Protocal69 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Ok with the TMZ releasing the video of Johnathan Williams basically claiming to be a Heroic drunk I couldn't help of the crazy things to come out some of the BILLS mouths in the last couple of years. Here is the list I can think of off the top of my head: Jonathan Williams: Regarding his Alleged DWI "The young lady in the car before me drank a lot of alcohol. I drank a 40-ounce of beer. I found myself being responsible trying to be able to take her home before she drove home because I was trying to look out for her. She was really intoxicated" Karlos Williams: Regading his Weight Gain Reporter: What injury has been holding you back right now? Williams: The injury of pregnancy, I would say. "It definitely is a first, but I like to eat, and then her being pregnant gave me an excuse to eat, so eating anything and everything," the running back said. "She'd wake up one or two o'clock. 'I want a snack.' Well, I'm not going to sit here and watch you eat because I don't want you to feel bad, but it's back to football. She's getting back to working out herself, so kind of motivating each other, feed off each other's energy, and we're getting ready for camp." STEVIE JOHNSON: Regarding blaming GOD for this dropped TD pass vs the Steelers in OT "I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!" "AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..." KO SIMPSON: REGARDING HIS INTERACTION WITH POLICE Simpson was in Hart's vehicle and "was being verbally abusive" to police, the report stated. He was asked to leave several times, but kept saying,"I'm Ko Simpson with the Buffalo Bills. I am worth millions," according to the Herald. If anyone else can think of one please feel free to add!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "He's not a punt returner, he's a punt catcher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020 Our Year For Sure Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "It's hard to score touchdowns in this league." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "They took the sail right out of our wind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Nails Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 It's hard to win in the NFL. - Dickie J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020 Our Year For Sure Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "I know we'll lead the league in defense. That's just the way it is." -Rex Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protocal69 Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 "He's not a punt returner, he's a punt catcher." Oh good ol' Wade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 These are all so good!! The first 4 that came to my head have all been taken. I'll keep it positive: Fight on, my men, Sir Andrew said. A little Im hurt but not yet slain. Ill just lie down and bleed a while and then Ill rise and fight again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protocal69 Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 Wade Phillips: Right Before playing the COLTS "I think both teams are out of it basically," Phillips said on national TV. "But, it's a Monday night game, everybody is watching." The COLTS won the game and made the playoffs that season while the BILLS finished 8-8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Ok with the TMZ releasing the video of Johnathan Williams basically claiming to be a Heroic drunk I couldn't help of the crazy things to come out some of the BILLS mouths in the last couple of years. Here is the list I can think of off the top of my head: Jonathan Williams: Regarding his Alleged DWI "The young lady in the car before me drank a lot of alcohol. I drank a 40-ounce of beer. I found myself being responsible trying to be able to take her home before she drove home because I was trying to look out for her. She was really intoxicated" If he cannot handle 40 ounces of beer I attest this to school/college system which he went to making his math skills terrible. Press should have had a press day with that one. Three and 1/3 beers and you could not figure out which cards were license and registration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "They took the sail right out of our wind" Said by not one coach, but two! (Bullough and Mullarkey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Don't taze me bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "Obviously." Doug Marrone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 These are all so good!! The first 4 that came to my head have all been taken. I'll keep it positive: Fight on, my men, Sir Andrew said. A little Im hurt but not yet slain. Ill just lie down and bleed a while and then Ill rise and fight again. "Where else would you rather be than right here right now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 These are all so good!! The first 4 that came to my head have all been taken. I'll keep it positive: Fight on, my men, Sir Andrew said. A little Im hurt but not yet slain. Ill just lie down and bleed a while and then Ill rise and fight again. That and "where you'd rather be, right here right now", or "when it's too tough for them, it's just right for us" are my three favorites. Marvisms were the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) "He's not a punt returner, he's a punt catcher." one of my all time favorites That and "where you'd rather be, right here right now", or "when it's too tough for them, it's just right for us" are my three favorites. Marvisms were the best. gotta love Marv "You over-officious jerk" . . . What happens when a Harvard grad becomes NFL coach and verbally berates an official. Edited July 27, 2016 by CSBill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "Is this thing on? 