WotAGuy Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 My wife and I just had a 90-minute intimate, spiritual conversation where she revealed some very personal and emotional spiritual experiences she has recently had. Now, she asked me if I want to go for a walk. WTF. It’s almost game time. But I feel like she’s really vulnerable and needs some attention. How can can I blow her off without being “that guy”? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Dirty B Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 I'm not married. But if you can DVR it, do it. I think you should go on that walk. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Wrong forum. DVR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, WotAGuy said: My wife and I just had a 90-minute intimate, spiritual conversation where she revealed some very personal and emotional spiritual experiences she has recently had. Now, she asked me if I want to go for a walk. WTF. It’s almost game time. But I feel like she’s really vulnerable and needs some attention. How can can I blow her off without being “that guy”? You got 40 minutes. Walk quickly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Record the game, go for the walk, when your wife is more calmed down, watch the game on the DVR. A bonus here is you can FF through all pre-game BS, middle of game BS, post game BS, halftime, commercials, ads on the screen during the game, sideline reporter segments, and all the other BS that isn't part of the actual football game that I'm forgetting about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 I thought the thread was going to be about dropping $5k on the Packers. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEN-CAL17 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Tell her you’d love to start a pre game walk with her every Sunday. But starting next Sunday. That way she’ll feel like you’re trying and setting things up to do together. But she needs to understand walks can’t happen during game time. It’s an unwritten rule!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinxedBill1 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 It's a power play by her. Give her 30 mins and come back or record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Walk. Period. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 While I'd love to make some smartass funny witty comment, I'll rsist the urge and leave those to the comedians on the board. The Bills are a TV show. Don't pick a TV show over your wife, DVR and go talk to her. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichFan Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Fake an injury 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Record and walk. Who doesn't have a DVR today? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K-GunJimKelly12 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 I'm not married, but if you don't go for that walk, you are in for some hard times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbillsfan Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Go for a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 What kind of car does she drive? All kidding aside...you married her for a reason, go be a good husband. Stay off TSW until you have caught up with the game when you get to fast forward through commercials from DVR the game to record the little bit you will miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgotBILLStopay Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Not even close. Walk! Record if you can. If not, watch complete playback (by paying) on nfl.com (ps: dont peek into the score and spoil the surprise). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epstein's Mother Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, WotAGuy said: My wife and I just had a 90-minute intimate, spiritual conversation where she revealed some very personal and emotional spiritual experiences she has recently had. Now, she asked me if I want to go for a walk. WTF. It’s almost game time. But I feel like she’s really vulnerable and needs some attention. How can can I blow her off without being “that guy”? Do you have a treadmill at the house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herc11 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 You know the answer to this question. You're trying to find affirmation from people you don't know to blow her off. You're already being "that guy." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW95 - JA17 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 If she loves you, She will understand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 No DVR. Cut the cord. Do have a few days left on the Game Pass trial. Was hoping for some direction from teef. He seems like a role model around these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 You gotta take that walk, man. Football will still be here. Go get some good Bills karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Herc11 said: You know the answer to this question. You're trying to find affirmation from people you don't know to blow her off. You're already being "that guy." Yeah, only "that guy" starts this thread in the first place, but what the hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptnCoke11 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Show her the video of Allen hurdling Barr and tell her the walk is scheduled for 420 pm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 How do you feel about sleeping on the couch and not getting any for the next week or two ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, WotAGuy said: My wife and I just had a 90-minute intimate, spiritual conversation where she revealed some very personal and emotional spiritual experiences she has recently had. Now, she asked me if I want to go for a walk. WTF. It’s almost game time. But I feel like she’s really vulnerable and needs some attention. How can can I blow her off without being “that guy”? Walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K-GunJimKelly12 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 (edited) Dude, she just apparently laid her heart out to you and now wants to go for a walk. Like you said she is feeling vulnerable and if you don't go for that walk she is going to be extremely disappointed. It will be the beginning of the end if you don't put her first here. Edited September 30, 2018 by K-GunJimKelly12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayoffsPlease Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Dirty B Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, WotAGuy said: No DVR. Cut the cord. Do have a few days left on the Game Pass trial. Was hoping for some direction from teef. He seems like a role model around these parts. This makes me think this isn't real and you just wanted to see what funny **** he might say. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 take a knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, WotAGuy said: My wife and I just had a 90-minute intimate, spiritual conversation where she revealed some very personal and emotional spiritual experiences she has recently had. Now, she asked me if I want to go for a walk. WTF. It’s almost game time. But I feel like she’s really vulnerable and needs some attention. How can can I blow her off without being “that guy”? I'd be going for a walk to the bedroom. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Go for the walk. You can always tape it as stated before. You’re wife needs to know she’s more important than the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, IgotBILLStopay said: Not even close. Walk! Record if you can. If not, watch complete playback (by paying) on nfl.com (ps: dont peek into the score and spoil the surprise). I think they still offer a free week trial. Could even sign up, watch, cancel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPP Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 WIN WIN.....DVR and the good thing you can speed up the commercials! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 16 minutes ago, WotAGuy said: My wife and I just had a 90-minute intimate, spiritual conversation where she revealed some very personal and emotional spiritual experiences she has recently had. Now, she asked me if I want to go for a walk. WTF. It’s almost game time. But I feel like she’s really vulnerable and needs some attention. How can can I blow her off without being “that guy”? You talk to your wife? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 “Honey, the team needs me now more than ever.” 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 What doesn't make sense is what is she waiting for you to ask people on the internet? Didn't you already give her some sort of answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 We are going to need an update of the conversation once it's over.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ol Dirty B said: This makes me think this isn't real and you just wanted to see what funny **** he might say. And on that note plus the "Thanks" from the OP.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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