row_33 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, BuffaloHokie13 said: Can we get some prescription-grade rejuvenation cream for the offense? not enough play down there for decades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack. Why do you think they call it 'dope'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 This reads like Hunter Thompson on a massive bender... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 30 minutes ago, PIZ said: Through GOOGLE, I see there is a website called www.mcdermatology.com, but I'm not clicking on it. Something about reducing arm pit sweat. When I want to reduce arm pit sweat, I just put a few people here on ignore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 8 hours ago, MJS said: Do people read what they write before posting it? Perhaps TBD can create an additional step in the posting process that serves an evaluative function between the time a thought enters a poster's mind and the point he starts a thread or submits a post. Sort of like the window that pops up and says, "Are you sure?" when you want to delete a file from your computer. Except, in this instance, a window would pop up and display something like: "Please read your post. Would this post make any sense to anyone with an IQ above room temperature and even a cursory understanding of football?" If you select "yes," then it is created. If you select "no," then it is deleted and you get a gold star in your community rating for self awareness. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berg1029 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobills1212 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Threedollabills said: Listen, there are a lot of things that I don't like about McDermatology. The guy named Bill gives non-answers and still at least barely appears to be human; even at times, in a super-human and quasi-lovable way. Ask the guy named Bill a "football" question and you get bucket-loads of content. However, when asked a similar "football" question (credit for once to the BILLS [not the guy named Bill] press core for asking "football" related questions in the hopes of actually attaining some sort of substantive response) McDermott applies "McDermotology" which somehow kind of exactly reminds me of Dexter. That being said, don't be fooled by the crazy offences these days, defence is and always will be where it's at. The new rules are like a shot of dope; totally rad at first, but eventually your defences figure out the game and start rejecting. Either the game goes more D than ever or BILLS become a crappy offence in an arena football league. I believe that McDermatology's crazy-eyed ass gets this. Don't be surprised about going heavy D again in 2019. Now slash me to death with your digital paper-knives! Man... go read the Jags MB Duval Pride. Maroon qnd Hackett were the 2nd coming last year. Scum if the earth this year. Anywho, with posts like this youd fit right in over there!! 39 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said: Perhaps TBD can create an additional step in the posting process that serves an evaluative function between the time a thought enters a poster's mind and the point he starts a thread or submits a post. Sort of like the window that pops up and says, "Are you sure?" when you want to delete a file from your computer. Except, in this instance, a window would pop up and display something like: "Please read your post. Would this post make any sense to anyone with an IQ above room temperature and even a cursory understanding of football?" If you select "yes," then it is created. If you select "no," then it is deleted and you get a gold star in your community rating for self awareness. As ive said many times before - the simple Canadian sweepstakes question here wld prob do the trick. Maybe adding a question when signing up asking what your former BBMB handle was would help if registration requests with that field filled in accidentally vanished... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Freddie's Dead said: This reads like Hunter Thompson on a massive bender... Compared to 'BillinMinn.'s raving the other night, it is an elevated work. Then again, I'm reminded of the time James Brown played 'Lou DeLong' on Miami Vice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kota Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Huh. I still don't understand why people get upset at press conferences. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Brilliantly eloquent, yet profoundly simple and pointless. Troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 12 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: “Mc” as in “ Irish” and “Dermatology” as in “Study of skin” Irish study of skin. What’s not to get? Is this about leaprechuans? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 12 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: “Mc” as in “ Irish” and “Dermatology” as in “Study of skin” Irish study of skin. What’s not to get? So..... this was all about freckles and sunburns? Why didn’t he just say so? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, Augie said: So..... this was all about freckles and sunburns? Why didn’t he just say so? RBTL = Read...Between...The....Lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rm -rf /* Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 13 hours ago, Threedollabills said: ...The new rules are like a shot of dope; totally rad at first, but eventually your defences figure out the game and start rejecting... Speaking of shooting dope and rejection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 "so I said to myself, I said 'this Rusherrr thing'"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLTbills Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I can't stand when people type "offence" and "defence" instead of "offense" and "defense" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I’m looking for a translation app on my phone. What was that I just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threedollabills Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 On 11/21/2018 at 1:21 AM, Threedollabills said: On 11/21/2018 at 1:28 AM, downunderbill said: I don't get the McDermatology thing. The coach looks like a psycho and he gets cold-sores...what is not to get McDermott looks like a psycho and gets cold sores...those literary devices just float right past you folks huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan_34 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 7 beers and three bong rips later we have this beautiful piece of literature ? On 11/21/2018 at 3:25 PM, CLTbills said: I can't stand when people type "offence" and "defence" instead of "offense" and "defense" Yeah, take that junk up north! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Weirdly I simultaneously don’t know what the OP just said and also think I might kind of agree with him. My brain hurts trying to decipher his post to figure out if I really do agree or not, so I’m gonna just assume I do to avoid another headache from reading it again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 On 11/21/2018 at 7:17 AM, Over 29 years of fanhood said: Hes a skin doctor .....PIGskin doctor If this were the case, the name would have to be McBovineDermatology and that is just not as catchy. Come to think of it, the first nickname was just as ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunderbill Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 6 hours ago, Threedollabills said: McDermott looks like a psycho and gets cold sores...those literary devices just float right past you folks huh? Depends, never knew he got cold-sores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 11/21/2018 at 3:25 PM, CLTbills said: I can't stand when people type "offence" and "defence" instead of "offense" and "defense" Is those damned Brits! They act like they invented the language themselves with all those crazy spellings! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I’m dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 11/21/2018 at 1:31 AM, BringBackFergy said: “Mc” as in “ Irish” and “Dermatology” as in “Study of skin” Irish study of skin. https://www.theonion.com/freshly-scented-soap-to-cleanse-irish-1819564039 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 This is the sort of thing the Unibomber used to write about back when he was just Teddy from the block. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 6 hours ago, ndirish1978 said: If this were the case, the name would have to be McBovineDermatology and that is just not as catchy. Come to think of it, the first nickname was just as ridiculous. I was gonna point out that you’re confusing bovine with porcine, but since “pigskins” are actually made of cowhide I’m instead gonna assume you’re just crazy like a fox. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLTbills Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Nextmanup said: Is those damned Brits! They act like they invented the language themselves with all those crazy spellings! I mean, come on. Is it "offencive" pass interference or "offensive" pass interference? I'll let you guess which one there's a little red line under while I'm typing it, indicating that it's not actually a word. I get that it doesn't matter.... just a damn pet peeve of mine that drives me nuts. Almost as bad as putting apostrophes where they don't belong. Like saying "It drive's me nuts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 11/21/2018 at 1:28 AM, Warcodered said: what? With each day, the flood of stupid rises. Will it ever crest? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: With each day, the flood of stupid rises. Will it ever crest? You know what they say, a high tide raises all ships. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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