Over 29 years of fanhood Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) I ISorry folks... had to. Who knows when there will ever again be a legit spleen injury https://theathletic.com/1254692/2019/09/30/my-spleen-is-going-to-do-what-its-going-to-do-the-latest-on-sam-darnolds-recovery-and-how-it-impacts-the-jets-week-5-planning/ Sounds like stage 3.5 of the Spleen protocol Edited October 4, 2019 by Over 29 years of fanhood 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Down with the Shah! Down with the Shah! Down with the Shah! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 What i’m Looking for from all TSWers, is every possible spleen joke you guys can conjure up, let’s have at it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Don Otreply said: What i’m Looking for from all TSWers, is every possible spleen joke you guys can conjure up, let’s have at it! Lucy....you've got some spleening to do! (I know it's horrible, but it just popped in my head.) 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBills1998 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I know it might sound pre mature but I think this kid is gonna be a bust. Which is what I’m hoping for. Jets haven’t had a QB since West side Story was popular LOL. I just don’t see the IT factor in Darnold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Sam "the Shah" Darnold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 When Darnold gets healthy and the Jets still struggle on offense...Gase will have some exspleening to do. 2 6 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, BuffaloBills1998 said: I know it might sound pre mature but I think this kid is gonna be a bust. Which is what I’m hoping for. Jets haven’t had a QB since West side Story was popular LOL. I just don’t see the IT factor in Darnold Great historical reference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StHustle Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I was never good in biology. Can someone exspleen this to me? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBills1998 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, jkeerie said: Great historical reference! I guess I should’ve said Sam Peckinpah’s Wild Bunch since that came out in 69 but you get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 minute ago, BuffaloBills1998 said: I guess I should’ve said Sam Peckinpah’s Wild Bunch since that came out in 69 but you get it Hey...when you're a Jet, you're a jet all the way.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Mr. Spleen Mr. Spleen Mr. Spleen I keep hearing this to the Mr. Clean jingle 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Two spleens walk into a bar..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroutDog Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 This is the absolute MOST disturbing thread topic, ever. Simply wanted to point that out. 1 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, TroutDog said: This is the absolute MOST disturbing thread topic, ever. Simply wanted to point that out. After some of the vitriol and venom spewed on this board of late, I think we were ready for a departure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Have him retire, can't have a ruptured spleen on our conscience...unless it's Brady!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Allright Gasey, you have some 'spleenin to do!!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I spleen, you spleen, we all spleen for Sam's spleen! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiserplayer Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Headline on CNN: Sam Darnold was seen today praying at the Cystspleen Chapel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Over 29 years of fanhood said: Sounds like stage 3.5 of the Spleen protocol As much of a bummer as it is to be coming off a loss and waiting for Allen to clear concussion protocol...It must be a MASSIVE bummer to be coming off THREE straight losses and hoping our quarterback doesn't literally die on the field this coming Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Don’t they realize this is just a @Gugny rabble rouse? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 He's more spleen now than man. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akcash Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Mono: "Oh yeah... Splee-een... Did we lock you in a dumpster one time?" Spleen: "Yeah, I got out..." Mono: "Cool man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 In my brain I’d be thinkin I could be another Lincoln ... if I only had a spleen. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 hours ago, jkeerie said: Two spleens walk into a bar..... one spleen turns to the other........ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, cba fan said: one spleen turns to the other........ And says..."Can I get you a bloody mary?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I always thought the spleen was essentially just a larger appendix... why not just yank that sucker and pop er in a jar of brine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, jkeerie said: And says..."Can I get you a bloody mary?" And the other one says: “no, that stuff runs right through me.” 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkeerie Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, snafu said: And the other one says: “no, that stuff runs right through me.” Yes! Outstanding punch line! Well done!? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 50 minutes ago, snafu said: And the other one says: “no, that stuff runs right through me.” and I just Worcestershire it was not that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDingus Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Didn't Phil Sims' son have to retire because of a ruptured spleen? I could just Google his name, but feeling too lazy to care. Just remember he was the QB for the Bucs, lead them to the playoffs one year, then had a spleen injury that KO'd him from the season. Kevin? Chris? Matt? Something like that. Pretty sure he's an NFL analyst on some network now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan692 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 7 hours ago, akcash said: Mono: "Oh yeah... Splee-een... Did we lock you in a dumpster one time?" Spleen: "Yeah, I got out..." Mono: "Cool man." Chhheeeessseeeeee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I actually feel bad for the kid. My ex when a teenager missed a third of her Junior year and was hospitalized for multiple months due to mono. I don’t wish that on anyone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPappy Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 9 hours ago, whatdrought said: I always thought the spleen was essentially just a larger appendix... why not just yank that sucker and pop er in a jar of brine? Because it's not just a large appendix. It actually performs a major function in your body. It filters your blood as part of your immune system. Sourced via WebMD: The spleen plays multiple supporting roles in the body. It acts as a filter for blood as part of the immune system. Old red blood cells are recycled in the spleen, and platelets and white blood cells are stored there. The spleen also helps fight certain kinds of bacteria that cause pneumonia and meningitis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 6 hours ago, BigDingus said: Didn't Phil Sims' son have to retire because of a ruptured spleen? I could just Google his name, but feeling too lazy to care. Just remember he was the QB for the Bucs, lead them to the playoffs one year, then had a spleen injury that KO'd him from the season. Kevin? Chris? Matt? Something like that. Pretty sure he's an NFL analyst on some network now. Chris, and yeah he played most of the game with a ruptured spleen, missed only two plays and was taken to the hospital for "dehydration" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Bills Blue Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Their seasons rapidly spiralling out of control. To think they were up 16-0 at one point, and probably haven't had a lead since. Offseason champs tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 hours ago, BigDingus said: Didn't Phil Sims' son have to retire because of a ruptured spleen? he retired because he wasn't anywhere close to honestly playing in the NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Adam Gase, Super Genius: "Adam Gase’s desperate desire to bring Sam Darnold back to save the day ultimately put the Jets in a bigger bind entering this weekend’s game in Philly. Gase gave Darnold the lion’s share of first-team practice reps all week only to learn Thursday night that the franchise signal caller won’t be medically cleared to face the Eagles." https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/ny-sam-darnold-mono-spleen-out-vs-eagles-20191004-y2yywbkcurhudkd7lbk3si7oyy-story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanSD Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Heitz said: Adam Gase, Super Genius: "Adam Gase’s desperate desire to bring Sam Darnold back to save the day ultimately put the Jets in a bigger bind entering this weekend’s game in Philly. Gase gave Darnold the lion’s share of first-team practice reps all week only to learn Thursday night that the franchise signal caller won’t be medically cleared to face the Eagles." https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/ny-sam-darnold-mono-spleen-out-vs-eagles-20191004-y2yywbkcurhudkd7lbk3si7oyy-story.html Kind of hard to criticize that decision. They're not beating the Eagles with their third-string QB no matter how many reps he gets, so you might as well give the first-team reps to the guy who gives you a chance to win if he can play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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