'Cuz it's about to be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginiaMike Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I did ask Kim Pegula, "Can I gat a deal on Sabre's season tickets?" and she said "No" -- another Rexism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I'm partial to this one, since it was uttered directly into my tape recorder... "You know that old saying: they don't think it be like it is, but it do." -Jason Peters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I'm partial to this one, since it was uttered directly into my tape recorder... "You know that old saying: they don't think it be like it is, but it do." -Jason Peters Without the tape recorder, I just might think I heard that wrong..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Without the tape recorder, I just might think I heard that wrong..... Well, to be fair, he was quoting Oscar Gamble; I just didn't know it at the time. And so I went home that night, got hammered with the roommates, and listened to it approximately 492 times in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Well, to be fair, he was quoting Oscar Gamble; I just didn't know it at the time. And so I went home that night, got hammered with the roommates, and listened to it approximately 492 times in a row. The classics never get old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "vghdrtrfhfgv jbvjgfytfgbj jbhguyhfgtvyftb uiiiuh bhguynrtfbviukhoigyuuuiyfg uifytfytftyi fyti... ya know what i'm sayin'?" - Leodis McKelvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "Matt Cassel is definitely the Bills starting QB because they took him out after two series in the third preseason game." - Matthew Coller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "vghdrtrfhfgv jbvjgfytfgbj jbhguyhfgtvyftb uiiiuh bhguynrtfbviukhoigyuuuiyfg uifytfytftyi fyti... ya know what i'm sayin'?" - Leodis McKelvin At least some of that was understandable so it couldn't be a direct quote from Mclovin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) "Uh oh" - Bruce DeHaven...Jan 3, 2000 Edited July 26, 2016 by QB Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Not a quote or statement but an exchange that happened during a game that I always remembered. Kiko and Official wired for sound Official: "Alonso right here!" Kiko: "What you trying to set a pick on me?" Official: "YAY. I'll go like this, how's that?" Kiko: "I might run you over" Official: "PLEASE DONT!" Edited July 26, 2016 by The Wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Kay Stephenson, breaking camp before the first of back to bak 2-14 seasons.. "There's no question that this has been the most intense camp I've ever been associated with,' " we think changing the helmet from white to red will help Joe reduce his interceptions, as all the other helmets in the division are white. We believe this will lead to more wins" Thurman Thomas TV interview 1989: Interviewer: Whats the weakest position on the team? Thurman: "Quarterback! Edited July 26, 2016 by plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) "vghdrtrfhfgv jbvjgfytfgbj jbhguyhfgtvyftb uiiiuh bhguynrtfbviukhoigyuuuiyfg uifytfytftyi fyti... ya know what i'm sayin'?" - Leodis McKelvin thats a good one "Honest officer, she told me was 18" -Travis Henry Edited July 26, 2016 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "Uh oh" - Bruce DeHaven...Jan 3, 2000 Perfect....made me laugh out loud. And then subsequently cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "When it's too tough for them it's just right for us." "Where would you rather be than right here right now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "My password is superbowl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "You know what Bruce would do if he found me messing with his shoe man? Bad things man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Keep cutting your own throat, eventually you'll run out of blood. -- Fred Smerlas Edited July 26, 2016 by Tuco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoBills20 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "I was like um.." -Ellis Lankster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) We gonna go out and beat that azz. Point blank. Period -McLovin 2014 Following the KC loss where he fumbled another punt return and going into the Miami loss where he promptly broke his ankle. Edited July 26, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 If he cannot handle 40 ounces of beer I attest this to school/college system which he went to making his math skills terrible. Press should have had a press day with that one. Three and 1/3 beers and you could not figure out which cards were license and registration? I guess I'll "attest" the above to your school/college system for making you not talk good English and make the sense. "I'm not a Bills fan.." - Trent Edwards "I'll kill your whole family" - Aaron Kromer "30 hut...WHEEAAAAA AH AH AHA HA AH..SQUEEE. AH AHHA AHH AHH...we wwhwiieieeeeee..." - Ryan Fitzpatrick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtAcVETtcZQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) that just infuriated me again. Thanks. On a side note, the education you receive at Clemson is fantastic. Edited July 26, 2016 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "Not guilty, you honor." OJ Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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