 14th edition of the 18-time Sports Emmy®Award-winning series debuts TUESDAY, AUG. 6 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET/PT). Other hour-long episodes of the first sports-based reality series – and one of the fastest-turnaround programs on TV – debut subsequent Tuesdays at the same time, with encore plays Wednesday nights, culminating in the Sept. 3 season finale.

HARD KNOCKS will also be available on HBO on Demand, HBO NOW, HBO GO and HBO partners’ streaming platforms.

Raiders.com

hbo.com/hard-knocks

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